The question isn't where we go at the end of our lives. The question is what we do when we know it's coming. Crookshanks calls a council to help him decide on a successor to ensure that his family will be properly cared for when his time comes. Warnings: discussions of death and pet loss, rhyming verse, literary homage.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Desperate, Larry released the mummy, but now that the battle is over and the museum is safe, what does he do with him now? What does the mummy mean by assuming command of his kingdom? How much of what Larry says does the mummy actually understand? Can museum exhibits eat? A series of stories beginning with Ahkmenrah's first night of freedom, some tragic, some lighter, some pure fun

Sometimes you make a family, sometimes you find a family, and sometimes it wanders in the back door when you're not paying attention. In which Tony discovers Darcy is his daughter, and Steve is never going to call him Dad. Tony&Darcy Steve/Darcy

Sarah dreams of the Labyrinth and being chased by a rider in black. Jareth dreams of claiming the queen who once escaped him. Sometimes fairy tales come true, but there is always a price. The Wild Hunt is coming - but who is the hunter and who is the prey

"You know, you're like me." The boy whispered sadly, "No one wants us, do they?" Hedwig's story. Oneshot.

Moriarty makes John Watson his first pip, but doesn't realize precisely with whom he's dealing.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Sandor Clegane is named the soul bonded mate for Lord Eddard Stark's eldest daughter. An AU featuring soul mates, arranged marriages, the Old Gods, greenseeing, the Starks and their people, and the major houses of Westeros. Lots of romance, a bit of drama and hopefully some comedy, too. Warnings: some canon character deaths; Sandor's potty mouth; spoilers through ADWD.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

When Thor comes to visit Jane after the events in New York, he has a tag along, and Darcy, the ultimate tag along, ends up befriending him. How CAN this end well. Eventually Darcy/Loki. Rated T for now, but I may adjust it, depending on where things go.

Inns in Hardorn border towns are neutral grounds, so long as the Sunsguard don't see the Herald and the Valdemarans don't see the priests. Usually this works fine, but one winter evening found Valdemarans with a Herald and Sunsguard with a priest at the same inn. Turns out, it's too cold to kill ancient enemies. First in 'Friends Across Borders' series.

When Jane had come to Darcy begging for her support and company while she attended 'this thing with Thor' Darcy had been slow to agree. Because 'this thing with Thor' was, in fact, a Thing. A gathering of of the big players of the nine realms (well, the peaceable ones) in Asgard... Oh, and one indolent God with a 'thing' for buxom wenches. Tasertricks.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

"Honestly, unless someone's maimed, dead, or dying, I'm going back to sleep." The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins written from Haymitch Abernathy's point of view. Because I've always wanted to know what Haymitch was thinking/doing.

When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

It isn't easy for a single owl mother raising her owlet on her own. Especially when that owlet is the Boy-Who-Lived. This is a collection of Hedwig's stories in her venture of raising Harry Potter.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

She was here, in his arms and on his TARDIS and nothing would take her away again; even Rose herself.

Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.

If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow: Don't trap the Doctor, and don't cage the Wolf. Main setting for the WolfStorm-verse.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Another tribute to Hedwig. One-Shot. Mention HHr.

Sherlock figures out that the mate to his wolf is John Watson. Unfortunately, that's just the beginning of his problems. Picks up around TBB, eventual spoilers for TGG and season 2.

A year after Sherlock Holmes took the plunge off of St. Bart's hospital, John Watson gets the call that his cousin Phil Coulson was killed in an alien attack on Manhattan. He goes to sort out Phil's things, and gets far more than he bargained for. Avengers Movie!verse, rating changed at a reader's request for foul language.

Heroes of Olympus AU, Sherlock is intrigued by the only unregistered demigod in the world, and the prophecy that surrounds him. Eventual Slash.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

There's a blonde young woman in the marketplace, and she seems eerily familiar to the Doctor...

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

AU The High Lord's soul calls for its mate. Is Harry the one? In the quest for love's fulfillment, rejection isn't the only danger. SLASH CreatureFic!

"You'll keep on changing. And in forty years time, fifty, there'll be this woman - this strange woman walking through the marketplace on some planet a billion miles from Earth. She's not Rose Tyler. Not anymore. She's not even human..."

Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.

Certain people can do certain things. Implied slash ad some angst, heavy foreshadowing and ghosts walking around.

Another Asgardian has fallen to Earth, leaving Jane hopeful of Thor's return. But her hopes are dashed when the visitor is revealed to be someone else entirely: Loki. In-character, canon excepting post-credits scene.

In the beginning, the Doctor hadn't realized just how different his species was from humans.

All it took to change the universe was one little alteration to the time line of Rose Tyler when she was eleven years old. While an alien hunts her and preys on children, Rose meets a remarkable man called the Doctor. Suddenly her childhood is full of adventure, aliens and lots of running that will change the course of her life. First in the Guardians of the Universe series.

What no one suspected, not even Sherlock, was that Mycroft's girth was intentional and very carefully maintained.

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

Formerly "Fushigi Yuugi sorta : Through the Looking Glass" An alternate universe rewrite of Fushigi Yuugi, featuring Yui as the Suzaku no Miko and many other alterations. Updating after an eight-year hiatus. Comments not needed chapters 1 to 30.

In which Holmes is incapable of understanding emotion, Mycroft is frequently aggravated, and John Watson never backs down from a challenge, imaginary or otherwise. Eventual lemons.

Hedwig and the Origin of Species: Two strings of fate, one belonging to a snowy owl and the other to a boy wizard, have been intertwined. Who knew it was a connection that would forever change the wizarding world...

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Sarah is out in the darkness, and the Host is riding... Is it an end, or a beginning? ONESHOT, don't get greedy folks.

Patience has never been Jareth's strong point, and now he's decided to stop waiting and take any invitation back into his beloved's life that he can. But when—it cannot be if—will Sarah accept the love of her old nemesis, the Goblin King?

After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter. Author's Notes: Beta'ed by muggle prof. Disclaimer is on the first chapter.

Five wolves do not make a pack and five people do not make a team. Do they? Season one, gen.

Sarah really should've known about the persephone canon... It's not even morning yet and the Goblin King has turned up to tell her about the new game. ONESHOT. rating for language.

"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!

A look at Dragon Age from Alistair's POV. It starts with Alistair at Ostagar, waiting for Duncan to return with new recruits for the Grey Wardens.

Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Written for the Sheldon Penny livejournal challenge: "The End of the World." Penny deals with her emotions and her family as the world faces its inevitable doom. The boys have left, and what's with the note that Sheldon has left on Penny's door?

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.

The Doctor finds a way back to Rose. He has a promise to keep, only it's the most difficult thing he's had to do since his childhood. Yet, appearances can be deceiving if you don't look closely enough. Reunion Fic. AU after Second Season.

Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale. Snape!Mentor, Eventu

Seventh year fic- Blaise and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. He saves her from Malfoy on the train, and proceeds to become her friend. However, he has a terrible secret, and Hermione wants to know what it is. And can he really keep her safe from the Death

Doctor here… Doctor there… and after bending time and space to his will, The Doctor finally gets Ginger. Setting: Alternative Series 3. On a linear scale, about 6 months after the beach scene in Doomsday. But, we’re talking Time Lord here… for him, it

The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash

The story of how Il Duce is reunited with his sons, told in three parts. Good, bad or indifferent, let me know what you think.

Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE

Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG

When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.

Harry goes back in time to kill Voldemort, but changes history instead. Now Hogwarts is occupied by Nazis, Harry’s a P.O.W., Dumbledore is missing, the Dueling Club forms a resistance, and Tom Riddle has nightmares of someone he's never met. 1 of 3.

Post War, PostHBP, Veela!Draco. The old story, but this time Harry knows he's Draco's mate, and with help from Narcissa, who doesn't want Harry Potter as a son in law, he's determined to keep Draco from ever finding out.

Darcy and Elizabeth become better acquainted over the course of their engagement.

The Doctor gets sent on an important task, to babysit for a young girl. This show is about the 4th doctor the one played by Tom Baker but has some elements from the new show as well. R&R would be nice if you're so inclined.

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

PreHBP On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. Veela!Draco, slash

The Seishi are blessed with ketsu animals that bond to humans and are now called to protect their country and each other by summoning Suzaku. Ch. 20: Despite new and painful knowledge, the Suzakus will head off to Hokkan... after Kishuku goes home.

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

At a butlering convention, Alfred has a moment of weakness.

**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.

A tale of families. Nothing more will be said. Read to find out. ^_^ Story is now finished bar the sequel

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.

The students' last night at Hogwarts is traditionally reserved for the Parting Ceremony. It is always a memorable experience, but for Hermione it turned out to be a truly special night. S/H, and it's completed.

A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.

Tamahome and Miaka's daughter is the new Suzaku no Miko, but their son is a Seiryuu seishi. Yui's son's a Suzaku seishi. What's going on? The Universe of the Four Gods is crumbling. They need new mikos and new seishi. The last part is up. Go to foru