Alisynhide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Parodies and Spoofs. 19/2/03Right, now because of ff.net doing its weird splitting-up things, four of my fics are at the fiction press whatever it is. So go read those ones too! And be happy because ISILDUR'S RING got 20 reviews! LAAAAAAAA!! Ho hum ho hum...what to say...read my stories please! I am proud of my Middle-earth travel guide, MIDDLE-EARTH FROM THREE POUNDS A DAY. And everyone needs to read the cow story. But-- EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THE RINGWRAITHS STORY! Because it's cool and because I will love you if you do. And step on you if you don't. And MIDDLE EARTH FROM THREE POUNDS A DAY almost has 30 reviews. Do your part. Together we can make the world a better place. La la la. |
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How To Hate Frodo in Five Easy Steps by Senzafine reviews
Not your typical fanfic, a bit funny and drama towards the end. Read and enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2002
Kidnapping of an Elf by Forestsilver reviews
Saruman decides to kidnap Legolas and baits a trap with a bottle of Herbal Essences. The rest of the Fellowship must go to rescue him! But will they be able to, or will Saruman's powers and Legolas's blondeness foil their plans? Finished!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,380 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Legolas
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Grey Traveller reviews
Originally I was sort of thinking of Gandalf, but I didn't really mean it to be strictly an LOTR poem. But now it is. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Gandalf
The Ringwraiths go to the Dentist reviews
Written by someone who really hates the dentist. But likes the Nazgul. And I thought...well, I have an idea for it, that's hasn't happened yet. I've just posted the second chapter! :) Please review! Hooray, twenty reviews! Everybody be happy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Sauron
Middleearth From 3 Pounds a Day reviews
Your complete guide to planning the perfect Middle-earth vacation on a budget! All the best hotels, restaurants, and tourist sites in one place--from just 3 pounds per day!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Complete
The Adventures of Darth Nix reviews
The first epic story from the Darth Nix Fan Club!! Darth Nix & Shopping Maul...all explained. Plus a bunch of extra characters, like a guy named Duet (get it? Han *Solo*--Duet--Solo--Duet--oh, nevermind). :) Everyone's liked it so far! Wahooey!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002
Isildur's Ring reviews
Isildur discovers the secret of the One Ring while roasting marshmallows with Elrond. :) Please R&R, I'll love you for ever. It's really short so I'm sure you can handle it. 20 reviews!! Everybody be happy! Laaaaaaaaaa...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2002