So I've been in this club since 7th grade, and now I'm a sophomore in college (go Scarlet Knights!). That's seven years. That's actually terrifying.

I've taken AP Language and Composition in high school and Creative Writing twice, once in high school and again in college. Somehow, my writing still sucks. But what-the-fuck-ever. I love being a part of this community, and this is what gets me through the loneliness. Usually when I have an especially bad day, your guys' stories are the only things that can put a smile on my face.

Also, don't expect any/many stories whose main pairing is heterosexual. I like lemons, limes, [all of the citrus fruits] and rarely do I actually take the time to focus on a cishet pairing unless they're so good as a background pair that I can't ignore them.

Disclaimer: No matter how hard I wish, anything I write belongs to me, but the characters are other people's properties. I make no profit, therefore please don't sue me. When writers put their work out there, they have to understand that the work is accessible to anyone and anyone has a right to parody it, for personal reasons.

If you want to learn more about me for whatever twisted reason, my blog is puer-mundani.tumblr.com, but it's literally filled with half naked dudes...

Ships whose sails I blow into:

Stiles Stilinki and Derek Hale from Teen Wolf (this is currently my OTP)

Scott McCall and Isaac Lahey from Teen Wolf

Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood from Mortal Instruments (which is surprisingly cannon)

Clarissa Fairchild and Jace Lightwood from Mortal Instruments (all of the canons)

Ships that I still like but not as strong as the above:

Harry Potter and Tom Marvolo Riddle II from Harry Potter (Hogwarts aged Tom only...)

Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter from Harry Potter

Scott McCall and Liam Dunbar from Teen Wolf

Fred Weasley and George Weasley from Harry Potter

Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel from Glee (also canon)

Troy Bolton and Ryan Evans from High School Musical

Edward Cullen with either Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, or Jacob Black from Twilight (because deep down they're all just hot, easily swap-able bodies)

Peeta Mellark and Gale Hawthorne from Hunger Games

Ships that I don't care about anymore, but past me did:

Alfred Jones and Matthew Williams from Hetalia: Whatever-the-fuck comes after the colon

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from Twilight

Bella Swan and Jasper Hale from Twilight

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter

Harvey Specter and Mike Ross from Suits

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from Ouran High School Host Club