Madam-Pompadoo here Actually my real name is Melanie and like all names on the internet, 'Madam-Pompadoo' has virtually nothing to do with my actual name.

I live on the planet earth

on a continent known as North America

on the East coast

in a state known as Massachusetts

in a small city known as Fall River

on a street and on that street there is a house

and in that house is were I live.