MEEEEE!!

Age: 16

Height: Just 5ft 4''
Natural hair color: dark brown, natural red streaks in sun

Eye colour: it changes. It might be hazel when I wake up, then green by lunch, and blue before I go to sleep.

Skin color: pale-ish tan

Glasses/contacts?: no
Piercings: scared of needles
Tattoos: nope
Braces: no
Mannerisms: Apologizes to much

FAVORITE
Color(s): Blue
Band/ Singer: NO ORDER: Rascal Flatts, Chris Brown, John Mayer, Paramore, Christina Aguilera

Video game: Nintendo Wii
Movie: Too many to name

Book: Twilight Series, Harry Potter Series, Maximum Ride Series, Vampire Academy Series, Morganville Vampire Series (what can I say. I love vamps)

Food: Grandma’s lasagna

Game on a cell phone: They all suck
Flower: Rose
Scent: Lavender
Animal: puppy
Cereal: fruit loops!
Website: FanFiction/Aim/Addictinggames/YOUTUBE!
Cartoon: Tom and Jerry

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: Guitar, little piano, and sing

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: nope
Like to sing?: YES
Have a job?: Nope!
Have a cell phone?: Yes

Like to play sports?: Baseball, Basketball, little football

Have a crush on someone?: maybe…

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: I wish

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: LOL. Not with my parents
Have any special talents/skills?: singing, black belt (fear me, NOT)
Exercise daily?: If I have time
Like school?: It's ok

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: No chance
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Nope
Speak any other languages?: Spanish, some Italian
Go a day without food?: I did for 3 days when I went camping last year. You would’ve too if you’d seen that ‘food’…
Remember your dreams: Only nightmares
Read music, not just tabs?: yep
Roll your tongue?: Nope
Eat a whole pizza?: uhhh… if the pizza’s tiny?

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: Nope. Only those games that the light goes around really fast and you have to stop it on that one little light bulb. Im INSANE at that game!
Snuck out of the house?: Nope

Lied to get out of trouble?: Hasn't everyone? Doesn't mean I'm proud of it
Had a computer crash?: Don’t get me started

Gotten lost in your city?: Ill get lost anywhere
Seen a shooting star?: Yep
Been to any other countries?: Italy
Had a serious surgery?: Nope
Stolen something important to someone else?: Nope
Solved a rubiks cube?: Only once when I was really bored
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Pajama day
Cried over a girl?: nope
Cried over a boy?: yep
Kissed a random stranger?: Nope
Hugged a random stranger?: Yep
Been in a fist fight?: Nope
Been arrested?: nope
Done drugs?: Nope
Had alcohol?: Nothing serious, just at family events, champagne

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yep. Rather not talk about that.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: YEP! So much fun, but not when other people do it

Sneaked into the opposite gender's bathroom?: Seriously, those things need to be cleaned more!

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: YES. And my mom drove off before I could tell her and I didn’t have my phone! I was stuck outside the whole day!

Swore at your parents?: Yep. Grounded
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Nope

Been to a casino?: Not for long!
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Cant drive yet
Broken a bone?: Nope
Gotten stitches?: Nope
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Dare.
Made homemade muffins?: Yep.
Bitten someone?: Yep.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yep.

Burped in someone’s face?: Don't remember

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: after lunch

Cried: Don’t remember
Went to the bathroom: Why do you want to know?

Saw a movie in a theatre: Last week
Read a book: Yesterday
Had a snow day: Last year…
Had a party: Last month

Went to a doctor: Before school started. Worst week of my life.
Went to the grocery store: I don’t remember
Got sick: Two weeks before school.
Called someone: Today

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Fruit

Black/white: White
Lights on/lights off: Off
TV/movie: TV
Body spray/lotion: Lotion

Cash/cheque: Cash (I always forget about checks)
Pillows/blankets: Blanket
Headache/stomach ache: Headache

Paint/charcoal: Paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese
Summer/winter: Winter
Snow/rain: Snow!
Fog/misty: Fog
Rock/rap: Rock
Meat/vegetarian: Meat
Chocolate/vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Sprinkles/icing: Icing
Cake/pie: Cake.
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Pool, almost drowned in the ocean as a kid. Scared for life
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
Wallet/pocket: Pocket
Window/door: Window
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Charles Chaplin ( never heard of the other dude)

Pink/purple: purple
Cat/dog: Dog

Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short
Pants/shorts: pants
Winter break/spring break: Winter
Spring/autumn: Autumn
Clouds/clear sky: Clouds
Moon/mars: Moon
Questions/Answers: Questions, I’m curious as hell
War/Peace: Peace (who would put war?!)
What's the most important kind of love for you?: True love
Have you ever been in love?: I’m not sure
Been close to love?: Still not sure
If you have, with who?: not telling
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: not telling still
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: What really badly?
Are you in a relationship?: Yep.
If so, for how long?: About a year.
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yep
What is your idea of the best date?: Romantic. Guy is totally sweet and gentlemanly. Need more of those guys.
I like..: Reading, listening to music, writing, singing, hanging with friends
What was your first kiss like?: … you think id tell you?
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: read above
Do you think love is worth nothing?: True love? Priceless.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: not single.
Have you ever been dumped?: Nope
Have you ever dumped someone?: Nope

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: Yes

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favorite genre of music?: Anything but opera (shudder).
What time is it now?: 6:04 PM
What are you doing now?: DUH. Awnsering these questions and listening to music
Do you like parades?: Eh, they're ok?
Do you like the moon?: Sure…
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Call my friend who I said I’d call right back

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: Drunk
Lonely: Sad.
Flower: Pretty.
Brain freeze: Cold.
Strange: odd
Sassy: bam!
Suffering: pain

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: not unless I was pushed out the plane and had been abducted before hand
Run away?: not really
Curse at a teacher?: no thanks.
Not take a shower for a week?: Ew. I almost had to when I went camping. Two things I did as soon as I got home: Take a really long shower and eat real food.

Ask someone out?: Only if I’m sure they’d say yes
Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?: Nope

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Depends who it is (I know that sounds bad)
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yes
Go scuba diving?: Nope
Write a book?: YEP
Assemble a computer?: Yeah Right. That would go really well.
Become a rock star?: That would be awesome if I could get over singing in front of lots of people

LAST QUESTIONS
What kind of computer do you have?: Studio 15. Don’t get one
What grade/level of studies are you in?: When I’m on break, I don’t even think the work school
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Nope
How many posters do you have in your room?: 10

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1915

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

26. My mother taught me THE LOVE OF GOD.

“For the love of God, if you don’t clean your room…”

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear so-and-so!

Happy birthday to you.

And many more,

On channel 4.

And a big fat lady,

On channel 80.

And Scooby-Doo,

On channel 2.

Oh Mr. Man, won’t you tell me

How old are you?