A blatant self-insert wound up in Gensokyo because reasons. Now, armed with only mediocre wit, and mundane tools, he must find the means to not get completely destroyed by the friendly locals! In doing so, he winds up involved in strangely unfitting incidents because I'm bad at writing fanfiction! If you're here you're probably bored anyway, so why not stop by for the fluffmania?

People have always called me the Flower Master of Four Seasons. They have always held respect for me, but that doesn't mean they like me. Of course, I've never minded, really. Where people haven't been in my life, there were flowers to fill the hole. Flowers, the things that never fail to bring me joy. Or at least, they never did...

Koishi takes an interest in sex after reading a strange book in the scarlet devil library, eventually leading to her regaining conscious thought (since she apparently likes thinking about perverted stuff). She sets out to make a harem, but soon realizes the heavy burden that comes with her new-found emotions, thoughts and powers. Will her heart break under the pressure of reality?

Everyone was free from hatred, except for Sans. Sure everyone loved him, but he hated himself. He couldn't protect his brother. Soon Chara kills him, or does she? He turns human and meets 7 girls, all of which you might know. he finds his brother. T for suicide attempts and some scary nightmares, plus realistic drama WARNING! OOC! LOTS OF OOC