a collection of unrelated jily/marauders oneshots.

He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Lily Evans, television producer with uTV, is moving into her second series with Eligible, the UK's newest dating show. After a strong (and morally questionable) first series on her part, she's been given the chance to work with this year's bachelor, James Potter. Unfortunately for James and Lily, these things hardly ever go as planned.

It wasn't supposed to end the way it did. And we all know exactly how it ended. Had things been different, they would have lived a long, happy life together, with three children and a cat. But had things been different, they might have never fallen in love in the first place. Or maybe they would have. Jily fic. Rated M for much later chapters and for mature themes. I own nothing.

During her final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans's world is turned helter-skelter as she falls for her old nemesis and fights for what is right. Chronicles the 1977-78 Hogwarts school year to their deaths in 1981. Rated M for eventual violent thematic elements and mild sexual content.

The M25 needs to undergo massive emergency repairs and the entire motorway has been shut down for, well, probably the rest of eternity. Lily Evans was foolish enough to think she could make it through before the traffic properly started. She's absolutely dying of boredom when she spots the guy in the car opposite. Nonsense ensues.

Lily Evans finds herself in a Prank War with James Potter. College AU

During a week-long exhibition, professional Quidditch player James Potter encounters Lily Evans, Junior Quidditch Correspondent for the Daily Prophet.

Lily runs her father's grocery store and the guy she remembers from her childhood moves back into town. Thanks to petals for the brilliant prompt - "grocery store AU where Lily works the counter and he keeps buying things just to talk to her"

Sirius drug poor James out to the pub again. Luckily, he'll meet someone that makes his night a bit more entertaining. Just smut, my friends.

James swears that it isn't going to snow - as a meteorologist, he probably knows what he's talking about, right? Wrong. Thanks to the tumblr anon that requested some winter Jily x

James can't find his favourite jumper, they're running late, and Lily tells him to just put on anything.

Fic for Jily Challenge on Tumblr. Prompt: we're at a music festival and you crawled into my tent when drunk and fell asleep, now you've woken up bewildered and to be honest I should be more annoyed but you're just so good looking

Lily and Marlene have ventured to sunny Venice Beach, CA to escape their British "summer" - their Airbnb host is pretty fit (and his mates aren't half bad either).

James and Lily are having quite the morning. James thinks a little nonsense might fix it. Modern AU, Muggle AU

Drabble - James forgot to turn the lights off on the car again, and his battery dies. His wife is not even remotely pleased. Muggle AU, Modern AU

Lily Evans keeps running into this fit, black-haired, spectacled bloke in the aisles at Tesco.

"Smuh-rag-din." James mumbled, staring at the word in confusion. He cross-referenced the word in his runes translator, finding the word under that of Grecian origin. It was a word for green, emerald green to be specific. Used as a noun, it meant something rare, or something not quite like the others. (Jily OneShot NSFW based "Word of the Day" tumblr post for Elnev91 and Levins18)

A collection of Jily oneshots - Times, locations, and universes vary, but you'll find fluff, smut, angst, hilarity throughout.

Jily fic inspired by the Arctic Monkeys binge I went on recently. Muggle AU, Modern AU, Fancy Party AU (thing?). Smut - FF irritated me, so now this is a two shot.

James and Lily are doing the fluffy things. Muggle AU, Mass Transit AU (lol not a thing?), Coffee Shop AU. This was supposed to be a one-shot, but my best friend is annoyingly convincing (and also I'm complete Jily trash). Now it's a multi-chap.

Two new people move in across the hall and Lily gets locked out. Based on the "oops we have to share a bed" trope. One-shot

Another Ed Sheeran inspired fic - James is in a band, Lily is thirsty af. Muggle AU, Met in a Pub AU (a thing?), Smut.

"James looked at her and she felt like her skin had suddenly caught fire. 'It's got one hundred percent, absolutely nothing to do with your essay.'": Featuring professor!James, student!Lily, and both parties' abandonment of better judgment. L/J. AU smut edition.

Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.

Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.

Wanting an unforgettable summer before their final year at Hogwarts, Lily and her friends decide to go on vacation. But when the Marauders are invited along, it's sure to be a summer that no one will ever forget. {Eventual Jily Pairing, Marauders, Non Mary-Sue OCs.} Rated M for strong violence and detailed sexually explicit scenes later on.

Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline

"Paradise is beyond the small gap in between your two front teeth." Drabble, JPLE.

Aboard the Argo II, Annabeth and Percy finally let their inhibitions down.

James and Lily on the train ride home for winter hols. [Lily/James, smut drabble]

In which James is oblivious, Remus plays matchmaker, Lily laughs at her boyfriend's expense, Sirius drinks, and Peter loses chess. L/J. One-shot, birthday smut edition.

AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.

That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.

James Potter was not happy, and it was all Lily Evans's fault. L/J. One-shot, smut.

Since the fateful night in sixth year, Lily and James had made no secret of their mutual loathing. But when their new positions as Heads forces them into unwilling cooperation, old wounds reopen and new truths are brought to light.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

James comes up with a nickname.

The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.

James is entering his seventh year at Hogwarts. He has it all-three best friends, amazing Quidditch abilities, top grades, and good looks. Naturally, all girls love him, well, almost. A story of jokes, inappropriate comments, and stupid boys who are sweet

Lily and James loathe each other. Passionately. But when they're captured by Deatheaters and forced to stay in the same cell...well, who knows what will happen in 24 hours?

Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.

Book Two in the 'Lily' series, Nuttier Than A Fruitcake, portrays Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts, a time filled with hormones, confusion, and of course, run ins with the ever obnoxious, James Potter.

Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?

Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...

Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.

It is estimated that there are over six hundred thousand words in the English language alone. Over six hundred thousand words to choose from and yet James Potter always managed to say the wrong ones. short ficlet. one of three.

James Potter does not posses a single quality that could ever merit a swoon. And he is definitely up to no good..or at least that's what she told herself when she followed him out in the pouring rain. Definitely up to no good. Oneshot.

Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!

Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potter's charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? (Completed)

She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::

James simply watches Lily from afar...will it ever change? oneshot.