Hi.. Our names are Kali and Jec We are bored as hell and would like to have hot single men make out... with their fathers. If you are available please contact us and send us photos from somewhere sexy. Yes, yes we are hot mamas we know and yes that was a corny line, but hey we're sooooo sexy we can get away with that. I'm doing this for laughs okay so don't go on a pmsy, bitchy, mofo, rave because you think we are cocky... moutherfuckers. I'm typing this, I'm Jec, I have a note If I ever talk to you and I don't say who I am and there is a lot of cussing it's me, got it? Kali is... a Princess!! That's her nickname now. So get it bitches. Family reunion is a awesome song. Now... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yaoi is the awsomest thing ever made!!

Likes: Gothic Lolita, Yaoi, Naruto, Death Note, junjou Romantica, Loveless, Fruits Basket, No money, Cats, Dogs, Rats, Art, Writing, Reading, Computer, Electricity ( Thank Jashin for Benjamin!) Also my favorite actor is Will Smith and Jim Carrey. My Favorite color is red/fuchsia. YOUTUBE!

Dislikes: BIAISTS!! Also my neighbor and teachers…. Annoying people who don’t know when they’re getting into deep personal matters and can tell someone is uncomfortable but keeps going anyway knowing this person is sensitive and basically putting this person on the brink of sobbing, yea I hate those people, don’t you?

Bands: MSI, Disturbed, Dope, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, Michael Jackson, Papa Roach, Aqua, Toybox, Veronicas, T.A.T.U., Tokio Hotel, My Chemical Romance, Kerli, System of a Down, Electric Six, Rammstein, DHT, Chris Tilton, Sanrio Paris, Carmell, Skillet, Korn, Dead, Linkin Park, Monster Blockers.

Favorite Pairings:

KakuHida

KakaSasu

NejiGaa

ShikaTema

Sasunaru

chihiro x kohaku

Zero x Kaname

Misaki x Usagi

Mello X Matt

L X Light

Yuki X Kyo

Dialogue:

“ Holy Hell what’s wrong with you?!” “It’s just pants.”

Andee and me!

“ Dude if I was bored so I raped you then you got pissed so you raped me for revenge, would we be even?”

Tar and Ryan, drunk day…

“ You’re a slut.” “ You’re a whore.” “ Your mom’s a whore.” “ My dad whored your mom.” “ Dude uncalled for.” “ Yea sorry man.”

Me and Sammy.

" Dude, is thata bruise?" " Yea." " What about that?' " Yea." " And that?" " Yea." " Serious dude why do you have so many bruises?!" " I really don't know." I fall and my leg starts to bleed ( stupid Chair!) " I need to get you a bubble!!" really loud. He ends up running away and actually comes back with pillows and ducks tapes them to me I looked wwwwwwwwwweeeeird!

Ryo and me so bored he looked at my legs and arms and in the end he said I had a abusing gf and needed more pillows. xd