Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Check Naruto as he sets out to prove himself, lemon style. Please be warned that this is a lemon fic with suggested lemon encounters but NO yaoi. Please don't read if you do not like lemons. Suggestions for future chapters are also welcomed here.

As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.

Avatar/X-Men Evo. Katara and Zuko get transferred to Bayville. They must find allies to help them get back. The X-Men try to figure out where they are from. Meanwhile the Gaang trys to prevent a rebellion. Eventual Zutara and Romy.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Naruto follows Sasuke to the Valley of the End and succedes in deafeating him only to be abandoned by Kakashi on the journey home when Kabuto attacks. Left to die, Naruto is forcibly brought to Orochimaru and is kept at his mercy. Will Naruto hold out in

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]