List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Edward

2. Rosalie

3. Esme

4. Alice

5. Renesmee

6. Jasper

7. Emmett

8. Bella

9. Carlisle

10. Jane

11. Tanya

12. Charlie

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jasper/Tanya no that would be really weird

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Alice could be hot. I would think of her more as cute though... Rosalie would be hot... Alice would be cute.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie got Bella pregnant. WHOAH! maybe if he wasnt her dad but strrraannggee

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Carlisle? Hmm... I've read good fics with him in them... but none that have centered mainly about him.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Rosalie/Jasper... Hmm... more of a sister/brother bond. I can't see them being together.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Renesmee/Carlisle or Renesmee/Jacob. Probably Renesmee/Jacob becuase Carlisle is like Renesmee's Grandfather... that would just be creepy...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Emmett walked in on Rosalie and Charlie. hes dead no question.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Esme/Jane what if Esme and Jane were long lost sisters and the just found out. Would Jane join the cullens? or Esme join vulturi? set in BD

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Edward/Bella fluff. Oh yeah... it's everywhere. Even when they hate eachother, they always find a way of liking eachother and get involved in 'hot fluff' as well. -

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Emmett/Charlie hurt/comfort fic. Hmm... Gosh... I don't know.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bella. OMG There are so many songs... Hmm... Right now I would choose Thunder by Boys like Girls

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Edward/jasper/Charlie. Umm... Hmm.. illegal stuff mentioned

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never liked Reneesme she bores me.

These are some pretty funny things. It'll do for a quick laugh. ;)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker who made you frown.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!