Heya, party peoplez.

The name's Jasmine. But you could call me Jaz or Jazz, whichever you like better.

Ha, that rhymed . . .

ANY-way, my bestest e-pal and tag-teamer is Crystal (Pink-Raven). She's awesome and a totally sweetie, so go check out her profile, like, right now.

Well, there's not much to say about me. I guess I'll just say this --

I is 13.

I be 5'2.

I is Latina.

I be straight as a line.

I is located in the grand ol' U.S. of A.

I be a'likin' the colors black and blood red (and NO, I don't worship Satan, spank you very much).

Now, what else is there . . . ?

Well, my dream vacation be to Australia.

Me love to read and write and guy-scope. T'is vezy fun.

Me love Tom Welling, Paul Slater, and Jesse de Silva. There's lotsa other guys but these be ma' top three favoritest ones.

Me fave author be Meg Cabot.

Me fave books be the Mediator series and the Daughters of the Moon series.

Me fave animals be ze monkey, ze squirrel, ze dog, and zat's about it..

Now, I'm pretty normal . . . most of the time. I used to be a cheerleader but not no more, my friends. I hang out with my grandma after-school nowadays everydays 'cuz she's be, like, gangsterfyed.

In my spare time I read, watch TV, go out someplace, hang at the MCBC, or stay around here reading some ficcies. I do other stuff, but not as frequently as what I listed above.

I guess you could say I have no, oh what's it you normies call it, a life . . . ?

As for my quote of the moment -- "I smell bacon, I smell pork. Run little piggy, I have a fork!"

And here's the ultimate song -- "Fat" by Weird Al.

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Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

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Heehee . . .

Love Jasmine.