39 Clues Creed.

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians.

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she when through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I hear a person talking all gangsta like, I'll think of Jonah.

When I stutter around boys I like, I'll remember Amy and Ian.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

~If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

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Hello let me tell a bit about me. And remember this is mostly of the 39 clues! :)

Age: 11

Gender: Girl

Hair: Curly-straight,black-brown

Eyes-Black-Brown

Skin-Darkish-Tan hey my family come from Mexico darlings

Personality: People say I'm a very nice person. I love to make friends but I do have my evil side. I'm a sporty girl so thats my clothes style.

What I hate: I HATE SPOILED PEOPLE!!! They just arent happy with what they got. And I hate Tuna. Randomness right?

Name: Sorry cant tell you!

Story made: Wizard vs Bieber

Sports I play: Soccer, Basketball, Tennis, and I want to try Boxing.
"Time to kick some Cobra butt!"

Favorite Quotes: "Just do it." - I dont know were i got this from but I know its Hamilton Holt's fav quote!

"Hey Amy? This hike is rated PG, and we're starving!" - The third book of the 39 clues

"I dont care! I was born first!" - Haha I just here this one a lot on Tv and in life

"Dont make me hurt you!" - I love saying this one to everybody!

"Dont go all gangsta on me now!"- Hahaha I made that quote!

Favorite books: Warrior series and THE 39 CLUES SERIES!!!

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christains will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you denie it you are denieing Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you denie him he will denie you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. :D :D :D :D

Re Post This!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money

If you support Ian and Amy paste the following on your profile:

Ian's Nightmare

Ian Kabra was trapped.

Then he heard it, like a phantom wisper

"Ian, I'm gonna get you"

Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him

"Ian, I'm at your parents room"

Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work

"Ian, They're dead"

No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night science Pukhansan

"Ian, I'm at the stairs now"

Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse, but it was like he was welded in place

"Ian, I'm at your sister's room"

Why, why did he do it! He liked her, no he loved her

"Ian, she's dead"

He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next

"Ian, why'd you do it?"

He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out

"Ian, did you care?"

"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came

"Ian, I gonna get you"

"No" he thought "Not again"

"Ian, I'm here"

There she was. Amy Cahill her skin pale, her herself dead, and weilding a knife.

"Ian, your..."

A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest

"Dead."

BEEP BEEP

Ian woke up in a cold sweat.

Only a dream. He looked at the clock.

6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now.

He picked up the phone and dialed. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said

"I'm sorry love''

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (He is! No one is that perfect!)

You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail (I wonder what happened to him? He was awesome!)

You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (I wanted to have a funeral for her. She was the best spy ever.)

You've read all the books at least four times... and they still aren't old (My favorite one is the 10th one.)

You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already! (They better make up before I come and do it for them!)

You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it.

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Lucian spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Lucian)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more...

One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because... well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (George Washington's a Tomas)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above

You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much ( Duh they told me to stop talking about it.)

You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives

You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is.( I just need one more!)

You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website (which I have done!)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. ( Yep pretty much.)

You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on. (Of course!)

You've learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest. (Yeah!!!!!!)

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) ( OF COURSE!)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real. ( I tell them to shut up. You never know it might be real. Like Eva said the Cahills could be briding the news casting show!)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series

You have a crush on one of the book characters.(Duh all of the boys!)

Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection. ( I freak out!!!!)

You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection. ( Yeah its huge!)

You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (in between the books, of course) ( Haha funny thing about that...)

You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person. ( Its like my dream!)

You wish you could meet all the authors. ( Its my second dream!)

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went. ( I WISH!!!)

You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out

If you read this, and your head was on none-stop nod-mode, copy and paste this on your page! --By Lieutenant Evergreen

You have actually tryed to put together the clues. ( I'm working on that now.)

You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen. ( Duh I done it to my friends.)

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized

You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are

When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren't a good clue hunter

You predected that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madiline

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?"

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about. ( Yeah it was pretty funny.)

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy. Yep I start crying but then I get mad. MAKE UP ALREADY!)

You have rewriten a song to be a Cahill version. ( Yes.)

You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking eachother the same way Hope/Author did

You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is

You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that. ( Shes too cool for anything!)

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things. ( I'm working on it. SHHHH keep quiet.)

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does. ( I'm all gansta now. Thanks a lot Jonah :) )

You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right. ( YEP!)

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues. ( Its the Janus branch!)

You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking.(Yes.)

You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors

You desperetly want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says "39". ( I start talking about it actually.)

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books. ( Yes, Yes I do!)

You say "go all Lucian"

You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas...

102 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart (or Target)

1. Take all the fudge, whipped cream, or anything like that, and make a slip n slide

2.Walk up to any guy with his girlfriend and slap him crying out "But you said you'd love me forever and ever!!!"

3. Walking by someone, start singing a Barney song, when they join in, say "what a bunch of retards" and walk away.

4. Sit in the ice cream isle and (while eating all the ice cream from the carton with your hands) yell at anyone passing by that they cant have any, and to make your point, throw some ice cream at them.

5. Paint a 'mural' with the nail polish, when yelled at, ask them why they hate art.

6. Invite all your friends for a movie night at Wal-Mart. This must include turning off all the lights, opening all the bags of chips and cans of soda, and when watching your movie in the TV section, “shhh” anyone such as the manager and others and them lecture them about being rude.

7. Demand to see the manager at once, muttering about things like 'bad service' and 'rude employees'. Once face to face with the manager, insist that you need his/her autograph straight away.

8. Hide in the clothing racks. When someone starts searching through the clothes, jump up, saying, "Pick me!!!"

9. Walk around in the dishware and say to people as they examine cups and such, "Please don't touch that one. It is a very fine piece that I picked up in Volterra, Italy."

10. Ask someone for the time, and before they answer, break out into the chorus for the Phantom of the Opera.

11. Take all the money out of the cash registers and put it in a big pile and roll in it screaming “I’M RICH!!”, when the security comes, tell them that you inherited Wal-Mart, then lecture them about respecting their superiors.

12. On the intercom, broadcast very irrelevant conversations between teenage girls (OH NO U DIDN’T!!! he’s totally like going to dump her, he’s too hot for her, did you hear about that???) etc. (broadcast until it stops being funny)

13. Ride the little electronic cars at the front of the store.

14. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day.

15. Walk up to an employee and in an official tone of voice say "We've got a code 3 in House wares". See what happens.

16. Turn all the radios to the polka station, then turn them off, but turn the volume as high as it'll go.

17. Play with the automatic doors.

18. Walk up to complete strangers and say "Hi!! I haven't seen you in..." etc. and see how they respond.

19. Leave small gifts in the hands of mannequins.

20. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field.

21. As the cashier scans an item, say "Wow, magic!".

22. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" to carpeted areas.

23. Put M&M's on layaway.

24. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell friends they can only come if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.

25. When an employee comes and asks you if you need help, say "Why won't you all just leave me alone?!".

26. While looking at guns in the gun department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

27. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

28. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

29. Two words: "Marco Polo".

30. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

31. When a someone gives an announcement, assume a fetal position and start screaming, "No, no! not the voices again!".

32. When someone strays from their cart looking at something, take their cart and run away.

33. Follow people throughout the store staying about 5 feet away at all times until they leave the store.

34. Hold shopping cart races.

35. Ask newly hired employees about made up products, i.e. "Do you have any Shnerples here?".

36. Ride the bicycles around claiming that you're taking it for a "test drive".

37. Ask employees, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?".

38. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

40. Lay on one of the bed displays with a rose and stare at everyone that walks by with a grin on your face.

41. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

42. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

43. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

45. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

46. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella

in it.

47. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the floor leading to the restrooms.

48. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

49. Go into one of the fitting rooms and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"

50. "Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out.

51. Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.

52. Ask if you can buy a shopping cart.

53. Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push you around while you yell "ye-haw!"

54. Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.

55. Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.

56. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?"

57. Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles.

58. Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek.

59. Get a friend, put on as many articles of clothing you can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible) .

60. Go to the express lane and get an item, and say "wait, I forgot something“ Keep doing that until you have like 50, check out, then say "thanks, I forgot how much this costs," and walk away.

61. Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minute the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks

you what you are doing tell him your trying to change the game.

62. Go up to a guy and start crying saying I finally found you mommy! And see what he does!

63. Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours.

64. Go up to the clerk and say code Red! and see what they do!

65. Hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!"

66. Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper.

67. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

68. Make the entire auto department smell by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

69. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

70. Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say...“Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you.”

71. Play blind chicken with 12 friends putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find you .

72. Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section.

73. Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you.

74. Roll cans of soup down the aisles.

75. Run around the store yelling I'm a princess while holding a toy wand.

76. Run around yelling for your pet ferret "Stinky". check out all the funny looks you get!

77. Run up to a complete stranger, tag them, and say "You're it!"

78. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.

79. Set up a battle of laser tag .

80. Set up ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut.

81. Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near you scream "TURTLE POWER" and run away as fast as you can.

82. Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce "clean up on aisle ..." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!"

83. Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the next stall and say "Uh, do you have some toilet paper over there?"

84. Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter.

85. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

86. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

87. Time yourself for two minutes and throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor.

88. TP as much of the store as possible.

89. Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, "The brooms don't work!"

90. Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on top of you. When someone walks by jump outta the balls causing

them to fly everywhere.

91. Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell "Its gonna get me!"

92. Walk through the store pushing a cart that is upside-down.

93. Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell "how does it work or ITS MAGIC!"

94. When a woman with children walks near you in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor,screaming "MOMMY, I WANT THAT TOY!"

95. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

96. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

97. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

98. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

99. Go up to a random person and begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

100. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

101. Wander around in a hospital gown and repeatedly say, "Why isn't mommie back yet?"

102. Go into the fitting room and yell loudly"I see london I see france!"

60 FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.

52. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"

53. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.

54. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

55. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.

56. Make chalk drawings on the walls.

57. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"

58. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.

59. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.

60. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

Wanna go for a ride little girl?

A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street..

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,

“Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out...

"LOOK DAD. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT THE HONDA INSTEAD OF THE HARLEY, YOU RIDE IT!"

Fin

Friends vs. Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yes)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Of course.)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (100% YOU NEED TO READ THE 39 CLUES!!!!!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Not accidentally...)

Everything reminds you of the book.(totally)

You quote random lines all the time.(Duh, some people ask me were did you get that dumb quote? I quote Dan, Ian, and Jonah a lot)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Accio remote! Accio Ian Kabra!)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (So want to bring out my inner Cahill in Math class)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Don't have an IPod but I do on my computer and IPad)

You've got a book memorized. (Mostly)

You've read a book more than five times. (My record is 6 times! And counting. The Sword Theif, of course)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Vespers Rising was the book)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (YES!!!!! Irina was awesome!!!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No...of course not...why would you think that?...pfft...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (ALWAYS!!!)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

I always call my friends names of The 39 clues hunters. Like last time I wanted to get this boy to listen to me but he was on the other side of the lunch room. Sooooooo I shouted out his name but ended up shouting,"Hamilton-." Good thing nobody heard me just my friend who also loves The 39 clues.

Try not to cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

This made me cry please paste this to show people that what happens in everyday life.

Ian's Dream

He could still see Amy's scared face. When he left her in that cave for dead. Sometimes he had dreams were Amy's face was paled, her lips blue, and her hair a mess. When Ian dreamt about her, she was always dead. Amy would come up to Ian and say,"did you even care? Now it's your time to pay." Until one night Ian had a different dream. Amy came up to him but Ian stopped her. He said, "love you dont know how much I care about you, I love you. My parents made me do it. I am truly sorry." He took away her knife and Amy's skin tone came back, her red hair became normal, and her lips were a cherry color. The knife in Ian's hand turned into a beautiful red rose. " For you." Ian said. Amy blushed, her normal bush that Ian loved. " T-thank y-y-ou." Amy said. Ian felt better hearing her stutter around him and seeing her blush. Amy left the room the same moment Ian woke up. He knew what to do. RING RING RING. "He-ello??" It was Amy his Amy. " Amy I just wanted to say sorry for leaving you in that cave. My parents made me. I am truly sorry. I really do care for you, I love you." A long pause between them happened. " It's okay Ian ummm but maybe w-we sh-should t-talk about t-his over dinner?" " I'll pick you up at seven, bye."
" Bye," she said. Ian took a deep breath. It's like everything just fell into place. And it felt good.

Hey I just wanna tell you that when I review a story I dont really like to point out about your grammer. I enjoy any kind of stories. Like my friends say: I'm a open book.

My Fav songs are:

The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

Who Says by Selena Gomez

Born This Way by Lady Gaga

Make It Shine, Finally Falling, and Freak the freak out by Victoria Justice

Run The World by ummmm Beyonce

Last Friday Night, Firework, and Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

Party In The Usa by Miley Cyrus

My Fav colors:

Green
Blue
Red
orange-yellow
Black

Fav animals:

DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Wolfs.

Fav thing to do in free time:

Writing and reading. Sometimes drawing.

Awards I have gotten in the past- Best Drawed house in my town and best writer in fifth grade.

Okay lets get started. I love to write and I dont really care about proper grammer or whatever Natalie says in the books. I think writing is fun, and nobody can take that away from me. My favorite clue hunters are Ian kabra, Jonah Wizard, Hamilton Holt, and the ninja loving Dan Cahill! Yes, I know they are all boys and no I'm not saying," Omg I think they are so cute!" Im saying," dude I think those guys are awesome! They can do a bunch of things!" But sadly they arent real... bummer, right? I love The 39 clues for some reason. All my friends are into it.Well if your into the 39 clues, Im in the Janus Branch! sorry if you think this bio is lame I dont really know how to do this. Last but not least Im gonna tell u about some people I look up to: My family, my friends, and Ballet Reader. And i did get some of my stuff off other profiles...haha funny thing about that.Well I think i should say bye, bye that doesn't sound right how about this...

Peace out!

From,
Fundog111 A.K.A writer of Wizard vs Bieber