After a break-in at his place of work, Draco requests Hermione's help. Only his plan is a little strange. Even for him.

Hermione can't figure out why she is so damn infatuated with Draco Malfoy, and chalks it up to simply sexual tension. A kiss will fix that right? Draco is dealing with his own infatuation. He's determined to prove the changes he has made, and give her his everything. Post-War Dramione AU :) Rated M for future chapters!

AU. Percy's career/crusade to save the ocean wasn't exactly going the way he planned, but that was no excuse for inviting the strange couple inside his apartment after they insisted he was their daughter's boyfriend, his sort-of-scary-totally-out-of-his-league neighbor. Especially since he knew he totally wasn't.

On a dare from Ginny, Hermione takes a class for self-awareness and intimacy through sexuality. To her shock, Draco Malfoy is also in the class. See what happens when Draco and Hermione are forced to pair up throughout the course and Hermione finally gets to know the real Draco Malfoy in every way possible. EWE [Draco M./Hermione G.]

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

The bloodlusting reign of the King of Gryffindor has sent thousands into hiding. The only person oblivious to this seems to be the King's sole heir, Princess Hermione, so when she is captured by thieves, she is ready to protect her birthright. Until the too seductive Draco Malfoy decides that his prisoner is the key to end the tyranny of the Granger family within the kingdom...

"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."

Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**