I believe I will be posting rants on here. Let's start with this.

This is a profile. *Oooh*

Hooray! Bring Them to Their Knees! Go my preciouses!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8235765/1/

Let's rant about pandas for a moment, shall we. I mean, who can possibly hate pandas? If you hate a panda, you seriously have no soul. A) They're fluffy B) they're made of pure awesome C) they can kick serious ass D) they're fluffy E) they are black, white, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Asian and most importantly F) THEY ARE CONSTRUCTED OF PURE FLUFFY AWESOMENESS. Simple enough to remember.

Red pandas are an entirely different matter, though, and is often up to debate. They're like...giant red raccoons. It's so odd. Letters A, B, C, D, and F can be applied to red pandas. They definitely aren't black and white, though. Hence the name. As a flower named friend of mine pointed out, they're the Gingers of the panda kingdom.

Either way, we're sticking to the black and white ones. Because, when one thinks pandas, they usually think of the black and white ones.

Final statement: Pandas are cooler than bunnies.

When asking Skype friends what to put in profile*

[11:38:42 PM] Rose (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3551089/ThornyRoseIsTrue): "Hi you have reached that crazy chick everything thinks should be in the insane asylum! Leave a message after the...oh wait this isn't a phone!"

[11:39:19 PM] Snowflake: "Get off my land"?

...Good enough for me!

Three shall join up to retrieve the new book

Hunting and searching each cranny and nook

Only in Ginger's house will they find what they need

And that's when the treasure our trio will read

(Mission to steal Mark of Athena from a friend. Written by Oracle Claire, nightfuries)