Racism

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you are against racism, COPY AND PASTE this onto your profile! Let the world know that this behavior has to end!

Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French.Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese.Your humour is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together. (Copy/Paste if you're against racism)

Bullying
See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.
See that kid you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
See that young mother you called a slut? She was raped.
People have enough sorrow without you adding to it, just for a laugh, or to be funny

Repost this if you are against bullying.

Okay, I did not write this, nor is it my story, but I would like you all to read it and think about it.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to commit suicide over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.

You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart.
I took number 1, and I hope all of you who are members do too, because if there are so many people in this world who do not care, the world would be a horrible place to live in.

Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and reliable strategies like adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home without having to worry about the burglar sueing you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the coffee.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
13. You didn't notice that there actually were 10 because I skipped two numbers
14. You didn't realize that now there are more than 10 facts

Copy and paste this in your profile if you fell for it.

Grammar

So many FanFiction writers constantly confuse the following:
your/you're
there/their/they're
to/too/two

Copy and paste this onto YOUR profile if YOU'RE smart enough to know the difference.
If you DETEST apostrophes being in the wrong place, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you WISH that every single FanFiction writer checked their work for grammatical and spelling errors BEFORE (not after, that would be a little late) posting it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you HATE it when people don't know when to use 'less' and 'fewer', copy and paste this onto your profile.
If it REALLY bugs you that people mix up 'me' and 'I', copy and paste this onto your profile.

Random Stuff

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!"
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
If electricity is made up of electrons, is morality made up of morons?

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile
If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile. (To be fair, I'm usually so distracted when I walk into stuff that I don't always realise that it's not a person...)
If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

.:Earth:.
You have close connections with nature
You don't mind getting dirty (But I do like yo get cleaned up in the end)
You have strong opinions on issues that concern you (Naturally)
You could easily survive in the wild (Easily)
You care about the environment (Of course I do!)
You can easily focus on your work without being distracted (It depends if I want to do the work!)
You are physically strong (I have to, i'm in gymnastics)
You rarely get depressed (pretty rarely, yes)
You aren't afraid of anything (I think everyone is afraid of something, even if what they fear most is fear itself (very wise))
You prefer a strict set of rules (only rules that make sense, and more and more of them don't.)
7/10

.:Air:.
You have a free spirit(yes, yes I do)
You hate rules (only the pointless ones)
You prefer to be out in the open rather then in a small enclosed space (I need room to breathe; I get very claustrophobic)
You hate to be restrained (I like to do things of my own free will)
You are independent and outgoing (I'm quite independent, but not outgoing)
You are quite intelligent (I like to consider myself so, yes)
You tend to be impatient (when I want to do something, it has to be done there and then)
You are easily distracted (Not really... wait, what am I saying?)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and annoying (Hyperactive, sometimes. Annoying... ask anyone but my brother and they'll tell you no :-))
You wish you could fly (yeah... Just imagine soaring over the world)
7/10

.:Darkness:.
You are usually alone (physically alone, yeah. With the internet, though, I'm never alone)
You prefer night-time over day-time (Yeah)
You like creepy things (not really)
You like to play tricks on people (when I can think of good ones)
Black is your favorite color (Technically, it's not a color, but it still isn't my favorite)
You prefer villains over heros in movies and TV shows (sometimes the protagonists just get on my nerves a little)
You don't talk much (I talk a lot to my friends and family but not with strangers)
You are atheist (I don't really know)
You don't mind watching scary movies (Not particularly, no. I don't enjoy being scared...)
You love breaking rules (YES!)
5/10

.:Light:.
You are very polite (to people I don't know so well, yes, but to my brother, no. My friends and I insult each other on a regular basis. But on the whole, yes)
You are spiritual (no)
When someone is in trouble you never hesitate to help them (but only if it is actually real trouble, not just faked)
You are afraid of the dark (I'm not exactly scared of the dark itself; more of what might be in it!)
You hate violence (Unnecessary violence, yes. Sometimes violence is needed in self-defence.)
You hope for world peace (yes, but it won't happen)
You are generally a happy person (I think so...)
You believe everything you see or hear (You wouldn't survive in this world if you did)
Everyone loves to be around you (Haha... yeah, I wish.)
You always follow the rules (Not always)
5/10

My Warrior Cat!

Name: Silverheart

Clan: ThunderClan

Mother: Blackpool

Mother's Mother: Swiftbreeze (WindClan)

Mother's Father: Waterfoot (RiverClan)

Father: Robinwing

Father's Mother: Sweetbriar

Father's Father: Fierceheart (ShadowClan)

Clan: ThunderClan

Leaders: Sunsetstar(she-cat), Creekstar(tom)

Deputies: Leopardfur(she-cat), Creekfeather(tom), Shadowbreeze(she-cat)

Medicine Cat: Dustpelt(tom)

Status: Warrior

Mentor: Dawnflash(she-cat)

Apprentices: Milkfeather(tom), Soulsong(tom)

Mate: Rattletail

Mate's Mother: Rosetail

Mate's Father: Jaysong

Kits: Nightflash(tom), Willowstripe(she-cat), Shadowbreeze(she-cat)

Willowstripe Status: Medicine Cat

Shadowbreeze Status: Deputy

Nightflash Status: Warrior

Willowstripe Mentor: Dustpelt(tom)

Shadowbreeze Mentor: Creekstar(tom)

Nightflash Mentor: Deathray(she-cat)

Shadowbreeze Mate: Milkfeather

Shadowbreeze Kits: Darksong(tom), Lightshadow(she-cat)

Darksong Mentor: Heatherpelt(she-cat)

Lightshadow Mentor: Blackstripe(tom)

Me in Harry Potter World!

Name: Willow Cahuna

School: Hogwarts

House: Ravenclaw

Wand: Alder, Phoenix feather core, 10 3/4 in length, unyielding flexibility

Me in Ilvermorny!

Name: Raven Songbird

House: Thunderbird (lots of bird references here)

Warrior Cats Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart
When I see a scar on someones face
I will think of Windclan
Whenever I win a race
I'll remember Silverstream
When I see a young mother
I'll remember Violet
When I worry about my brother
I will remember Goosefeather
when no one believes me
I will think of Scourge
When someones teased for being tiny
I'll remember Mothwing
When I find it hard to believe
I'll be reminded of Princess
When I see someone, who seems naive
I'll think of Heathertail
When someone wants to be "just friends"
I will think of Starclan
When I am near the end
I will think of Tawnypelt
When I am feeling judged
I will remember Darkstripe
When someone holds a grudge
I promise to remember Cinderheart
When I climb a tree
I'll remember Midnight
Whenever I'm at sea
I'll remember Leafpool
If I must follow my heart
I will think of Hollyleaf
If I ever fall apart
I'll remember Brambleclaw
When I most prove myself
I'll remember Spottedleaf
When I'm suffering from bad health
I'll remember Lionblaze
When I am feeling strong
I'll remember Tigerstar
If the path I choose is wrong
I'll remember Dovewing
When I hear of something far away
I'll remember Cloudtail
When a kitten catches their first prey
I'll remember Bluestar
Whenever I most choose
I'll remember Crowfeather
When the one I love, I loose
Feathertail will be in my mind
Whenever I must be brave
I'll remember the Tribe
When I'm in a cave
I'll remember Ashfur
When somebody breaks my heart
I'll remember Barley
When me and my sibilings are far apart
I'll remember Ivypool
When I try to be the best
I'll remember Firestar
When my loyalty is put to the test
I'll remember Crookedstar
If someone abandons me
I'll remember Ravenpaw
If I ever have to flee
I'll think of Jayfeather
When I have a strange dream
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt
Whenever I eat cream
I'll always think of Cinderpelt
When my leg is sore
I'll remember Longtail
When I can see no more
I'll remember the many battles
When I see conflict or strife
I promise to remember all these cats
For the rest of my life!

Love this one, but sadly, I didn't write it!

Percy Jackson Fan Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember the Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians
wherever I may go!

and

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason
When someone forgets something,
I promise to remember Piper
When someone needs some loving,
I promise to remember Leo
When someone runs away,
I promise to remember Annabeth
When someone is missed everyday,
I promise to remember Percy
When I see someone with determination
I promise to remember Hazel
When I remember a hard decision,
I promise to remember Frank
When someone is different then expected to be,
I promise to remember Reyna
When I see a leader,
I promise to remember Octavian
When I see a ripped toy,
I promise to remember Don the Faun
When someone asks me for money,
I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus
Wherever I may go...

and

The Olympian Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someone's smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
Now swear it on the River Styx!

Today, writers are scorned by those too unversed to know. Disdained, by those too ignorant to believe. Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writer, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams. A writer is a person who wishes. A writer is a person who escapes. A writer is a person who lives. A writer is a person who is not afraid. A writer is a person who strives. A person who expresses. A person who believes. A person who understands. A person who knows.

I am a Writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible. I wish for a world where war is just a myth. I escape into a world where I can predict the future. I live in a world of joy and mystery.I am not afraid of the world I create. I strive in the world where others give up. I express myself in ways others dare not try. I believe in things others are too afraid to trust. I understand things others cannot, in a way others cannot. I know in ways others deny.

I did not write this

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, REPOST THIS: My name is Joey, I am three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me, I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long, When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home, When my mommy does come home, I'll try to be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight, I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar, I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall, I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry, He finds me weeping, He calls me ugly words, He says it's my fault, He suffers at work, He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door, He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes and throws me, Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I'm Sorry!" I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into an unimaginable state, The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled out on the floor, My name is Joey, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me, And you can help, It strickens me to the soul, And if you read this, And don't pass it on, I pray for your forgiveness, Because you would have to be, One heartless person, To not be affected, By this poem, And because you are affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, Is pass this on! If you are against CHILD ABUSE.

ZEUS

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt(eh, occasionally)
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution(isn't that just rational to believe?)
You do what’s best for everyone
You were voted Class President
You like being in charge

You love showing off

You are Aqua phobic
You like plane rides(I don't like heights, but I love planes!)

3/9, go figures

POSEIDON

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis (Or swim in your own pool) (I love swimming!)
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc (not that I don't.. I just have never had the opportunity to do more than swim!)
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane
You feel at home in the water(It's quite lovely)
You never get seasick(Not ever, can't say the same for my sisters)
You swim professionally
You are acrophobic
You hate seafood(it tastes disgusting...)

5/10, hmm, odd

HADES

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying(Yeah... I'm a real kill-joy)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis
You’re not that much of a people person(Yes, too many annoying people in the world)
You spend at least half your time alone(if alone is meant not socializing with anyone, yes)
You like listening to loud music(love drowning out everything!)
You feel most active at night(It's weird, but yes)
You like staying in the dark
You like to keep to yourself(yes, I don't talk much)
All your closets are padlocked (that would be creepy)
You write in diary/journal(eh, yeah, mostly I just write down story ideas though)

9/10, wow sad

DEMETER

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world( who wouldn't?!)
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with(no, nature always seems to balance itself out)
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly(I don't have time to waste like that!)
You have a special connection with animals(that sounds strictly imaginative...)
You love going to flower shops
You’re an environmentalist
You like the great outdoors
You have a green thumb
You own a garden(I really do hate gardening)
You’re a vegetarian

2/10, not much of a plant person

ARES

You don’t always think before you do something(I get in trouble a lot)
You’re a very aggressive type of person(it's not my fault when people are jerk-idiots!)
You have/had anger management
You don’t take crap from anybody(watch out flamers)
You never back away from a fight(wouldn't it be cowardly? The correct answer is no, but its no fun that way)
Everyone does what you say(I wish)
You like reading about war(its the most interesting part of history!)
You like watching wrestling
You often start fights(I guess I can just get on people's bad sides?)
You’re competitive(competition describes me - not)

6/10, eh

ATHENA

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it(arguments are good to know)
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis (every chance I get)
You think knowledge is more useful than strength, but not as common(depends on who you're dealing with...)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them(I'm a political person)
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card (straight A's)

You think it would be better if you were the President(at least I have common sense...)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books(my family finally gets me!)
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge
You have a huge shelf of books at home(its magnificent)
You’re the teacher’s pet in your class

8/10, cool

APOLLO

You like listening to all kinds of music in general(yeah, pretty much)
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests
You have straight As in Art on your report card(I wish)
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes
You can play at least 3 musical instruments(only 4...)
You always feel sunny and optimistic
You’re very creative and artistic(only in the writing realm)
You like going to art museums
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry(its a different challenge than writing regular stories)

4/10, not very artsy...

5/10, eh.

HEPHAESTUS

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots
You build awesome things during your free time
You’re the best at Wood shop in your class
You often have carpentry projects
You dream of being a carpenter
You have your own toolbox
Metalworking is your forte
You have a way with tools
You aren’t afraid of fire(am I missing something in this question?)
You’re a techie

1/10, definitely not this one...

APHRODITE

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis
Your motto is 'It’s never a party without me'
Every person of opposite gender swoons for you
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping(one of my least favorite, actually)
You’re always at the front of every trend
You never experience a bad hair day
You’re often invited to parties
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good(to me, I smell like me, but everyone asks if I put something nice on, weird)

1/10, happiest moment in my life.

HERMES

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits(I have a wide mind)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements(what people think when they think of me)
You’re the best speaker in the class(eh, depends when)
You like pickpocketing your friends
You’re inventive and resourceful(you got to deal with what little you got!)
You consider yourself restless(I'd always be bored if not for fan-fiction)
You often start arguments(no... just about four-five a day)
You’ve never lost a debate
You’re a speed demon(yes I am)
You’re a prankster

5/10, sweet.

DIONYSUS

You like going to social events and mingling with people
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there(I wish!)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute
You think that too much of anything is bad(it stands to be proven otherwise)
You have a happy, cheerful disposition
You feel that you’re abundant in life
You like trying out new food
You’re the life of the party
You’re a foodie
You like wine

1/10 YES!

So I guess I am Hades, wow I always thought I would be Athena.

I'm the girl who if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl who will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl whose bad side you don't want to be on.
I'm the girl who doesn't take crap from anyone.
I'm also the girl who carries a book everywhere with her.

I'm the girl that wears tracksuits to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idiot.
I'm the girl that doesn't have 'normal' hobbies. I read and I write. A lot.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "Best Friend."

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I am not that girl, the one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.
BUT
I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too much chocolate...it tastes good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.