The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go…

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Annabeth

2. Percy

3. Mr. D

4. Luke

5. Grover

6. Clarisse

7. Athena

8. Rachel

9. Juniper

10. Nico

11. Bianca

12. Thalia

1. Have you ever read a Two/One fic? Do you want to?

(Annabeth/ Percy) Yes who hasn't???

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Luke) Um, even though he is a fictional character and I don't really know what he looks like, but sure . . .

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Thalia/Rachel) Um . . . not possible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Juniper) Not really

5. Would Two and One make a good couple?

(Percy/Annabeth) Yeahhhhh.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Grover/Juniper) or (Grover/Nico) Gruniper duh!

7. What would happen if Five walked in on Two and One making out?

Scream and run away

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NO!!!!!

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Too much talking

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I can't remember.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Annabeth and Athena are in a happy relationship until Juniper runs off with Athena. Annabeth, brokenhearted has a one-night stand with Bianca and a brief unhappy affair with Clarisse, then follows the advice of Grover and finds true love with Percy.

What title would you give this fic?

REALLY Messed Up

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Watch Rachel get drowned.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

It wouldn't be terrible.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would yell, "What the Hades are you doing?!" and then slam the door and go get Percy and embarrass Rachel.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I don't really give a crap about him.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Scream at the top of my lungs

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Stand there for a second and ask him what the hades he was doing!

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Annabeth is not emo!!

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Creeped out!

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Take it back and ask why she needs it

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Athena, Juniper, and Luke singing some stupid Hannah Montana song? What have you guys been smoking?

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Luke and Apollo? What are they teaching? Poetry and evil-backstabbing-betrayingness?