i took this from :

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2615253/Sanity_Is_Over_Rated_Go_Nuts but this stuff is awesome and true :D

I know I'm insane... It keeps me from going crazy. (It does!)

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing, in dead silence... because of something that happened yesterday. (Happens many times)

Laugh and the world laughs with you,
Laugh hysterically, for no apparent reason... and they'll leave you alone. (They really do)

When arguing with an idiot just make sure they're not doing the same thing! (hehe why no one argues with me)

I ran into my ex the other day... Put it in reverse and hit him again. (I have and I'll do it again [not literally])

When life gives you Lemons... Make Apple Juice then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did. (This is fun)

You laugh because I'm different... I laugh because you're all the same! (That I do)

Never argue with an idiot... they will just drag you down to their level and beat you with experiance (Being an idiot... This is how I win my arguments)

Do one brave thing to day... Then run like hell! (Good advise)

The heart wants what the heart wants... But when he's an ass... The friend wants a shot gun. (I have been the friend many many times)

Drink up while you can... cause sooner or later you'll be legal. (made this up because it's true)

I keep missing my ex... But my aim’s improving. (I've never missed)

I laugh because I have no idea what's going on. (Too true)

Life sucks... So be a dick and get somethin' out of it! (Again made up because it's true)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed. (Sad but so so true)

Your are the cunning one!
You are the cunning one.

Everyone is always surprised by your actions. You are smart and you can manipulate someone into doing whatever you want..some people get scared of you, while some are the ones working for you. :D What scares you most is how well people trust you... haha

Boyfriend: Izaya Orihara
Enemy: Shizuo
Friends: Mostly everyone..depends who you haven't screwed over lol

What they think of you

Mikado- She's very clever..it's scary...
(Translation: Mikado and you are friends. That's all you can say, it's not like he doesn't want to get close to you...it's just he's kinda likes to live and.. yeah haha)

Kida- Aw man, dude listen. She's a 100% professional bad ass. She's cool yeah, but I'm not all fond of Izaya...
(Translation: Kida likes you and stuff..kinda gets a bit jealous of Izaya ever now and then.. but Izaya.. no can do.. he's not good in his book of cheesy pick up lines.. but sometimes even your boyfriend doesn't stop him hitting on you every once in a while..)

Celty- "typing" She's a sweet girl, she's never done anything wrong to me...and I'd like to keep it that way..I'm already working for Izaya, I don't need him down my neck...
(Translation: Celty thinks your fine. She thinks of you as a friend of hers and i'm pretty sure, if you were in trouble, she'd come and save you...unless Izaya beats her too it.. :) )

Shinra: She's very interesting. Someone who has a 200 IQ score WOO!!! I'd love to experiment on her..but Izaya might not like that.. hahah :)
(Translation: Shinra finds you very interesting..more of a test subject then anything.. but he better watch out. Izaya is the only person who gets to be near you.)

Shizuo: That annoying little leech. Izaya can have her...everyday my life is a living hell...it's already bad enough with that damn Izaya around..now he's got himself a girl...Che... Perfect match if you ask me...
(Translation: Shizuo puts off an image that he hates your guts..but secretly he has a crush on you.. but of course he'd never admit it...

Izaya- She's my favorite human!!! She is smart. beautiful, and she's always there to cheer me up.. She's perfect...
(Translation: Izaya couldn't ask for anything more... whenever your sad, it breaks his heart and he'd do anything in his power to make you feel better. If he's sad then he knows your the one to cheer him up...You 2 are perfect for each other... and that's all to it..)

AND

So they don`t love cause love it`s not the only feeling you are not the leader of a gang but every one of the bosses respect you and tresure you as a true friend! You`re lucky!Your bf(you can choose from):WAlker,Izaya,Shizuo,Kida,Saburo!
Mikado:She`s a fearsome fighter but a true friend she always help me!
Kida:I want to marry her!
Anri:My BFF!
Izaya:Hmmm...if anyone toches her he`s gonna pay!(LOL 0.o)
Shizuo:Well i have that strange feeling even if she talks to much and doesn`t leave me alone i want to protect her!
Celty:We go on mission together she`s a lot of fun she`s the most skilled fighter i ever seen, but she refuses to kill! She``s a great kid!
Shinra:If Celty loves her i love her too.
Simon:Yeah,Yeah a very good kid she helps anyone in need!
Dotachin:Well...she calls me dotachin like erika and Walker but when the times comes she`s actually very serious and will do anything to protect her friends!
Erika: she`s anime and manga lover and she plays with me and walker once a drunk guy tryed to hit me and she beat the hell out of him!
Walker:I might be in love with her...
Saburo:She plays with erika and walker dotachin likes her too, i might love her you know!
Seiji:Hmmm...She`s interesting
Namie:A very good kid she helps me to get a free day from izaya!
Mika:I love her!
Saki: My best friend for sure!
Kasuka:Yeah a good girl!
Story_
You moved into ikebukuto and very soon you made friends with everyone. You`re very pretty so everyone liked you. The ganngs comed up with a new rule: whoever kills infront of_will die paintfully(not infront of_)
Everyone loves you!