Hey people of Fanfiction my name is Katie and welcome to my profile! I must warn you that this profile contains random acts of stupidity and many spelling errors. well keep on reading and have fun and remember you have been warned Muhahahaha...ha!

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okay enough of events (what events) lets talk about a more interesting subject...

Have you ever heard a funny line from a show movie type thing, you haven't what is wrong with you i mean do u just watch romances and tradgey come on! takes deep ok i'm calm now i promise well unlike you people i love the comedy so here are some quotes that i think are funny

Quotes

Avatar the last airbender

1. Katara: Well, we'd better fly ourselves to a market. We're out of food.

Sokka: Guys, wait, we shouldn't go to the market. This was in my dream.

Katara: What was in your dream?

Sokka: Food eats people! And Momo could talk. You said some really unkind things.

2. Sokka: (After drinking cactus juice) Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothins quenchier! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST!

Katara: Okay, I think you've had enough

3. Sokka: It's a giant...mushroom. MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!

Katara: Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.

Sokka: FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND!

4. Katara: Sokka? Any ideas?

Sokka: Why don't we ask the circle birds?

5. Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you lick something stuck to the wall of a cave!

Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

6.Katara: Aang...what are you doing?

Aang: I forgot my pants and to study for the math test!

Fresh Prince

1.Will: Carlton i got a poem for you Roses are red violets are blue me and Jazz are black Carlton what are you

ICarly

1.Freddy: Is he Trapped

Sam:Like a monkey in a box

Freddy: why would a monkey be in a box

Sam: what am i a monkey expert

2. Spencer: always try your best

Carly: always

Spencer: and stay in school

Carly: maybe

The Fairly Odd Parents(yes i'm thirteen and i still watch cartoons SHUT UP!)

Cosmo- The muffin isn't picky nor is it tasty but it is powerful. All Hail the muffin!

Gilmore Girls-

1. Lorilei- So where did all the anvils go they were so popular but now there gone

Mrs. Gilmore(lorilei's mom)- this has got to the most pointless conversation we have ever had can we please change the subject

Mr. Gilmore(lorilei's dad)- Oh I didnt tell u the good news about me and Jason

Lorilei- gasp Your pregnant

Americas next top model

1.Recko(celebrity Judge)- she has such flirty eyes

Nigel- 'cause She was making flirty eyes at me

Tyra- No she was making flirty eyes at me!

It's me or the dog

1.Victoria- If this dog was a human it would either be in prison or in a mental insituition

2.Victoria- I love it when dogs go the bathroom outside for the first time it's so exciting

Zoey 101

1.Quinn-licks key its aluminum

Paige- how do you know it's alumimun

Quinn- cause it tastes like aluminum now move

George lopez

1. George- hey Angelina Jolie stop kissing your new brother

Home improvment

1. Tim- look it's Al Al bean

2. Jill- Tim you cook for us all time

Tim- well yay but on the grill with fire

Jill-Your not a cave man you can figure it out (i cant remember what she said exactly)

Timruns over to microwave grunting like an ape and pushes random buttons then he grabs a knife and stabs the hot dog and cooks it over the flame on the stove See fire good Magic bad

Jill- no Magic good Man stupid

oh look copy and paste things do wat u gotta do

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile (happyness) alright that's it you know what to do copy and paste these

If at least someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...(why does misspells have 3 S's and mispronounces only has 2?)

If you think that i'm making you think too much...

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question...(laughs knowingly)

If you have ever forgotten what the topic of your conversation was...

If your obsessed with fanfiction..(Jeez why do you think I spend all this time copy and paste-ing...ing. How do you spell that?)

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...

If you think Murtagh is Gods gift to women...

If you are mad at me for not adding the 'copy and paste this into your profile' ...

My best friend is insane. If you agree or have a best friend who is insane...

If you are against animal creulty(sp?)...

If you hate preps...

If you've ever tripped over your own feet...

If you spend hours wishing the characters of Eragon were real...

If you think my friend Julia should get a hearing aid...(she really does need one, i mean i'll be shouting at her down the hall and she will just keep walking!)

If you have ever spent hours on the computer without relizing(sp?) it...

Murtagh is cool, if you are part of the Murtagh fanclub copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, horse slaughter, horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile (did i mention horse slaughter)

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile

If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Aericombie(sp) and Fitch told it uncool to breath. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing at the others.

If you have spent hours wishing that Murtagh wasn't a fictional charactor,

If you have ever stared at a random object for no apparent reason

If you think the Eragon movie is nothing like the book and is just a cheap imitation... (come on you know it is)

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it,

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, Zuko's-fave-girl, Fire Lady Coralia, PhantomFilly146

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy copy and paste this into your profile

If u have ever wondered y the hell u have to waste energy smacking the pinata with a stick instead of just ripping it open

If youve ever made some kind of random movement or loud noise to get attention

I youve ever walked into a wall...

If you have your own little world...

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer my dad had ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)cancer and passed away T_T my mom also had it but she survied

If you think Zutara should be made illegal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this in your profile

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into ya profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are part of the 0.5 percent who thinks that MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? peanutbutter tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think life without computers is useless...

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin waffles already...

If you think the Cocoa puff turkey bird thing should go to rehab...

If you think werewolves rule...

If you think Jacob Black deserves some love...

If you think that both the Jacob/Bella and the Edward/Bella pairings would work out good...

If you would rather be a mythical creature...

If you think you are a facinating specimen

If you ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or werewolf...

If your one of the few sane people who aren't in love with Edward Cullen...

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin waffles already...

If you've ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...

If you've ever fallen asleep during class...(sixth grade math my teacher made me sit next to his desk)

If you feel left out in conversations because your to lazy to pay attention...

If you need Starbucks right now...

If you think the best way to get attention is by making random soundeffects...

If you hate when people talk at movie thearters but you talk when your with your friends

Two friends are talking in front of u and arent including u in their convo. to get attention u

a. stand quietly and wait until they are done talking

b. try and include your self in their convo even though u have no freaking idea what their talking about

c. make loud random noises and do anything in your power to get their attention(PhantomFilly146)

put your name next your choice

You know you live in the year 2000 when...

1.You accidently enter your password on the microwave

2.You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname

4.You'd rather look all around the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV(HaHa how many times have i done this?)

6.Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.As you read this list you keep on nodding and smiling ;-)

8.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9. and you were to busy to notice number 5

10.You scrolled back up to see if there was number 5

11.Now your laughing at yourself stupidly

12.Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did ;-)

You Know Your Crazy When...

1.You start talking to yourself

2. You rant at inanimate objects when they dont coperate

3. You pretend to talk to other people

5. You are a complete spazz

6. Youre friends give u confused looks whenever u talk

7. youre mad at me for skipping number 4

8. You have a very tiny attention span

9. You have constant cravings for ungodly amounts sugar

copy and paste this into profile into your profile if this describes u or someone u know

Ok me and my friends are crazy and these are some of the things we like to say and if your comfused about somthing DONT ASK

Quotes from my friends and me!(caroline and paige are from Purple with a Purpose(check my fave authors list))

Caroline- I like Pie

Me- I'm a gecko, Moo!(dont ask)

Me- T! Fight the Power!

Me- dont do that it hurts (after caroline gets hurt)

Me- Stupid air thing, It wont throw up! (again dont ask)

Paige- Huh, gasp!

Caroline- I have science first, Yum! ( her teahcer scares everyone on the face of the earth and if u havnt met him then i envy u)

Paige- And he...eh ma erm bites thumb and hisses (Caroline and Paige were talking about how we thought that Edward had almost bit Bella at the end of Twilight. We were in a crowded hallway and she did not want people to overhear hersay words like vampire and bit her so she settled for biting her thumb and hissing. Caroline starts cracking up whenever she does this.)

Caroline- that was one time! ( refering to when a hammer was dropped on her head)

Paige- that explians alot /\

Caroline- ouch! that tickles

Me- She got eaten by a cow

Me/Paige-No caroline u dont know what a chincilla is u think it's a GIANT SQUIRREL!

Me-He's probably sitting on the other side of the curtain spinning around singing the twilight zone theme song! (I was making fun of the 5th Harry potter movie, Caroline was crying and i was laughing when Sirius died)

Paige- It's an E!

Commercial- look out look out there's a wiggly about (we were in a gift shop and there was a tv with a commercial for 'magic wigglers'(a little snake attached to a string) its supposed to look like its alive, It's Freaking LAME( Julia spent 5 on it and the she broke the string holder thing)

Paige- Haha i vibrate like a gerbil

Me- It is easy i just happen to suck at it (me and Julia were talking about language class at lunch)

Caroline- OMG i feel like i'm babysitting 3 year olds!(me and paige were at Carolines house and we were baking muffins, We got into flour fight, we kept adding more sugar to the batter, i broke an egg and it exploded into the bowl, then we both tried the vinalla extract and even after paige told me it was gross i still decided to try it)(oh and we both took popsicles and melted them)

Me & Caroline- Malester Cat!

Me- Why are we talking about this ok i'm upside down pedling an invisible bike your being you and were talking about what would happen if you puke into the phone

Caroline- i like sneezing it makes me feel good

Ok here are some funny quotes i found online from icons and stuff like that

- I'm the kinda of girl gets fired from the M&M factory because of throwing out the 'W's

- If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

- The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

- Sarcasm is anger with a smile

- Man invented language to satify his need to complain

- I too often see people going around, killing catepillers, then complain there aern't enough butterflies

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

- Who ever said "Nothing is Impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

- When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cuz all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.

- One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

- If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

- You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

- Friends will say: "You deserve better" Best friends will be prank call him and say: "You will die in seven days"

- At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

- Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

- Let's flip a coin. Heads - we'll be together, tails - we flip again.

- Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

- Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends head

- A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying,"Man we had fun."

- A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

- Dont worry about the world ending today its already tomorrow in australia

- Me and the gummy bears have a plan to rule the world but shhh... its a secret

- 3 out of 2 people dont understand fractions

- If your heart were really broken youd be dead so shut up

- live dangerously run woth scissors

- people are like slinkies, basically useless but it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs

- I was NOT sleeping on the job

- Lets all laugh hysterically it scares them

- Life is like a pack of gum, i've yet to figure out why

- if it weren't for electricty we'd all be watching TV by candle light

- Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

- If you dont shut up I'm seriously going to eat you

- Well mr. no-it-all whats an apple divided by a pear hmmm

- the voices may not be real but they have pretty good ideas

- why get high when there are other ways to acheive a smug sense of supiriority- Sarcasm- my anti-drug

- I hear voices and they dont like you

- I know kung-fu and 50 other dangerous words

- WARNING- children left unattented will be sold to the circus

- watch the spot just keep watching it

- Things to do today

1. Get up

2. Survive

3. go back to bed

-You cry i cry you laugh i laugh you fall off a cliff i laugh even harder

-Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

-girls can do anything boys can but girls can do it in high heels

-if you try to fail and succeed which have you done

-i do know it all i just cant remember it all at once

- i hate it when my little voice argue with your imaginary friends

- artifial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

- rain is just a free shower for hobos

- math is a useless form of torture developed by cruel adults who hate children

- idk (stop decaying)

- touching wires causes instant death 200 fine

- you have failed, please die

- everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening

- yestardays flower children are todays blooming idiots

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