CellCloneBothide bio
Author has written 23 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Ranma, Naruto, Matrix, Reboot, and Misc. Anime/Manga. I have switched over to Naruto fanfictions and have experimented with many different forms of narration including a story consisting of chapters in a parallel timeline, a story including individual chapters that jump in time, and many other unconventional devices not intended for easy reads or quick glaces.For a warning to reviewers, you will not get what I have written by one reading but will have formed a significant opinion of it after a few careful reads. |
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Hidden Ninja, Crouching Genins reviews
When everything goes wrong, you cannot do so reading this story. Embark up the wrong tree and branch out to this silly story that leaves behind all sanity to stump the reader with the root of randomness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Genshiken Probation reviews
The members of Genshiken become the test subjects and assistants to the other clubs as they are on probation. Ohno goes to the Apathy Club, and Makoto has to keep his hands above his wrist for a full week.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Trading Cards reviews
Sasuke has kept a trading card of himself, and after learning that Shino and Shikamaru have similar cards, he desires to find the origin of these trading cards that girls bet on, trade and buy during recesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004
Dear, Dear reviews
A simple story of the Nara Clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004
The Aburame Clan reviews
The Aburame Clan is full of single minded ninjas who care only for the mission. Now, Tsunade bestows upon Aburame Shino and his father, Abruame Anan, a mission they wouldn't remember: a relaxing vacation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2004
Hidden Leaf Ninja: The Hidden Leaf Story reviews
Chapter 22: Reveals more of Shiro's (OC) encounter with Itachi, and his training with the Hokage. Continues with the mission to bring the Sand Genins to the Chuunin exam.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,616 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004
Dr Katz, Professional Therapist to Ninjas reviews
Dr. Katz will be treating Naruto characters for their mental illnesses. Follows the format of the show Dr. Katz. Ever wondered what type of stand-up material a Naruto character would make? This is the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
Go with the Flow reviews
Tatewaki' conclusion about Ranma and Osage no Onna (female Ranma) causes a random chain reaction of Kodachi losing her ribbon, Shampoo losing a delivery, the Cat Cafe burning down and dividing the characters to battle about a soup. Random, unpredictable.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2004
Forty Six & 2: Team Ten reviews
Team Ten (Shikamaru, Ino, Choji) and their story of becoming genins and excellent ninjas. Soon, Choji will have his arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
Reboot One Half reviews
The characters of Mainframe are forced to play in a low budget fan made Ranma One-half where the objective is to be the first one to have a kiss. A crossover of Ranma One-half and Reboot.
Reboot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2004
Ninja Vs Ninja reviews
A legion of paybacks, comebacks and throw-ins. Minor infractions of friendships escalate to wars and bone shattering wounds are just salt to the bashing of their egos. Based on the scheme of Spy vs. Spy, a comic in Mad Magazine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Virtue of Simplicity reviews
Further simple stories with morales to learn. Off the wall wisdom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/11/2004
Naruto MXC reviews
What are these readers running from, they're not, they're running to the funniest fiction in town. Here, I have unleased the characters in Naruto to the game show of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
Returning to Simplicity: A Self Insertion Story reviews
In this self-insertion story that is a parody of all of the genres that exist in fanfictions. I serious look at really silly cliques.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
Dissident reviews
Hinata helps Naruto during a concert as he has had too much sake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004
Bugs: Team Eight reviews
A story about the trials of team eight (Shino, Hinata, Kiba). Chapter 9: The team is at the Forest of Death disarming traps for the upcoming chuunin exam. Pairing? ShinoIno... maybe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,722 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
The Shinobis of Wave Country reviews
The story of Tazuna and his journey to Hidden Village of Leaf. To help him, Wave Country's only three ninjas, yet they are only really bored out of work teenagers with no ninja skills.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
Better Than Life reviews
A philosophical approach of why a man would not choose to know the truth about the matrix. Honest, self insertion, paranoia. A following guide of chapters of the Taoist text of TaoDeChing written by Lao Tzu, the Old Master.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004 - Morpheus, Trinity
Slay Cliche reviews
An attempt of satire that uses the student and master cliche of martial arts movies. Shino is taught by Lao Tzu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31/2004
Yamcha's Scars
The whole story of Yamcha's Scars that are linked to two possessions of live long deadly rivals. Rated R for super violence coming in later chapters.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Yamcha, King Kai
The Tsufurujin Saga reviews
A prelude to The Godforsaken Realms, read the prologue (first chapter 700 words) to get a deeper understanding of this work. And no, The Tsufuru-jins don't beat the Saiya-jins.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Frieza, Vegeta
The Godforsaken Realms Godforsaken Realm Saga reviews
Chapter Preview: Conkenu trains in a mysterious place. Bulma learns from Vegeta what motivates a warrior, and a worker from the Red Ribbon Army, now working for Capsule Corp, Trent, talks to Bulma.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,820 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Yamcha, Goku
Trial By Error
Growing up, loving, and questionnig live. Based partly on Ranma, Poetry.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 741 - Updated: 9/28/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002