SuspexDog
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Joined 07-17-14, id: 5908946, Profile Updated: 10-02-14

Real Name: Prefers not to let people know.
Nicknames: I have a wide span of nicknames. Most popular one being Rin, but also being called Sus or Doggie by others, as well as - by far most of my rp friends - being called Pitt (both on the internet and in IRL. I literally get confused if they call me anything else)
Date of birth: 3rd March 1994
Gender: Physically female - though does not act it.
Orientation: Asexual but bi-romantic
Religion: LaVeyan Satanist. - I am not a pagan.

Personality: I'm a shy person, and also pretty quiet. I am usually not much into talking with strangers, at least not at first, because, again, I am very shy, and also have low self-esteem / self-worth, and pretty much find myself and my whole existense ridicolous and worhtless. Like I'm just occupying space. I am however, despite everything and the someone odd exterior and usually intimidating looks (I tend to dress up in black clothes, with chains and studded bracelets and collars and what not. Total Goth / Punk style), then I am a pretty nice and kind hearted person. I care a lot about my friends and is usually always loyal to them because they are always nice to me and they put up with all the shit I do and still stick around. They all deserve a fucking medal for that.

I have quite the temper and is easily pissed off and offended, though I AM a quite understanding person, so if you're good - and quick enough - to explain yourself, you might save yourself from having to deal with a very pissed of danish woman. When I get insulted I tend to block people out and ignore them for as long as possible, while waiting to be cooled down. Good thing for my internet friends, because sometimes things are done where I feel hurt and betrayed and stepped on which makes me mad, sad and angry, and all those, is a very bad thing for someone like me.

Unlike my irl friends, who have to be careful when they're dancing on that fine line between pissing me off and not pissing me off, because I can and probably will lash out violently at them. Also, it is very important that my friends understand that I get easily hurt, too. What you guys may see as a joke, I might take it straight to the heart.

My friends also have to be aware of the fact, that I constantly feel like I'm bothering them, and I will constantly think I am awful for writing to them, specially if they don't use smileys. So pro tip if you become or is a friend of mine, remember to use smileys when writing with me, or I might get the idea that you hate me endlessly or find me annoying or bothering.

Also, I come up with the WORST jokes, like, they are ridicolous and no one should pay any mind to them. Usually my jokes revolves around tv shows such as TWD and SPN, and are basically quotes with huge typos etc or things seen and found through memes. Like "Where's carl? Not in the house" etc. But also lame jokes as "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9" etc. I can really tick people off with that, which I find fun because, that's what I learned was fun during my younger days. (I'll let you know that my dad is one of those dads that are represented in the dad jokes meme)

Like seriously, I get so mad at him some times.
Me: "Hey dad, whats for dinner?"
Him: "Food."
Me: "Yeah, but what kind of food?"
Him: "The kind you eat."
Me: "STOP IT, YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL WHAT I MEAN, YOU IDIOT"

though I am EXACTLY the same way sometimes, and we are both sassy jerks that enjoy pissing others off. I especially love to piss my mum, brother and sister off because there's so many things I can piss them off with. I also enjoy scaring my mum and sister (They are both very arachnophobic and I love spiders, so I'll pick up spiders and place them near OR on the person and watch the fun as it progress). THIS has made me very unpopular to my mum and little sister, though made me very popular to my little brother LOL.

And if you're scared of fish, bees, reptiles or anything else, you are not safe either, cause I will haunt you with it and laugh at the reactions. I would literally pick up a snake and carry it towards a person, that I know, good and well, is dead terrified of those beautiful monsters, just to see him or her scream and run in terror, because it's FUN.

I love doing pranks on people too, and DID do one ridicolously good one where I dressed up as one of the pig-men from SAW, and went, with a few friends, to this guys appartment, and waited outside his door and as soon as he opened it to get out, being completely unaware of my pressence, I jumped out and made this odd sound, causing him to jump back in panick, falling over backwards looking deeply terrified. Making me and my friends crack up. As soon as he realized it was a prank, he relaxed and calmed down again and was like "Okay, good prank, good prank... You got me." so that was cool and funny.

Genetics:
Eye colour: Blue-Grey
Hair Colour and length: Dark Brown, reaches to shoulder / chest
Skin Colour: White - Like, a ridicolously pale white.
Height: 5'8" (1.72 cm)
Weight: 200 and something lbs (104 kg or something) - I am overweight.

Other:
Favourite kind of music: I have a REALLY ridicolously wide taste in music and it ranges in almost everything. I hate Country, soul and jazz. Ohgod Jazz music is the worst. Whilst my favourite kind of music is that of Hard Rock and Punk Rock. Though I do listen to some pop music and well. Yeah.
BONUS!Favourite Band / Duo / Rapper / Whatever it's called: I have a few, and they change rapidly. It all depends on my mood. Lately I've been listening to a lot of BOTDF (Blood On The Dance Floor) as well as BVB (Black Veil Brides). I admit some of the music they both make is awful, but quite a lot of it is more than okay and well made as well (I.. Ahem.. Am a bit wierd). Though I also listen to: Eminem, Deuce (SUE ME IDC WHAT HE DID OR DIDN'T DO HE MAKES GOOD MUSIC SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE), Falling In Reverse, Hollywood Undead, Black Stone Cherry, Linkin Park, Theory of A Deadman, Daughtry, Breaking Benjamin, Smile Empty Soul, Decyfer Down, Signs of Betrayal, Megaherz, Stahlmann, Oomph!, Rammstein, etc. (I think I could literally go on forever)
Favourite movie genre: I am a horror-head. Anything bloody and gory and involving violence and death and destruction is pretty much cool with me. I am also a sucker for zombie movies, as long as it's not Dawn of the Dead or Day of the Dead. Those two are awful B movies that suck balls.
Favourite TV Shows: Supernatural, House M.D., Dexter, The Walking Dead, Grimm.
Favourite Movies: Friday the 13th, Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, World War Z, Warm Bodies (SUE ME), Disney Movies.

More will be added, but right now, I will sleep, because I am tired.