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 Author has written 2 stories for Final Fantasy VII. Hey all, welcome to my un-entertainig profile, here's a little about me. Age: I'm Old enough to be at uni, but straight outa school, take a guess. :) (hint, somewhere between 18 and 22 *hint*hint*) Gender: Male Location: I'm in a place, with a thing, and some stuff, and heaps of churches. Also, I live in Australia. Formerly Northern Australia (Darwin) but now South Australia. won't say where though :), just that it has LOTS of churches, and begins with an A... Should probably mention that I like anime and gaming. Particularly Final Fantasy(VII and XIII are my favorites!!) and any anime with humor in it, but I can do serious. Just don't like to, unless the plot line is UBER amazing. Like no joke. But yeah, I'm also into stuff like sports and reading (prefered way to spend a day is reading, just haven't come across the right book yet.) so yeah, pretty lamely average. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich. I'm an OG so I must be Mexican. I like ANIME so I MUST be a geek with no social life. PEEPS AGAINST STEREOTYPES!!!!! COPY AND PASTE IF YOU AGREE!! (this all applies to me)
Thanks for taking the time to read this. :) ACTUALLY, I was hoping someone could beta a fic that I want to try, so that my poor OC actually gets a chance in fic world riddled with Mary Sues and Gary Stues. ALSO, IF YOU THINK THAT MY OC IS IN DANGER OF BECOMING (OR ACTUALLY BECOME) A GARY STUE, LET ME KNOW ASAP, AS I HATE INFINTELY OP CHARACTERS THAT GAIN EXCESSIVE POWER FOR NO APPARENT REASON* That having been said, Sasuke Uchiha is one of my favorite characters ever, and he really dosen't seem like a Mary sue at all. Really. the power he got was fair and gradual. Unlike Naruto who got Sage Mode, then got Kyuubi Mode, then Biiju Mode all within like what, two weeks??? Seriously Kishimoto, y u have no pacing of the main character???????? And on that note, no, Yaoi will not save Naruto, nor has Sasuke been interested in Naruto romantically. EVER!!! THE RELATIONSHIP OF BRO'S IS TOTALLY CLEAR!!!! NARUTO HAS BEEN "IN LOVE" WITH SAKURA SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE SERIES!!!! EVEN SAI, SAI NOTICED THAT HE LOVED HER!!! Besides: NaruHina FTW X3 Sasuke remains single, just cos he'd be like the rockin batchelor uncle that totally spoils Naruto's kids. And ClouSeph is not cool. Seriously, Seph has attempted to kill Cloud on multiple occasions, burned his village to the ground and used him as a puppet causing significant mental trauma. Does that sound like LOVE to you?? I can respect Yaoi pairings, because some fics that involve Yaoi are actually well written and interesting. Yeah, I said that, and I'm a guy. Seriously, I could rant about Yuri too, but I'll save time and paraphrase. Pretty much, same deal as with Yaoi. That and Clerith and HopRai are really cute!!!! X3 But yeah, I'll respect your pairings and shippings if you respect mine, that's all I ask. Thanks for reading the rant. (you really didn't have to) (Like really.) :) |
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Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,722 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
A Drunken Arcwitch Marriage by blaiseingfire reviews
Jaune Arc woke up in his hotel room. His head hurt, he was cuddling with Miss Goodwitch, and he…. wait a minute. What! Why was he cuddling with Glynda? Why do they have wedding rings on their hands? What happened last night? (Coverart by KegiSpringfield)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,971 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 10/10/2016 - [Glynda G., Jaune A.]
Heroes, Dreams, and Destiny by Lord of Penguin reviews
With his final breath, he destroyed the Holy Grail. Devoid of purpose after discarding his ideals, he laid down to die. Through the work of fate Emiya Shirou does not die, but instead awakes in a new world. Now, he who no longer wishes to be a hero will have to forge his path once again in a world in need of heroes.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 305,683 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 6,319 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Shirō E., Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Contrast by chillbook1 reviews
Qrow and Winter are about as opposite as can be. But that doesn't mean they can't go well together. AU in which the Vytal Festival went off without a hitch, Beacon never fell, and Team RWBY remained united.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Winter S., Qrow B.]
Lelouch of the Oneshots by Apomaro-Mellow reviews
A series of oneshots whether its AU, crack, or just warm and fuzzy. Chapter 41: The Unholy Trinity goes ice skating.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 49,963 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 9/25/2009
Everybody Loves Cloud by CrisisChild reviews
One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x a lot of people in Shinra
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,324 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 11/21/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Red Sun Over Beacon by Gleaming Onyx reviews
Convinced by Blake to follow her out of the White Fang, Adam finds himself forced to mingle with humans in Beacon Academy, namely in his new team: RWAY("Rua"). Now, he must struggle both with his hatred and his team's... eccentricities, all while villains and even his own former organization rise to challenge Remnant's very way of life. (Revising V1) (Updated chapters: 12-17)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,239 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Weiss S., Adam T., Team RWBY
Restart by BoomChick reviews
Enemies at the end of the world look back on a long line of lifetimes. They know that soon the world will restart. They need to decide now what to change on the next repeat of their existences to try and alter their fates. But is there anything they can do to keep Sephiroth from going insane? Time Travel Variation. [Unfinished]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Noctis de Cadere, Noctis de Hiems by spiderslayer42 reviews
Waking up after sacrificing his life was a big surprise for Noctis. Even more so when he found out that this wasn't the Eos, but instead a place called Remnant. It's get worse when Noctis discovers a powerful sinister group that plans to destroy the kingdoms and take over the world. Well Noctis has already saved one world, so how hard can this be?
Crossover - RWBY & Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,581 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum
Fighting Mean by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
Qrow: Kid you're not fast, not strong, and ain't got no semblance. So we're going to make you mean.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,399 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Qrow B. - Complete
A Life of Ramen by Razamataz22 reviews
Deep within Konoha there is a lawless zone, within that lawless zone there is a Ramen Bar, within that Ramen Bar there is a young blonde chef, within that young blonde chef lies a past of carnage and bloodshed. NaruXHinaxTenxSakuxKin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,875 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H., Tenten]
Jewel Thief Turned Heart Thief by Gone Rampant reviews
What if Summer Rose's fateful mission took her through a small hamlet where she saw a young girl with green hair and red eyes? What could change? Well, Qrow begins to wonder if Summer just picks up strays like other people pick up cats (Eventual Emerald/Weiss). A collection of slice of life fluff stories where Emerald gets a healthy family. Art by Raffurano on Tumblr.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,151 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Weiss S., Summer R., Emerald S., Qrow B.
The Longest Hunt by NaughtFiction reviews
For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 263,346 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Ozpin, OC
Big Brother: Ozpin by Arrancon reviews
Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 196,753 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Ozpin, Cinder F., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Jaune's Much Worse Day by kingxana0 reviews
First it was just a school, now an entire town is infected and Jaune finds himself at the mercy of four continent's worth of Huntresses all out for the prize. And the prize, unfortunately, his him.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 259 - Published: 2/22/2017 - Ruby R., Glynda G., Jaune A., Cinder F.
I Like Chocolate Milk by Dakk Tribal reviews
Hope has always had trouble with romance, and he never thought he would ever like a girl and explain his feelings. Maybe that will change after a certain mishap while on a walk home...and all sorts of hell breaks loose! / Six months have passed, and Hope hasn't heard from Lightning but that soon changes as the pink-haired vixen suddenly re-enters his life and causes him problems!
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,927 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Lightning, Hope, Snow, Serah F.
Civilian School Blues by Lucillia reviews
They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,302 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
17th Time's a Charm by MulberryOtter reviews
Dull violet eyes observed the scene before him. His mother was dead, and underneath her laid his shaking sister; both were drenched in blood. Ten year old Lelouch vi Britannia then announced, "I'm going back to bed." [time travel] [discontinued] [see last chapter for author's note]
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,205 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lelouch L., Cornelia L.B., Jeremiah G. - Complete
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010
Fate Swiggity Swooty by TheDramaticDirector reviews
Rin Tohsaka struggles to explain the mana restoration ritual to Shirou Emiya. Archer knows that if Shirou screws this up, they'll never win the Fifth Holy Grail War. So, with the help of Saber, he must make sure the ritual is completed successfully so they can save the world. The result of a conversation, possibly on crack, with best friend and fellow author Agitated Animator.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Archer - Complete
Jaune's Bad Day by kingxana0 reviews
When an accident with Dust turns an entire classroom full of future Huntresses into lovestruck fangirls for Jaune just how far will he manage to get without falling to their charms (or weapons).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
To Feel Alive by TheEffectstOfBoredom reviews
Illyasviel is many things. A homunculus. A Master. A vessel for the Holy Grail. More than that though, she's a girl. And she has her sights set on a certain boy. This time, she's not going to take no for an answer.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 153 - Published: 10/23/2014 - [Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E.] - Complete
Weiss Reacts: Volume 1! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 314,857 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Yang X.L., Velvet S. - Complete
Eir's Tomorrow by Jukebox Hound reviews
The Planet isn't willing to let death take away its greatest weapon. If Cloud can't save the past, then he'll be damned to watch history repeat itself. Time travel, SxC, ZxA.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,150 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Organization XIII: We Fit Because We Misfit by BlackChain14 reviews
A Different take/ Behind The Scenes Look At Organization XIII and Kingdom Hearts as a whole.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Xemnas, Roxas
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
The Love Critic by LILMISSS reviews
Meet Xion, known as The Love Critic. She goes out on dates with random men, and humiliates them in her weekly column from the date. She's also really rich and single. Meet Roxas. He could change that. RoxasXion, RokuShion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,848 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Roxas, Xion
Future Imperfect by vendetta543 reviews
Kids have started to appear all over IS academy, nobody knows why they're there, but one things for certain: Ichika Orimura's involved somehow. Ichika x Harem
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,238 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ichika O.
Welcome To Fair Help Center by Osiris's Consort reviews
Asylum AU. "It's not as dark as you think. Now, at last, a new story can begin." Pairings: CloTi, Zerith, Yuffentine
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 123,480 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Open When I'm Dead by MarleneShadowheart reviews
When Demyx finds Xemnas' secret file of THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN, he decides to share it with a few other members, and hilarity ensues. Rated T for crossdressing, crack pairings, slight language, violence, and...well, a lot of things.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,789 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Life is a Joke by SilentSepharim reviews
Saskue was more affected by the slaughter of his clan than was seen, he now views life as a joke, with death as the punchline!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sasuke U.
The Rise of Gary Stu: Final Mix by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Rewrite. Sequel to Miss Mary Sue. Mary Sue had an angsty brother, named Gary Stu. When a new threat arises that threatens to destroy the fandoms as we know them, Gary Stu must join forces with some unlikely allies to stop her and save the fandoms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Kairi, Pooh
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
World's Enemy by Emeraldjewel reviews
Years from now they would call him a madman. On the contrary, he had never felt more sane. A celebrated hero emerges as humanity's darkest dream. This is Crisis Core, according to Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Sephiroth
Green Silk and Golden Orbs by mxngo reviews
C.C. is a lazy and gluttonous girl who only cares for pizza. And Lelouch is the man that may fall for her, ahem, charms. C.C. x Lelouch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,283 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Double the Strife by fringeperson reviews
Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Having a Ball by Gohan Roxas reviews
Cloud and Zack, two ordinary guys, get invited to a big ball. One problem, though: they're flat broke. CloTi and Zerith. Rated K for the hell of it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Sojourners by XD reviews
In a world where Materia is but a mere memory, the Planet demands an ancient war hero be brought back to neutralise an ancient war threat. Cloud has always been condoning of the Planet's wiles. Not quite so anymore, now that Sephiroth is in the picture.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,739 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Another Day at IS Academy by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
The photography club's new product, the Orimura Ichika trading cards, become a smash hit. Naturally the girls get a little competitive. It's just another normal day at the Infinite Stratos Academy...
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Irony of Fate by matsuo nakata reviews
This is the original masterpiece by JenesisX. See inside for more details. A retelling of the original story. What would happen if Avalanche convinced Sephiroth to end his evil plan and fight for the good of the planet? Aeris/Sephiroth PG-13
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Bleach Summer Camp by MJLCoyoteStarrk reviews
Arrancars and Shinigami...together...at Summer Camp. What could go wrong? Welcome to Camp Smiley, we promise that you won't want to leave. Theme: "March from the River Kwai and Colonel Bogey" by Mitch Miller
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - S. Aizen, G.S. Yamamoto
Stick Figures by Kakawot reviews
Dumbledore needs new guards for Hogwarts after the Dementors failed. Konoha sends its best and only available shinobi: Naruto and Sasuke. Read as they experience culture shock, magical shocks and some electrical shocks too. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,336 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Alternatives by ncfan reviews
He was all set for bloody revenge until Karin got one of her infamous bright ideas and gave him a business card she'd picked up in the last village. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Growing Pains by Nietzsche's Itch reviews
Angeal chances to meet the cadet who has captured Zack's fascination
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Angeal H., Cloud S. - Complete
Normal life in Nibelheim by LadyTeefStrife reviews
High school fic... Well, sort of. I'ts NOT a normal story. Pairings: Cloti, Zerith, Yuffientine. Not ZackxTifa, the start can be misleading. Chapters checked by 6jrz422.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 88,740 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 5,354 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Advent Children Complete? by Meeve reviews
This is a bit of a spoof of Advent Children centered mainly around Cloud. Kind of a 'what Cloud is thinking' sort of thing, though I've changed some dialogue and actions. Just generally pokes fun at some confusing and illogical events of Final Fantasy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Cloud S.
Fenrir by Chaotic Symphony reviews
Cloud and Lightning romance fic. Heavy heavy theme and very mature. Again for mature audiences only. Sold into slavery their only way to survive is to fight their way out to survive
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,223 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Cloud S., Lightning
Final Fantasy 7: B L O O P E R S by Kittindear reviews
This story is definitely inspired by BlueFox. Its basically The cast watching bloopers of the game... XD Rating changed to M. I couldn't have cleaner language XD... for now... o.O but I do warn you, I like to use bad words. You have been warned.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Cloud S., Reno
Ultima: Cloud's Never Ending Story by AlysiaStorms reviews
Challenge Response: Because of events beyond his control, Cloud has lived far to long and has watched many go on without him save one. Stepping away from humanity he is once again brought back in as his world is faced with the menace that is Sin
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,286 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Cloud S., Tidus
Naming the Enemy by XD reviews
With friends - and family, like Sephiroth, who needs enemies? Not Cloud, that's for sure.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,047 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
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Cloud's Life reviews
When Cloud woke up that morning, he didn't think that a certain ex-General would need a place to live, never mind that he was actually back and not trying to kill Cloud. But that's life, right? NON-Yaoi, sorry fangirls.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Clouds Recollections reviews
Cloud ponders what has been, and comes to a conclusion. First fic, all critisim welcome, as long as it's constructive. K just to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Cloud S.