RumbleintheDumbleshide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for RWBY, Worm, Legend of Zelda, Naruto, Fire Emblem, and One Punch Man/ワンパンマン. Hello, all. RumbleintheDumbles, here - currently a writer of primarily RWBY fanfiction. I'm mostly a humour writer - I earned my crack stripes in the Worm fandom with a story called Parental Guidance, which I may get round to uploading onto here at some point. My first writing attempt for RWBY was A Change Of Heart, which prompted my entry into the RWBY fandom as a writer. A couple more humour/slice of life fics later and I decided to sink my teeth into something a bit more serious - Bad for Business, first part of my Roman Torchwick, Villain Protagonist AU. In other fandoms, there is, of course, Heroine for a Hobby, which is on hiatus for now but I will not rule out going back to it. I'd also like to branch out into a few others at some point - I have plans in mind for what I think will be a pretty cool Harry Potter story, and I may end up writing for Warhammer 40,000 as well (as you can probably tell, my taste in fiction is rather varied). |
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The Dork Knight Rises by Mallobaude reviews
When The Hunts-Man is captured, he thought it would be business as usual. But what he expected to be a typical Roman Torchwick monologue turned out to have life-changing consequences for both him and his villainous foes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Roman T., Jaune A., Neo - Complete
A Harsh Lesson by drunkdragon reviews
Betrayed by his colleagues, Roman Torchwick is approached by Ozpin with the strangest of offers - to become a teacher at Beacon and train RWBY and JNPR to catch the ones pulling the strings. But this abyss protects its own and Roman always enjoyed a good double-crossing, especially when he got the last say.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,287 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Weiss S., Roman T., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 651 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
The Skeins of Fate by Aphrael1742 reviews
The tales of the eldar tell of the Rhana Dandra, the final battle when eldar and Chaos will meet on the field of battle and where both will perish. But all stories must come to an end. Some of the eldar, however, would much rather write the concluding pages than read it as it unfolds.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 356,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Complete
A Perfectly Legitimate Business by ExpendableVoice reviews
Roman Torchwick, master criminal extraordinaire, finds himself lost in a world that defies common sense. As an accomplished businessman, he is no stranger to merchant transactions, be they legal or otherwise. Yet, even he can't help but balk at the fact that, in this world, a brat with elementary knowledge will somehow be its best merchant. A Crossover between RWBY and Recettear.
Crossover - Misc. Games & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,924 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Roman T., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Petals In The Wind by Zatroopa reviews
A collection of short RWBY stories of all kinds, ranging from alternate directions, to canon routes as well. Different teams? Good and bad swapped around? Childhoods of the characters themselves? All of these tales and more are here in this collection of tales. Chapter 23: Weiss knew she could do good in Atlas. It just meant betraying everything, and everyone, she held dear.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,337 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Windmills by Gope O'Quill reviews
Ruby trips.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Uncle Qrow by Foxinstrazt reviews
Seeing his two nieces is something Qrow looks forward to, and dreads. And it's all because of one simple word.. [One-Shot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Ruby R., Summer R., Qrow B., Taiyang X.L. - Complete
The Force of Chaos by Chris Adair reviews
The Grey Knights are searching for something. Something exists somewhere that will protect all from chaos for all time and an entire brotherhood of Grey Knights has left Titan to find it. Time will tell if they return with victory, with failure, or at all.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/27/2015
—More Mistakes Than Any Other— by GreatWyrmGold reviews
An unusual day in the life of Headmaster Ozpin...but not that unusual. It is not uncommon for him to spend fifty or more hours trying to solve one great problem, such as preventing a series of unfortunate coincidences from destroying part of Beacon. (Inspired by /r/RWBY's Whose Line Is It.)
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Ozpin - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Yang X.L., L. Ren - Complete
Preparation by QuiteQuiet reviews
Beacon Academy buckles down to endure a difficult time. Not to be consumed by the various anguishes across campus, Weiss spreads morale among her teammates.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Team RWBY - Complete
You're Under Arrest! by The Draigg reviews
What happens when Sun and Neptune become junior detectives? Well, get ready for an adventure full of crappy vans, cop movie cliches, and foiling terrorist bomb plots! Get ready for the buddy cop adventure that is... You're Under Arrest!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,013 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Sun W., Neptune V. - Complete
A Million Lien by milesmorales reviews
One morning, as a child, Coco awakens.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Coco A. - Complete
Professor Torchwick by Clockwork000 reviews
After Torchwick's most recent incarceration, it seems that his bizarre sentence revolves around him participating in a sort of community service by haplessly acting as the latest member of Beacon's faculty. Chapters revolve around each of the Beacon students. Submit your own chapter story ideas! [CLOSED]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,967 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Roman T., Blake B., Ruby R. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Roman T. - Complete
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To Matter reviews
There is little more depressing than finding out that you don't matter. And nothing more incredible than finding out that you do. Post-V6C4.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Ruby R., Oscar P. - Complete
Worse For Business reviews
Pyromaniac masterminds, meddling headmasters, a trigger-happy military and a group of teens who can't stop sticking their nose in things they shouldn't - really, how's a guy supposed to make a dishonest buck around here? AU, Sequel to Bad For Business.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,304 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Roman T., Neo
The Biggest What-If reviews
Because really, what did you expect when you gave a dorky teenager laser eye beams that destroy the forces of evil.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Ruby R. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
One Less Amnesiac reviews
Instead of a second long-coated tactician with no memory, the Shepards got Morgan, Lucina's tactician from the future who recalled her battles against the Risen just as clearly as the others. As such, many things changed.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/11/2018 - Avatar/Robin, Morgan
Heroine For A Hobby reviews
Some said there were places out there where you couldn't possibly have too much power. Some said Earth Bet was one of these places. Some were wrong. They were very, very wrong.
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,468 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Skitter, Dragon
Parental Advisory Required reviews
Conspiracies collide and terrible plans are put into action. Heroes and Villains escalate to ever-more-incredible heights in the wake of the events at Brockton Bay. World-ending threats rear their heads. None of this is enough to stop the Hebert family and their friends from stealing all the things. (Sequel to Parental Guidance)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Skitter, Vista, Miss Militia, Danny H.
Everyone Wants to Jump The Shark reviews
In which everyone loves Sidon, Mipha is most certainly not dead, and Link still doesn't quite understand what is going on but has long since learned to go with the flow.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Link, Zelda, Mipha, Paya
The Domino Effect reviews
Sequel to 'A Change Of Heart'. It is often said that a little thing can have a huge impact on later events. Neo certainly counted as 'little', though she certainly objected to being described as a 'thing'.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Neo
Parental Guidance reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 349 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
The Meeting reviews
What did they talk about? Why was it never touched upon again? A quick attempt at answering those two questions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Yang X.L., Raven B.
A Change of Heart reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Bad For Business reviews
AU. When a new criminal group starts hitting Dust shops on his turf, professional crook Roman Torchwick and his partner-in-crime Neo decide to investigate - and end up involved in something a bit bigger than robbing shops...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,482 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Roman T., Cinder F., Neo - Complete
Separated at Birth? reviews
What if Ruby discovered she had a long-lost sibling? And another one? And another one? ...And another one? And... yeah, they really, really needed to call Dad.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/4/2015 - OC, Team RWBY - Complete
Enough Dakka reviews
Ruby calls a team meeting to address a serious issue within the ranks. The results are explosive, and the ensuing casualties are dire.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
What's in the Box? reviews
After a heated dispute, Team RWBY decide to find the answer to one of Remnant's biggest unanswered questions...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Velvet S., Team RWBY - Complete
The Responsible One reviews
When an integral member of the team is ill, Ruby panics, Blake sees an opportunity, and it's once again left up to Yang to deal with things. Yep, it's just like being back at home.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete