Hiyaz!! Me Emerald...to those who actually give a fuck. I mean seriously does anyone actually read these things?! They are kinda funny to type and if you read them...meh. IDK! Anywayz, moving on...stories! I have tons of stories that i am currently writing but i update slowly most of the time, if only because it is school and during the school year all i do is sleep, read as much as i fuckin can afterschool til i am to exhausted to do another damn thing and fall asleep~ for abut and hour maybe at the most, then go to school in the damn ass bunnyfuckin mornings, and eat. So ya, not much time in there for writing, and on the weekends all i do is collapse and sleep, sleep, sleep and read!! LOLZ! So ya...ummm...i'm not sure what else i should put here. If you wanna know more about me just fucking message me or whatever. bleh. i might put a few random things up here... AHA!

Me likey: vampires, werewolves, demons, blood, pain, death, black, dark purple, dark EMERALD green, snakes, music, writing, reading, killing, swords, daggers, guns, knives, etc(basically every single fucking weapon in existence. YA...im that obsessed.), torture, Draco Malfoy (in the books ppl, in the movies he looks fuckin ugly), same thing with Tom Riddle (JR. no ugly scaly guys...*shudders*) ,also same thing with Sirius Black...mainly, fire, blowing up things, dragons, elves, MAGIC!,darkness, my awesomenezz twinnyz and the rest of our online fam..., mutilating the English language...MWAHAHAHA!, laughing evilly, freaking ppl out, making ppl mentally insane...in a BAAD way...like RAPIST PEDOPHILE way, MEEE!, urmm...ya and some other shit i can't be bothered to type right now. ya...

Me NOT likey: evil bunnies, pink, DISNEY(-and everything and everyone assosciated with it!), nasty disgusting perverted old ppl...they all are...*glares suspiciously at random old lady walking by* (FUCKIN HATE EM!), Albus whatever the fucking hell his 20 million middle names are Dumbledore, Ronald Weasley, the rest of the disgusting plebeian Weasley family, all of the creepy Light wizards and witches...cept Sirius Black...luuuuv him, spiders, adults, parents...*pukes then proceeds to go on a murderous psychopathic rampage-of adults only of course, the sun, light, 99.99% of boys, birds...cept for maybe hawks and eag-no wait they're ugly and poopy to so ONLY HAWKS R OK!, white, tomatoes, carrots, mushrooms, pretty much all veggies, sluts (like the creepy girls who wear practically nothing to malls and shit and think they are so fuckin hot...when theyre just fuckin ugly as hell!), ppl who insult me, OR my online fam, my relatives, basically everyone in the fucking world unless i have decided you are worth my...umm...non-dislikeyness? or just if i have decided that you are ok and worthy of my friendship..., love (WHICH DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST PEOPLE!!!), creepy religious BAD psychopathic ppl...*shudders, and a ton of more fucking shit i dont wanna type cuz im way to damn fuckin lazy.

RANDOM SHIT!!!!

Bunnies are evil, disgusting creatures that are going to take over the world, rape, kill, and eat everybodies decomposing bodies one day! Well, ALMOST everybody. I shall still be alive and so will my friends, in my bunny-proof fortress place...somewhere. And im gonna kill em all and then proceed to take over the world while it is still in chaos from the bunny attack. With my secret army that i kept hidden from the bunnies, and obviously i killed them all before EVERYONE was killed, only about a third of the worlds population...or something like that. YA, and then i shall be the ruler of the world and all will bow before me! HA! IN YOUR FACES YOU STUPID BUNNYFUCKERZ!!! Ohhh...ya...you never heard this...ok? ya...*OBLIVIATE!!! does something random and you all forget that you ever saw..read...herad...whatevered this rant*