Hi, I am a 19 year old girl, from England.

Before this get's too boring, how about some jokes ( They don't belong to me):

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything - trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

A man entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up for a date but she'd popped her clogs.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband said: "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a Shitzu.

Anyway, how are you today? I hope you like what I write, but if you don't I guess that's ok too...