Part 2 of the Cardboard Monsters series. The Scarecrow's laid up, Ivy's on the hunt, Catwoman's showing her claws, the Mad Hatter can't get the March Hare to drink his tea, the Riddler is confused and Firefly shouldn't be allowed to have a lighter.

Dark AU- Hermione was sorted into Ravenclaw, she lives a life of isolation in search of knowledge. Enter one of the oldest magical families, will Hermione find her place in life and happiness? Bellamione.

AU. Alone and pregnant, eighteen-year-old Emma Swan stumbles upon the Maison Rouge, an old vaudeville theatre, where she is welcomed into the little family that make the cabaret their home: Granny, the manager and Ruby, bartender extraordinaire; conjuror Jefferson and his assistant Alice. But she is most intrigued by the gruff MC, Gold, and the woman who melted his frozen heart...

/Human Roles AU/ Working for minimum wage in a local coffee house isn't precisely where Tugger saw himself at this point in his life, but there's something more than a pay check keeping him coming to work every day.

"Oh, I know what I'm getting myself into. An epic adventure where nothing will go right except the improvisations. Bentley being smarter than all of us, Murray being REALLY confusing, me laughing while Carmelita tries to shoot you... actually, is that a thing that's going to happen? Or has she sworn off raccoon murder during your fake amnesia?" Sequel to Lima Syndrome. Set in Sly 4

As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/

Lowen is a mutant traveler, not believing she has a place in the world. Azazel is a feared mutant who wants no place in the world. When a case of mistaken identity leads him to pursue her, Lowen is caught between the things she wants for herself and the mysterious turn of events that may change that. Rated T for strong language.

Whilst reading in the Great Library, Loki catches a servant girl utterly absorbed in a book. He is enchanted by her and when he speaks to her, she tells him a story about Prince who falls in love with a star. Set before and during Thor/Avengers. LokixOC

Sequel to Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try. It's official. Tony and Loki are dating. But what about jerk dads Howard and Odin? And surely this will cause a riot at school. Not to mention Thor's ire as well as the Warrior's Three. Maybe next time Tony should consider dating a less life destroying nerd. Not that that would be any fun.

Mr. Gold leaves a pretty generous tip for one of Granny's waitresses. Rumbelle AU!

Shockwaves resonate throughout the lab when the team discovers a secret Sara has been hiding for sixteen years. GSR of course. Rated T to be safe.

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

Two Prophecys were made, one ensured that Harry Potter became the chosen one whilst the other was kept a secret, even from the person of whom it was about. The Dragon Kin. 'Born in fire but charmed by ice, The child will defy him thrice, The blood will sing, The heart will call, To her Drákōn the Dark Lord will fall."

Barney's reaction to Robin's infertility. Based on ep. 9x08, The Lighthouse.

*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.

A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*

In which Odin shows Loki what it is to have a loving father, and Loki's broken heart is healed through an act of kindness that shakes Asgard to its core.

CSI Forever Online Challenge. A series of drabbles set in the Ethereal Universe. Stories are not in any chronological order.

[Hodge-Podge Family of Three] It's Darcy's second birthday and her whole, strange family is there. And they all appear to want to corrupt her. Presents abound, cake is had, and the unnecessary commentary is always necessary. Featuring Daddy Phil, Dada Clint, "Grandpa" Nick, "Aunt Maria", "Aunt Nat", and "Uncle J" (Also known as Jasper).

"Greg, since our boyfriends are being so…uncooperative…would you care to join me for a dance?" John held out his hand. "Would love to," Greg grinned, taking the offered appendage. Jealousy did not become the Holmes boys, except, well, when it did. Mystrade/Johnlock

Even at the zoo, Kati can't forget about her buggies.

"Belle is sitting up there with the person who loves her and not realizing it. And that would be someone you would not want to anger." Was a one-shot, now a story. Rumbelle. Appearances by Mad Hatter/Jefferson.

Sly had been expecting this whole "breaking and entering" thing to go better. That is to say, he hadn't expected to be knocked out with a frying pan and tied to a dinner chair with his own shoelaces. Sequel to Stockholm Syndrome. Set in Sly 3.

A broken god crashes onto the roof of Stark Tower, and Tony and Steve are horrified by what they find. As Loki's story unfolds, the Avengers discover what really happened when Loki was taken back to Asgard, and what he has endured for the past year. A powerful enemy emerges to threaten Asgard as Loki struggles to recover in the care of those who were once his bitterest foes.

Loki is looked down upon by his father, Odin and his brother, Thor. The only person who cares about him is his mother, Frigga. He is extremely depressed and cannot see why he should carry on living if all he is going to do is dissapoint. That is, until a certain bearded, genius enters his life. Warnings: *May get extremely depressing. LokiXTony/FrostIron. Highschool!Avengers. Teen

While Phil and Clint are on their way to New Mexico to find Thor's hammer, Clint has a bad night's sleep. Phil's not so bad at helping him feel better though. (Based off a text meme between myself and carneywithabow (on tumblr), from which we created the headcanon that whenever Clint has a nightmare, he and Phil go on a donut run.) Not pre-slash, but feel free to see it that way.

AU, follow-up to 'The Charity Chase', in honour of Red Nose Day. Gold's students react to the momentous news that his record has been broken…

The Dark Castle gets a new resident changing the lives of both Rumpelstiltskin and Belle. Now a series of one-shots. *COMPLETE*

It wasn't just that Sir Scratchawan had turned into a turtle; miracles just weren't real.

Mycroft despises texting. He also dislikes delays. He can probably make an exception for Gregory Lestrade, though. Established Mystrade.

A Tasertricks version of the Rumpelstiltskin version.

He wasn't mad. This was happening. And he wasn't entirely sure how to feel about that. FrostIron.

The God of Mischief himself is sentenced to spend a few months with the avengers crew on Earth. Teasing, budding friendships, and maybe a little more is all sure to ensue. Will Loki be able to keep up with their playful antics? Or is he incapable of having fun in the sun.

Darcy uses some lip balm and Loki is intrigued. Or is he? Fluff, One-Shot

Charles, a student at Oxford, uses the university's Cerebro prototype on a dare. He expects to find Raven a boyfriend. Instead, he finds Erik. Cherik. Includes ducklings.

Our favorite ginger twins were managing mischief long before they arrived at Hogwarts, such as convincing 5 year old Draco Malfoy to make an Unbreakable Vow to marry Luna Lovegood when he grew up. No one took it seriously, until Draco tried to marry someone else. PS - Fred is alive. At least until the Malfoys get a hold of him...

AU, inspired by Children in Need day. New PhD student Belle discovers a very unusual fundraising tradition in her faculty – and decides to take advantage of the opportunity it affords concerning a certain professor… Rumbelle. [One-shot]

AU. Waitress Belle French gazes out of the window towards the law offices over the way, wondering if their charismatic new arrival, the mysterious Mr Gold, will ever step into the little café where she works… Rumbelle with a side of Red Cricket, and many cameos from other key players. [Complete]

Natasha Romanoff, the Dreaded Black Widow, fears her own kin. But to be fair, who is really truly not afraid of spiders? It would seem everyone in SHIELD, minus her. Series of one-shots/drabbles.

Awkward moments in the life of Captain America.

Natasha is the last Avenger to move into Stark Tower. For Tony's sanity, that's probably a good thing.

While captive in Malfoy Manor, Luna becomes the guardian of the family's deepest secret.

What began as a S.H.I.E.L.D picnic spirals into a post-apocalyptic game of paintball, once Fury reveals the 100,000 prize for last man standing. Darcy, desperate to pay off student loans, enters the fray. How hard could it be? She's only playing against some master assassins. But, is there more to the game than Fury let on? Parody of the Community season 2 finale. Post-Avengers.

On a team outing to an apple orchard, Steve just wants to have a talk. He should know better than to expect privacy beneath an apple tree. (Capsicoul)

"You are not going to die, do you hear me!" Short!fic: approx 450 words, discounting the A/N.

Barbossa and Jack team up once again in a riotous adventure to break the Black Pearl out of her bottle! But when a young upstart pirate challenges Barbossa's name, and a surprising woman catches his attention, Barbossa gets more than he bargains for...

It is always in these moments when he is required to be himself that he fumbles. Set during the strip "Ladies Man." Warning: Sexual themes.

"Emma remembers the man who started it all. Emma remembers Rumpelstiltskin. That's not his real name, of course…" An alternate way in which Emma found Storybrooke, based on the theory that Regina allowed Gold one trip out of town to collect Henry. What if he'd made a little detour? [One-Shot]

If 250 didn't know the man so well, he could've believed that this was a genuinely innocent question - mere curiosity. But there was something calculated to way 300 had draped himself across the couch. Sexy WAFF.

A broke and bored Scarecrow knows the only way to numb that brilliant mind of the Riddler's is to drown it in alcohol. Somehow Catwoman gets dragged into their little wager and she's not all that willing.

300 was an unintentional master of the kicked puppy face, after all - but 250 couldn't go on doing all the housework forever. His fellow agent needed to be taught a lesson. Fluffy original flavor.

CSI Forever Online August Challenge. Ethereal series drabble, because I just can't resist that family. Grissom has a confession and Kaia is emerging as a star.

This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Once Upon A Time, slightly AU at first, very AU post Episode 8. What's the real story of the miller's daughter, and how does she fit into Storybrooke-and Mr. Gold's schemes? Chapter 16 is up! Magic is coming back to Storybrooke!

Ruby finally breaks down and asks her grandmother for advice regarding a certain foreign member of the opposite gender. Ruby/Granny conversation, various POVs. RedXCricket.

June FF Challenge for CSI Forever Online. Part of the Ethereal series. A family afternoon turns disasterous for two of the Sidle-Grissom girls.

Steve keeps a datebook for every year since he's joined the Avengers; they are full of dates and how many died that day, and who caused it. Loki's name is rarely there, except for every year on the same day, and always one more than the year before. He doesn't know how he missed it, really. Part 1 of Per Aspera Ad Astra.

Steve finds himself in an odd position when Tony gets Coulson drunk. Clint/Coulson

Loki/Riddler sexytimes. WARNINGS: PWP, graphic sexual stuffs, M/M sex, slash

CFO April Challenge. The Ethereal girls get an unusual Easter hunt challenge from their parents.

At five years old Colette hadn't spent more than a few hours with her biological father. He hadn't wanted much to do with her and she returned the sentiments. But their feelings aren't something her mother takes into consideration when she leaves Colette on Anton Ego's doorstep in the beginning of the summer.

Amongst the Ordinaries of the world live the Elementals, those who carry water, earth, air and fire at their very core. John Watson works with water, as a healer and as a soldier. Sherlock Holmes, as usual, is something else entirely.

Kurt finds the camera on the subway one morning, surprised to see photos of a handsome man holding a white board with words on it.

The notorious Lord Shen is given a second chance at life to find out whether the fact that his parents loved him is true and learns to love and to feel loved.

Annie couldn't hold in her groan this time and slumped to the floor."As if my day hasn't been bad enough. First, I get in late because of my alarm. Then, I have to work late cover the work I missed, and now I'm stuck in an elevator with you. No offense."

Taken from a prompt on avengerkink: Phil Coulson did survive being stabbed in the heart and ended up with an artificial heart. How did the Avengers react? Eventual Capsicoul.

Steve meets Phil's mother at last, and it's the last person he's expecting. Warning: character death.

Darcy tries to cheer up the god of mischief. When videos of cats fail, she resorts to liquor.

Coulson is assigned to help Steve learn modern day technology. He handles this with typical Coulson aplomb, only occasionally resorting to banging his head against a wall.

Tony Stark pays a visit to the ARC.

glimpses into the relationship between Tony Stark and Loki. A note: there isn't really any linear time-line here and many of these are stand-alone, hence the different ends of Tony in these :P Contains: graphic m/m, choking, character death, mentions of mpreg

Darcy teaches Loki a few tricks of her own. Post-movie AU, written for fandom's collective obsession with pole dancer Loki. Slight Loki/Darcy.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took an incredibly stubborn master thief and his gang and an equally stubborn teenage girl and her vendetta and forced them into the same van? If you have, you're a sadist. But then, so am I. Set in Sly 2.

Sherlock downloads the game "The Nightjar" onto his iPhone. Unfortunately, John becomes addicted to it, but at the same time, gets very frustrated with the narrator. "Yes, I know I fell over! No need to keep telling me!" Crack. Companion for "Tumblr".

Sherlock gets a Tumblr account. He's not bored any more. Crack. Enjoy!

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

Harry and Clara decide to have a baby. They want the father to be someone tall, handsome and clever. Harry knows just the man. The only question is, how much persuasion will it take to get Sherlock to agree to donate? Fluff of the sweetest kind.

After suffering the slings and arrows of a crooked doctor at Arkham, the Riddler decides that revenge is indeed a kind of wild justice.

A collection of one-shots set in the world of my Twelve Days of Riddler series. Mostly Selina and Eddie based one-shots, but I might throw in other characters for variety. Rated M, because hey, you never know...

Set three months after the events in Week of the Cat. For some people, Gotham never changes. For others, it's become barely recognizable. Third in the Twelve Days of Riddler series.

Post 7.10 Crowley was taking some time off from all of his kingly duties when he runs into his favorite hunter in Hell. Now that just won't do. It even goes against Crowley's moral compass! Oneshot.

John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.

It seems everyone wants something from Eddie...some more than others. Sequel to Twelve Days of Riddler.

Azazel/Riptide. Upset over the fact that his henchmen have fallen in love, Shaw sends Azazel and Riptide to a remote cabin for seven days in the hopes that they will break up. COMPLETE

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Over the course of a year, they discover they aren't so very different.

Part of The Republic of Heaven universe. Many people have had an opinion on Amarisa's form throughout John's life – his sister, his father, his counsellor, his sergeant, Ragnvald, Mycroft, and eventually, Sherlock. Sherlock/John implications at the end

The bridge crew attempts to help Pavel with his pronunciation problems.

Bobby wakes up to find his house covered in Christmas decorations. He tries to find out who did it and ends up making out with a demon. Bobby/Crowley Slash

Mordecai faces an ... uncomfortable situation.

#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.

Response to the prompt 'nautical terms as innuendo'. Barbossa needs a little help in planning a romantic evening for a certain lady doctor. Pirates of May universe.

On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder... SSRL, mentions of RWDM, HPGW, HGNL COMPLETE

2 CSI's and a baby (of sorts!)