I am the ever-worthy King of the Potato Clan. I am the bestest most elite ruler to ever stand on grace the surface of Earth or any of the other infinite galactic figures. I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping, against all hope and despite all signs and portends suggesting otherwise, that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy's name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.~Sharkescha Eileen Bodira