![]() Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life ´•.¸(•.¸ ¸.•´)¸.•´ 37 Things Emmett should do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Twilight Oath (For True Twilight Fans Only) I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession? Twilight Survey: regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say ROARIMMAEATYOU Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN! Random latin words I stole from someone x: dulce periculum danger is sweet flectere si nequeo superos, Achaeronta movebo if I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell noli turbare circulos meos do not disturb my circles stercus accidit shit happens ~Twilight universe~ Team Edward or Team Jacob: Team Jacob But ONLY because they are my only choices. I hate them both. Vampire or wolf: hmm tough one... vampire! :D Edward or Bella: Edward Carlisle or Esme: nooo! I can't choose! :P Edward or Emmett: Emmett; MY monkey man! Emmett or Jasper: ouch... I love Emmett but I think Jasper is interesting too due to his past If I could have both. I would choose both. But Emmett overall. Sorry, Jazz. Alice or Jasper: Jasper Rosalie or Alice: Alice! My favorite vampire girl :D Bella or Alice: Alice Charlie or Jacob: Charlie Jacob or Paul: Paul! My favorite wolf! Edward or Rosalie: Edward Rosalie or Jasper: Jasper Esme or Alice: hmmm I love them both... but I guess I choose Alice Aro or Marcus: Aro Caius or Aro: Caius Alec or Jane: they're both awesome! Jane or Demetri: Demetri Alec or Felix: Felix Embry or Seth: Seth Quil or Seth: both awesome but I choose Seth Claire or Renesmee: Nessie Favorite Vampire Couple: Emmett and Lillabelle (my character) Favorite Wolf couple: Sam and Emily Favorite Volturi vampires: Caius and Jane Favorite Vampire gift: Jasper. I would love to be able to make people feel things. Lol. *evil grin* Favorite Twilight book: Eclipse Least Favorite Twilight book: Twilight x-x-x-x I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT є∂ωαя∂ ¢υℓℓєη αи∂ вєℓℓα sωαη x-x-x-x-x Esme Cullen: More Caring than you since 1940. Carlisle Cullen: More Compassionate than you since 1640 Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine. I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder. WIWAVS: Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. For me, fear is walking in front of a group of people, just to be worried about how they think you look. For me, acting rude and obnoxious in class is normal, no matter how weird you think I am. For me, having bizarre dreams is my escape from the real world. For me, breaking an awkward silence by yelling “MUFFINS!” is the best. For me, hiding my true feelings with a stupid or sarcastic remark, and a good laugh, is natural. For me, making people laugh makes me feel that speck of hope that I am good for something. For me, hilarity is me doing a rain dance in PE in hope of cancelling the mile, and it raining two minutes later. For me, loyalty is my best friend in jail, and me right next to him sayin “DAMN!” For me, bonding time is my best friend in jail, and me in the cell next to him saying “THAT WAS AWESOME LET’S DO IT AGAIN!” For me, friendship is me beating a random girl’s ass...because she told my friend her shoes were ugly. For me, being myself is my friend getting rejected, and me calling up the guy and whispering “7 days...” For me, fun is sending random people in class visual death threats during a lecture, just for the laugh. And at the end of the day, it will all be okay. Because I’ll still smile for someone, and I’ll still laugh for something, and I’ll still live on. My opinion of running the mile and a half: Brianna: Come on, let's go! Me: -panting- fuck...no... friend: BELIEVING IS SUCCEEDING! Me: I BELIEVE!! -starts running- ...-runs 10 feet- Me: Okay. Done believing. My opinion of Miley Cyrus: Random Girl: I follow Miley Cyrus’s tour dates so I know when to go see her when she comes. Me: Really? I follow Miley Cyrus’s tour dates so I know when to leave the city when she comes. My opinion on texting: Me: uhh...Q...Q...WHERE'S THE FUCKING Q?! ...5 minutes later... Me: AHA! FOUUUUND IT!! Mom: what? the Q? Me: no. the send button. My opinion on explanations: Jules: What kind of cell phone do you have? Me: I have the Blackjack 2. Jules: what's a Blackjack 2? Me: THE BLACK THINGY WITH THE BUTTONS THAT GO BEEP. My opinion on friendship: Lady: So, who was that that you were with earlier? Me: Who, Steven? Lady: Yea, you guys looked like you were the best of friends, joking around, laughing…how long have you known each other? Me: ...a day. My opinion on mornings: Jules: Good morning Sunshine! The sun says hello. Me: fuck the sun. My opinion on helping a friend: Tori: Hey guyz! I need help! What would you do if your cell phone got lost in a CORN MAZE when its pitch black outside...?! Me: get down on your hands and knees and pray to god no one mistakes it for a stepping stone. How I think: Me: He broke up with me over a text. Jules: What a jerk. Me: I know! HE DIDN'T USE ANY COMMAS!! Me: JASPER! I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING!! Favorite Twilight Quotes: Bella: "You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home." Emmett: "Fall down again, Bella?" Bella: "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Edward: "How much do you mean by 'a lot', exactly?" Edward: "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" Bella: "What a stupid lamb." Edward: "What a sick masochistic lion." Edward:"Is it naptime already, Alice?" Bella: "Something that Edward didn't want me to know. Something that Jacob wouldn't have kept from me." Save The Olympic Wolf Edward: "Amazing, how can someone so tiny be so annoying?" Alice: "It's a talent." Bella: "I'm sure I still have boundries--like the continental U.S. for example." Edward: "What did you do to this?" Bella: "It didn't want to come out of the dashboard." Edward: "So you felt the need to torture it?" Bella: "You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally." Edward: "You killed it." Edward: "The outside world holds no interest for me without you." Emmett:"I'm really glad that Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around." Alice: "Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teenyist bit prone to overreaction?" Bella: "Er...so, I'm still alive." Edward: "Werewolves constitute as a risk." Bella: "Okay, I believe that. But I want you to know something-when it comes to all this enemies nonsense, I'm out. I am a neutral country, I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes." Edward: "Well, don't be offended, but you smell like a dog." Alice: "Sorry, he paid me off." Bella: "How?" Alice: "The porsche. It's exactly like the one I stole in Italy." Jacob: "We made it, not bad for a prison break, eh?" Bella: "So what's the latest pack scandal?" Edward: "I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often." Jacob: "Can I ask you something?" Bella: "That depends on what you want to know" Jacob: "I'm not trying to be a jerk or anything-- I'm honestly curious." Bella: "Fine go ahead." Jacob: "What's it like-- having a vampire for a boyfriend?" Bella: "It's the best." Jake:"Well...I was wondering...do you...y'know kiss him?" Bella: "Yes" Jake: "Ugh." Jake: "Do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" Edward: "Did you two get in a fight?" Bella: "No, I didn't fight with Jacob. Much. Why?" Edward: "I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." Paul: "Are you gonna eat that hot dog?" Jake: "I guess, I'm so full I'm about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won't enjoy it at all though." -sigh- Paul: -hands ball into fists- Jake: "Sheesh. Kidding, Paul, here." Jake: "And you didn't even stay up to watch me swallow a cow. No, I'm glad you liked it. It was...nice for me, having you there." Alice:"I have forseen..." Jasper:"She was there-- expecting me naturally. She hopped down from the high stool at the counter as soon as I walked in and came directly toward me. It shocked me. I was not sure if she meant to attack. That's the only interpretation of her behavior my past had to offer. But she was smiling. And the emotions that were emanating from her were like nothing I'd ever felt. 'You've kept me waiting a long time,' she said. Alice: "And you ducked your head, like a good southern gentleman, and I'm sorry ma'am." Jasper: "You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." Alice: "This hostage stuff is fun!" End of favorite Quotes :o( EMMETT CULLEN: Stronger than you since 1916 ALICE CULLEN: Predicting your future since 1901 JASPER WHITLOCK: Calming you since 1843 For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders write doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you actually figure out the dates of EVERYTHING that happened in Twilight. Crazy is when you begin to change the names of your stuffed animals that have been named for as long as you can remember, to Twilight names. Crazy is picking up the Twilight perfume/lotion/stuff just to say you have something. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! 30 ways to torture Jacob black 1) shoot him with a silver bullet (Yeah, that may not work, but it's worth a shot. Hehehehehe SHOT! Get it?!) 2) have the Cullen’s rip him to shreds and then set the remains on fire (I might not be able to live with that, but I think I'll live.) 3) gather all the Jacob haters into an angry mob and trample him till he is no more (OOOH! That sounds like fun!) 4) send the volturi after him (Hmmm, that's a possibility.) 5) let Jane use her torture gaze on him. (WHOOO! That sounds like a grand old time!) 6) have Bella kiss Edward right in front of his face (Hmmm. Yeah I could definitely live with that!) 7) throw him in an ocean with man, or I should say wolf, eating sharks (Yup, yup. that would sooo work!) 8) push him off a cliff (Oooh! Could Emmett and Jazzy help me do that? Pwease? YAY!) 9) throw a rock at his head, giving him a concussion (Wow, that does sound like fun!) 10) have Billy run over his toe with his wheel chair, causing him to break his foot (Unfortunately that would only hurt him for a few hours. We're looking for prolonged pain here people!) 11) have Edward knock a little sense into him (wink wink) (I believe Emmett would enjoy helping him with that.) 12) feed him to mutant squirrels (Okay, that works too!) 13) make him choke on his food (Could I make that happen multiple times?? It sounds like I would have a blast!) 14) have Charlie take out his tazer gun and fry him (Hmmm. Could I help him with that??) 15) when he is walking down the stairs, push him and start laughing (Okay!) 16) run him over with your car multiple times (I could do that. Can we use Emmett's jeep?) 17) kick sand in his eyes (Hmmm. I don't know...OKAY!) 18) neuter him (HAHAHAHA!) 19) inffect him with a very deadly disease (No comment.) 20) make him watch barney till his eyes start to bleed (Do I have to watch too?) 21) have Edward throw a refrigerator at him (Can it be Jacob's refridgerator?) 22) when he is a werewolf, take a shaver and shave off all of his hair and then start making fun of him (Oooh! Okay! Count me in!!) 23) have you and your friends take turns beating him with a bat like a piñata (I like pinatas!) 24) have Bella throw him out her window when he tries to get in (Could Edward help her with that? Because well, Bella IS Bella.) 25) spit and flip him off when he says hi to you (I don't think I could do that.) 26) shove dog biscuits down his throat till he can’t talk (OKAY! LET'S GO FOR IT!) 27)kick him where the sun don’t shine (Could Edward or Jazzy do that for me?) 28) Let Edward Strangle him, while you sit back and laugh. (Oooh! Can Jasper help? Pwease? I would especially enjoy that!) 29) call him names (i.e. Dog, mutt, pup, and my personal favorite...MONGREL!) 30) have you and your friends tie him up and give him over to the vampires (Yeah. I could soooo do that!) A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. YOUR REAL NAME: Alexis Anderson 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Snake (OMG) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): RaChelle Academy 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Mountain Dew 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Ldaowe (WTF?!?) 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynnette 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Emma Emmett's the Strongest, Ten reasons to be team Jasper: 1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally. 2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs. 3. He fought in the civil war. 4. He didn't kill Bella. 5. He sparkles. 6. He never left anyone. 7. He showed everyone how to fight. 8. Blonds have more fun. 9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie. 10. He's just that cool. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and the Twilight saga, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. |
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