*blinks* High school student. Washington DC. Schizoid. 90% lesbian. I actually do write stories, and quite a few of them, but they're all either NC-17 or RPS or both, so obviously they don't go up here. There's a link somewhere in my journal to my stories, if you desperately want to read them...

I am compulsively obsessed with Rammstein slash, and am consequently furious with Xing for deleting the RPS. So when I'm here I generally read Harry Potter, Star Wars, various originals, maybe a little Enchanted Forest and Tamora Pierce. I heartlessly attack awful fics in MSTs that never make it to the net. And I liked the lists, while they were here. Ehhh...

If you want me to beta read for you, drop me an email. I promise I won't make fun of you. Even if I end up ripping your fic apart and sewing it back together again.

So. Behold my awful works.