If this World Had Magic has been updated... don't try to think to deeply on the premises. if you do it will stop making sense. keep in mind both stories were started in 6th grade.

But I changed so much of Friends of the Cloak I deleted it and it has been recreate...

Tari is also sharing my profile. Her thingy is at the bottom... She is a guest writer in If This World Had Magic. I had an event that she went to in my book and I wanted to do justice to it... If any of you went to ElfCon down in Florida, she participated in the costume thingy... And she wanted to write her POV of Kal/Eric, Kelle/ Erik wedding... yeah she gots her own profile now tis YoplaitPeachYogurt

Name: Kalle

Hobbies: Read Fanfic, HW... J.K. (growls in frustration at piece of geometry) singing, dancing, tech, & acting, FACEBOOK

Pet Peeves: When technology malfunctions only with me! People who pretend to be a ditzy popular girl or in a less personal, more generic terms WHEN YOU STOP ACTING AS WHO YOU ARE JUST TO IMPRESS SOMEONE ELSE!

Jobs: I am a Preschool Teacher at a Montessori school in Herndon, Va. I also do A/V on weeknights/weekends.

I have a BA in Theater with a minor in Early Childhood Education.

Gender: Female

Pets: one dog, Sheltie named Loki

Favorite Fanfic 'genres': LotR, HP, PotC, PotO, TP (Tortallan Series), Bones and any semi-decent crossover with at least one of those 3 and a general plot concept of the other(s) book/movie/TV show.

Wishes: That the real world was like the world in my fic called If this World Had Magic.

Favorite Genre: FANTASY: Medieval mostly...

My friends on this site (meaning I know who they really are and hang out with them in real life) are Queen of the Insects, Araknia the Storyspinner, and Green Day24. Also Tari who was sharing this profile and now has one as well: YoplaitPeachYogurt. Check my favorite author's & stories list.

I apologize for any quote/spelling/grammar mistakes, in here, stories, or reviews. Sometimes I get too crazy and write down the wrong thing or add extra letters etc. If you want it fixed then review my ficlet and two one-shots.

My Favorites are not in any particular order!(just added when thought of/read/seen/ groups)

Favorite Books:

Lord of the Rings FotR, TT, RotK
Harry Potter1-7 except the epilouge...
The Song of the Lioness Quartet Tamora Pierce
The Immortals Quartet TP
The Protector of the Small Quartet TP
The Daughter of the Lioness Series TP
The Old Kingdom series Garth Nix
The Thrawn TrilogyTimothy Zahn
The Hand of Thrawn Series TZ
The Chronicles of Narnia C.S. Lewis
The Last Herald Mage Trilogy Mercedes Lackey
Heralds of Valdemar ML
Alberich's Series-Exile's Honor, Exile's Valor ML
Take a Thief ML
By the SwordML
Brightly Burning ML
Vows & Honors ML
Wicked Lovely Melissa Marr
Bekah Cooper Trilogy TP
The Winds Series ML
The Storm Series ML
Dragonsong Anne McCaffery
Dragonsinger AM

Favorite Movies:

Lord of the Rings FotR, TT, RotK
Harry Potter 3rd, 6th, 7th
Pirates of the Caribbean 1st
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Life of Brian
Princess Bride
A Little Princess NOT SHIRLEY TEMPLE
Finding Neverland
Batman Begins
Dark Knight
ORIGINAL Star Wars episodes 4, 5 & 6
The Adventures of Robin Hood da one with Errol Flynn
Robin Hood Men in Tights
Classic Disney Movies
Shrek original only
Star Trek: First Contact
Star Trek (2009)
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Serenity
Hidalgo
RENT
Newsies
Sound of Music
Love Actually
Stardust
All 3 Mummy Movies
Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton's)
Benny and Joon
Guardian's of the Galaxy

Favorite Actors(If there's an ellipses @ the end of a line means played more but haven't seen them)

Viggo Mortensen Aragorn, Tom Hopkins...
Christopher Lee Saruman, Count Dooku, Dr. Wonka, 1st High Counselor, The Jabberwocky...
Sir Ian Mckellen Gandalf, Magneto, Voice of Iorek Byrnison...
John-Rhys-Davis Gimli/Treebeard...
Liv Tyler Arwen, Faye...
Cate Blanchett Galadriel, Maid Marian...
Andy Serkis voice of Gollum, an orc...
John Cleese Nearly Headless Nick, part of the Monty Python Group
& the rest- I wish they were still making random videos...
Johnny Depp Sam,Ichabod Crane Edward Scissorhands, Captain Jack Sparrow, James M. Barrie, Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd, Tony 1, Mad Hatter ...
Patrick Stewart Jean luc Picard, Professor Xavier, Claudius...
Whoopi Goldberg Guinan & Cheshire Cat, Shenzi...
Liam NeesonVoice of Aslan, Qui-Gon Jinn, Daniel, Henri Ducard/Ra's Al Ghul
Alan Tudyk Hoban "Wash" Washburne, Squire Wat, Steve the Pirate, Alpha...
Alan Rickman Severus Snape, Colonel Brandon, Marvin, Dr. Lazarus of Tev'Meck/Sir Alexander Dane, Harry, Judge Turpin, Absalom the Blue Caterpillar...
Christian Bail Jack, Batman...
Julie Andrews Mary Poppins, Maria, Queen_...
Chiwetel Ejiofor Operative, Peter...
Tom Hanks voice of Woody... know the movie titles but not names...
Cary Ewles Westly, Robin Hood, Sir Edgar...
Errol Flynn the Adventures of Robin Hood...
Nathan Fillion Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds aka Mal, Caleb, Castle, Captain Hammer...
Gena Torres Zoë Alleyne Washburne, Jasmine...
Morena Baccarin Inara Serra, Maya Griffin, Anna...
Adam Baldwin Jayne Cobb, John Casey, Hamilton...
Jewel Staite Kaywinnet "Kaylee" Lee Fry...
Sean Maher Simon Tam...
Summer Glau River Tam, Russian Ballet Dancer on Angel...
Ron Glass Sheperd Derriel Book...
David Boreanz Angel, Seeley Booth...
Anthony Head Giles, Principal in Dr. Who, King Uther Pendragon...
James Marsters Spike, Captain John Hart, Piccolo, Barnabas, Victor ...
Seth Green Oz, Chris(Voice Family Guy)...
Amber Benson Tara
Eliza Dushku Faith, Echo
Tamoah Penikett Helo, Paul Ballard...
Jamie Bamber Lee "Apollo" Adama...
Edward James Olmos Adama
Brendan Fraser Ben Sullivan, Rick O'Connell, Rick Cabot, Trevor Anderson, Mo "Silvertounge" Folchart, Sgt. Stone...

Favorite TV Shows

MASH
The Simpsons
Star Trek: Original Series (for the cheese/laugh factor)
Star Trek: Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Firefly
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Dollhouse
NCIS
House
Battlestar Galactica (New One)
Castle
Hawaii 5-0 (new one)
Covert Affairs
Bones
Leverage
Rizzoli & Isles
White Collar
Vampire Diaries (Season 1 only)
Nikita
Blue Bloods
Dr. Who
The Librarians

Favorite Musicals/Plays/Operettas/Operas

Spamalot
Gilbert and Sullivan Seen Mikado, Pirates of Pennzance, Iolanthe(those I've got on VHS) and H.M.S Pinnafore
Sound of Music
My Fair Ladymovie
Peter Pan play only
Lion King I was Bonzai (in a summer program) and have original broadway cast cd. need ta see full play
Phantom of the Opera have cd and DVD and need ta see the actual musical
Into the Woods
NewsiesMovie
RENT

Favorite Songs/Bands/CD's that I have

Always Look on the Right Side of Life Life of Brian & Spamalot
Camalot Holy Grail & Spamalot
Brave Sir RobinHoly Grail & Spamalot
You Won't Succeed on BroadwaySpamalot
Lady of the Lake Diva's Lament Spamalot
Shadowland Lion King
Original Broadway: Lion King
May it Be LotR/FotR
Gollum's Song LotR/TT
Into the WestLotR/RotK
All three LotR
The Doors
Enya
Original Broadway for RENT
Into the Woods
Newsies
Sweet Honey in the Rock
Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Favorite Pairings

Keladry/Cleon- reason on that is b/c it should've cont.
Jaina/Zekk- Feelings are obvious just hasn't happened to my knowledge.
Tenel Ka/Jacen- Feelings are obvious just hasn't happened to my knowledge.
And all pairings, unless stated otherwise, that were laid out by the original author!

Favorite Quotes- I'll try to give context both in and out of the quotes...

"Funfunfunfunfun." Introduced by Darking named Leaf in The Realms of the Gods. Who are used in Trickter's Queen as well.
"The three runners became the three walking injured." Peter Jackson talking about how Orlando had broken ribs, Viggo, oh so HOT and a wonderful actor, had two broken toes, and John's scale double had bad knees, when those three had to do their running scenes.
"Oh oh. She picked up chair." Darking named Secret to Aly. Trickster's Queen
"Let us hunt some Orc." Aragorn Lord of the Rings, the movie.
"PPPS. I hope Butterbur sends this promptly. A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried. If he forgets, I shall roast him. Fare Well!" Gandalf 's letter to Frodo, but not delivered.
"ALL girls are Princesses." Sarah Crewe to Miss Minchin and many others A Little Princess, movie.
"Fell beasts awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn! Forth Eorlingas!" Theoden Two Towers-movie.
"RUN AWAY!"-King Arthur & echoed by his knights Monty Python Holy Grail & Spamalot
"Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns... This would be a whole lot eaiser if I wasn't COLORBLIND!" -Donkey Shrek
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar..."-Wash moment before... to Mal in Serenity and nearly anything Jayne says... or Mal... or Wash... or anyone in Firefly/Serenity or just google for quotes and something'll pop up
Zoë: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. From Firefly Episode: Serenity
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well… that'll be an interesting day.
:Pelias' tits, Bard, I'm not a horse I'm not going to kick you! Get on with it: -Yfandes, Vanyel Ashkevron's Companion, to Stefen/ Tylendel- Vanyel's lifebonded Magic's Price last book of Last Herald Mage...
"Not kind," he told her. "Grateful. Admiring. You're getting my shirt wet."- Prince Jonathan of Conte, soon to be knight, to Alanna, near the end of Alanna: The First Adventure.
"I agree; Gary agrees; sometimes I think Jon agrees. But what could we do? King Roald- gods rest his passing- you remember how much he disliked a ruckus. He wanted to forgive and forget, especially forget. He restored Roger's estates, his titles-everything. So now we're stuck with a crazy royal Duke and all those people who think we're cursed for keeping him. Can we talk about something else? I'm getting depressed." -Sir Raoul of Golden Lake to Alanna Lioness Rampant
Mal: Well, what about you, Shepherd? How come you're flying about with us brigands? I mean, shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the Fuzzie-Wuzzies or some such?

Random Favorites (Games, internet etc):

Facebook
Order of the Stick
D&D
Skip Bo (it's awesomely addicting)
Solitaire
Spider Solitaire
Settlers of Catan
Munchkin
Mahjong Titans
YouTube

Random/weird facts/info

For those who have or are planning to get Return of the King Extended DVD, should watch Cameron Duncan: Inspiration for Into the West. It is VERY touching.

Clarification of main characters for The Friends of the Cloak:

Kaladelia, (called Kalle or Kal) Elendil II and Boromir II are triplets;. 3 yrs younger are Ester and Estal (NOT Estel) are twins; 3 yrs younger then twins (6 yrs younger then triplets) is Aramorn; & Kal's lover, Earendil, who is the same age as Kal, he is the son of one of the dunedain that come down to find Aragorn & Cock Robin Smallburrow (a Hobbit Sherriff who is rcognized by Sam)

IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE FINDING ELVISH, FACTS ABOUT ELVES AND THERE CUSTOMS, OR IN GENERAL QUESTIONS ABOUT LOTR GO TO NAVAER LALAITH'S PROFILE AND YOU WILL FIND INFO TO YOUR HEARTS DESIRE.

STUPID HW...STUPID SCHOOL...STUPID AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES/SPORTS... STUPID CAMP! GRRR... :(: I be crazy:):

DRAMA ROX especially MAD Drama :):):):) Soccer! YEAH FOR IMPROV!

IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT FROM ANY COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL IT IS NOT MINE! This is in case I forget to add a disclaimer to a chappie/one-shot.

I can take 'reasonable' flames but NEVER say I did not read the Lord of the Rings Books! I have read the Hobbit and the trilogy, I'm trying to read the Silmirillion. PLEASE R&R! if you have to flame me, don't copy and paste it. actually read my story...

For those of you who like Mercedes Lackey her homepage is www.mercedeslackey.com

Just have a look at this site its awesome:

Click Here only at a time when you have no pressing time engagements...

Enjoy my books!

Love,

Kalle

P.S. This is Tari's section... the guest writer for ItWhM.:

so I have no idea if this is gonna work...evil Mac of DOOM is kinda messing up my editing powers... so...about the Tari... Names: Becca, Tari, Tality, Barbossa's slave (dont ask), Lizzie, Ugoff...and many more! Age: between negative 100 and positive 100. HA! Location: um, compy room! in my house. so nyah! Muses: Francois, Erik, and Boromir just kinda popped in one day so I said the more the merrier! HAHA! Likes: POTO ALL THE WAY! especially Phantom by Susan Kay...drools I love that book! Erik, LotR, most fantasy stuffs, being hyper, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC! I heart singing and playing the violin...which I've played for almost half my life. almost. I love animals! more than people! haha. sarcasm rocks! um, I like people that play/sing in tune! I worship music! Dislikes:rap, people with no sense of pitch, The Fop, people who pretend to be nice when they're not...most people in fact...religion, God...haha. So now that I've scared away most people I have to say that I probably won't post any of my stories here - I'm not a writer, the most I ever did was a crap fanfic that only my 3 best friends read. But I will pop into Kal's stories and give her a hand with Tari's POV and random things she may not have exerienced (ie:ELFCon, etc) oh.. and I MET ELIJAH WOOD! cackles demonically just felt like sharing. ummm, yea. I want to go to Juilliard but I won't get in, but I'm going to try. As you might have noticed, I'm a bit music obsessed...blame Erik! not me. I am a pervy slash fancier btw...Merry/Pippin, Harry/Draco are some of my favorites...but I've come across some oddities like Legolas/Gandalf...quite amusing...but I digress...um, read these stories! and review! but if you flame, Kal sends them to me and I use them to toast Fops...erhm. marshmallows!

That was Tari... she is in the category of INSANE and get's MAD when hyper... as you can see... so yeah... ... but anywho... READ AND REVIEW...

Message me if ya wanna talk...

Love,
Kalle