So, you want to know about little ol' me hmm? Well, i'm sixteen (only just-b-day's the 11th April) and i live near London in England (note the *near* London and not in London, i hate the place. It's too easy to get lost there. Past-times include reading, writing (obviously) , playing video games and drawing (although i have to copy to produce anything half-way decent. I just don't have the imagination to see poses etc in my head).

Current favourites in books include Harry Potter (avily awaiting Bk5), Lord of the Rings, Robert Jordan, Tamora Pierce, William Horwood and the Edge Chrinicles although i only write in the HP fandom.

I also follow anime avidly, namely Gundam Wing, Rurouni Kenshin and Evangelion but i only write in Gundam Wing. I also love the The Legend of Zelda (although sadly, i seem to be alone in this love when it comes to my friends-uncultured neanderthals!) I have one Zelda fic but that will be going soon and replaced with a proper one soon. The plot's all worked out and i've written about 15,000 words so far.

If you're stuck for good fics, have a peek at my Favourite's section (although i tend to just put the stories i'm currently following on there).

Some pretty weird things have happened to me. When i was seven, someome thre a grapefruit-sized flint rock at my head. I still have the scar to prove it (unfortunately not lightning-shaped) and i plead permenant insanity. Whatever it is, i probably did it but didn't realise.

My family is pretty crazy too. One year, we were in Switzerland and swimming in an indoor pool, when mum spotted a black blob on the pool floor. Scared it was a dead bee, mum ordered my sister and i to stand to the side and she called the lifeguard to tell him. This lifeguard didn't speak a word of English and apparently no French either. So, with a distinct lack of verbal commuication going on, my mum resorted to standing in the middle of the pool, flapping her arms and making buzzing noises, interspersed with the occasional 'sting' and consequent expletives. As if that wasn't embarassing enough, when the lifeguard finally understood and fished this bee out of the pool, he picked it up and unravelled a piece of wool. My sister and i wanted to drown.

Fic status:

Order of the Phoenix: It's getting there. I reckon it'll be around 30 chapters. However, owing to GCSEs in a month nd considerable revising before and in between, i very much doubt that it'll be finished by June 21st. If people still want to read it anyway, drop me a line and let me know and i'll do my best to keep up. Otherwise, it may well not be finished. (Although i still plan on writing Bk6)

Mission Nuclear-On hold for the moment whilst i sort out OotP and my new Zelda fic but i don't intend to abandon it and there's a few nice surprises along the way. With luck, it should start to really get going in two or three months.

Ocarina of Time-Will be taken down as soon as mw new Zelda fic is finished (which might be a while). Thanks to the 6 people who reviewed it and sorry it won't be completed. I just lost interest in such an unoriginal plot.

In the Hands of Fate: Ditto as Mission Nuclear. I like the idea but it may take a while to get going. Expect a re-emergence sometime this summer.

In the Works:

Zelda fic (as of yet unnamed). Takes place after OoT and before MM with the assumption that Link lost his memories but remembers some things as if they were a dream. Will be the first of two, possibly three, full length epics.

Mummies Alive!: (likewise unnamed and even plotless) Just a few random ideas, may not amount to anything although it's looking promising!