Hello! there's not much to say I like reading fanfiction stories and have decided to contribute! I love smilies and exclamation points... I'm random but not ridiculously so, I adore the Harry Potter characters Sirius Black, and the Weasley twins, I also obsess over NCIS, BEFORE it was so popular (dramatic gasp right?!) Writing isn't my passion, yet I like fanfics and wanted to read more so I decided to stop being a hypocrite, and WROTE(!) I give Remus a run for his money on my love for chocolate and few people can match my wit (but for those who do-immediate respect). Without sarcasm my life would be incomplete. :)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of Jury duty

I accused your boyfriend of being gay and he hit me with his purse.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I don't want to rain on your parade, I just want to blow up all the floats!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a whatever look on your face.