![]() Hey Miki-Kitty here! I know I haven't posted any stories yet, but I'm going to in a couple of weeks. If you wanna see some storys i wrote, go to wattpad.com and here's a list of my tory's that you can search: Indescribable. The Talent Show. One-Shot. You Changed Me. Now that I think of it, i'm not gonna post on fanfic in a while. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. DO IT!! Very weird things Love you to Death There was once a girl named Ashley who Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Girl Talk Did you know... The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara! 1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs. 2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic. 3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese. 4. Can't help but defend cross dressers. 5. You start to talk like your favorite characters(I say nya sometimes now) 6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled. 7. You have all the books. 8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay. 10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public. 11. You have charas. 12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture. 13. You can name all the characters from memory. 14. You have seen all the episodes. 15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs 16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters. 17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show. 18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical. 19. You can do Bala-Balance. 20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile Friends Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever If you're against abortion, re-post this! MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU -Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. -Please select from the following options menu: -If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. -If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. -If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. -If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. -If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. -If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. -If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. -If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. -If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever. -If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up. This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. 16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. Girls 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. -- 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Men's Group - la computer 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it. Women's Group - le computer 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you' d waited a little longer, you could have got a better model. Who do you think won the gender argument? IT SHOULD BE LE COMPUTER!! Facts 1. A man will pay 2 for a 1 item he wants. A woman will pay 1 for a 2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Text you. ╔══╦ღ═╦══╦╗╔╦ ╗ღ╔╦═ ღ═╗ ║╔╗║╔╗║╔╗║║║║ ║╔╝║ ╔══╝Put this on your Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose -- Me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: " The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind" "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you" "The reason why I don't want you is because I need you" "The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left" "The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you" "The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you" "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life" If you find this incredibly cute and touching, paste this into your profile. (I saw this on youtube once. It featured SasuSaku. Just felt like I had to mention that.) Did you know... 9) Saying you're a gangster doesn't really mean your a gangster. 10) Being a nerd may make you unpopular in high school, but in the future you can order Chicken McNuggets from the popular kids. ▒▒Put Put Funny right?RANDOM!!!! |
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