Heyyyyyyyy! The Writing Thief here!

Favorite Book: The Outsiders

Favorite TV show: BIG TIME RUSH :) (they're also my favorite band.)

Favorite movie: Transformers or the Pirates of the Caribbean Series (GO JACK! I LOVE YOU BABY! GO SWORD SOMEONE!)

Plans for the future: I really wanna go to college someday. I'm not sure what I want to be yet... I'm really interested in FBI and CSI work, so I might want to work in the Pentagon or something. I also go to a preforming arts school (But I just take some classes there. I don't go full time.), so I would like to be an actress one day. Ever since I was little, I've wanted to be a vet. I sorta have a connection with animals. So it's all between those three.

Besides that... I want to be a wife and a mother.

Personality: I'm generally crazy, and people always expect that to be my ONLY quality. But... I have another side. I mostly describe myself as Anne Frank. She says she has a nicer side, but it's hidden and she's afraid to show it. That's me. I'm not crazy all the time, I just like to have fun. I also (besides the fact I'm in love tih him) describe myself as James Diamond in Big Time Rush, played by James Maslow himself! His character likes to be crazy and have fun... but if you look hard enough, you know he's got this other side that he doesn't show as often.

Note: I used to update like crazy on here, but I don't update much now. I become obsessed with something then... BAM! Ugh, I don't wanna do that anymore! Let's order some pizza! But I give you my word, I will never change. Ever. Watch someone make me. It's not probable (Nothing is impossible! Jack Sparrow told me so!). I mean, I'm just a girl who loves long walks to the fridge, savvy? Complications arise, and I ensure the ones to come. Sometimes you'll see little one-shots from me. The only reason I turned off my PM-ing is beacause I'm never on anymore, and I get enough Facebook and Twitter alerts as it is. And if you guys get e-mails from Barnes and Noble, you know they blow up your e-mail.

That's it for now. :) Stay Gold :)

A letter to Sandy. You're welcome Soda. :)

Dear Sandy,

You are a very horrible person. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO SODAPOP?!? WHY?!? WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU? HE HAS LOVED YOU AND YOU CHEATED ON HIM!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT? If he had become emotionally scared because of you, I would have flown to Florida and- you know what? I'm not even gonna say it. Just... BYE! :(

Yours truely,

The Writing Thief and many others.

Random Moments:

Science Class-

Me: *talking to teacher* So let me tell you how I got hurt at acting class-

Teacher: You got hurt at acting class?

Me: I HAD TO DIE AND I FELL TOO HARD OKAY?!

The Mall-

Me: *is wearing Heely's (those shoes with wheels in the heels) and getting farther from friends*

Random guy: Hey! Can I wear those?

Me: *starts taking shoe off* Do you want to?

same random guy passes later

Guy: Heyyyyy.

Me: Heyyyyy *waves and winks*

My friend: Who was that?

Me: We're Heely buddies. He wore my shoes earlier.

My friend: How long have you known him?

Me: *looks at iPhone* 30 minutes, tops.

Acting Class- *Note- All names for this section have been changed for privacy reasons. I only did this because I have so many moments with different people here it gets confusing writing 'Friend 1' 'Friend 2' 'Guy Friend 1' etc...

doing an improv scene

Toby: Hey girl!

Me: Hey! :)

Toby: I want to tell you something...

Me: Yeah?

Toby: *leans in* Applebee's at five?

whole class cracks up

Me: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?! *laughing*

Toby: ... I wrecked a boat once...

Playing Press Conference (someone goes outside and the people inside think of something [ex: Jack Sparrow running for president] and the person comes back inside and the others ask questions and the other person has to guess who they are based on the questions)

James (was picked to go first): *grabs my arm* Come with me!

Me: Uhhh ok?

mes back in five minutes later

we sit on the floor

Toby: How much did everything cost?

James: 6 gazillion trillion dollars (we have no idea what they are talking about yet, btw)

Justine: My mom lost her job to come see your event. What do you have to say for yourself?

Me: Um... Pass!

Justine: You can't pass!

Me: WELL I JUST DID!

Kristina: Will you be using your business to honeymoon with?

James: ... we love to ski...

Me: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAWAII FOR OUR HONEYMOON!

Bryce: When will you be recieving the title to the throne?

Me and James at the EXACT same time: WE'RE PRINCESS KATE AND THE PRINCE GUY!

Classmates: YES! Now what business are you opening?!

James: NEVER MIND THAT! I'M MARRIED! *hugs me and won't let go*

Me: James, you can let go now...

James: I can't! It's illegal!

O-O-O-O-O

doing an improv skit

Me: Do you sell ANYTHING useful here?!

James: Miss... this is an INCONVENIENT STORE!

Me: I'm just looking for a present for my nephew!

James: Used toliet paper.

class cracks up

Me: EW! NO! Do you have anything else?

James: A tool box!

Me: Great. How much?

James: Used toliet paper.

class starts laughing

Me: So I have to buy used toliet paper in order to pay you for a tool box which I don't even WANT?!

James: Or of course you can get some lovely squirrel skin...

O-O-O-O-O

preforming a skit and deciding who will be who

Me: *trying to think of an accent to use for my character* Let's be British!

Bryce: Hola! :)

O-O-O-O-O

Me: Guess what?

James: What?

Me: I had softball practice today!

James: *starts laughing*

Me: What?

James: You're so innocent.

Me: Nuh uh! Watch this! *angrily goes over to our teacher* YOU SIR ARE A EUNUCH! *goes back over to James*

James: What did that prove?

Me: Do you know what a eunuch is?

James: ... Do I want to know?

O-O-O-O-O

playing actor's nightmare, which is when someone reads out of a book of skits and the other improvs

James and I are up, our scene is that I am a nurse at an old folks' home who is trying to get everyone to bed, and James is an elderly man

James *who has the book* : Does it work?

Me *who is improving* : Your bed works just fine, sir. Let's go.

James: Please, just once.

Me: Umm... excuse me? *keep in mind this book is slightly disturbing... we've had problems with it before*

James: I know you want it, too.

Me: WHAT?

James: Do it again...

the whole class is on the ground laughing

Me: Sir...

James: C'mon Cindy! Live a little!

Me: ... WHO'S CINDY?!

James: Wrap it around...

The whole class: Oh my God! *starts laughing*

Our teacher: *takes the book from James* Ok! Enough there!

O-O-O-O-O

playing another game of actor's nightmare with the dreaded book

Me *improving as a lady who is trying to go out and leave a babysitter with my kids* : Ok, dinner's in the fridge. Make sure they're in bed by nine...

Bryce *reading the book* : Don't go out there!

Me: Excuse me?

Bryce: There's bears out there.

Me: Oh it's okay. I called a taxi. *moves to leave but Bryce grabs my arm*

Bryce: What if they killed Olivia?

Me: Can I go now?

Bryce: You're right... Olivia wasn't killed by a bear! She died from cancer...

Me: Good. I hated her.

the whole class starts laughing

Bryce: But she was locked in that room! She was clawing her way out! Her fingers... her cold, bloodied fingers...

Me: Can you please go watch my kids so I can leave?

Bryce: WHAT IF SHE COMES TO HAUNT US?!

Me: ... then we tell her that we hated her and to go away.