Doctor Shemphide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for BioShock, Pokémon, and Minecraft. Shemp: Noun. An outdated slang term meaning an uncool or unpopular person. Doctor Shemp is a student and aspiring author from Missouri. He/she/it is totally inept at social interactions over the internet. I love kittens and excessively violent movies. Shark finning is bad, kay? In my spare time I play Minecraft and probably write fanfiction. I love to paint with ink, rock climb, hike and wear black felt hats. I'm just that awesome. Likes: Dolphins, snakes, Bioshock, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, (OMG Nny marri me evn tho u r a czy killr I CAN FiX U!!!!) the color green, Colin Fix, plants, lizards, running water, Braid, big cities, V: The New Series, Doctor Who, cats, stoplight trapfish, HTTYD, Lilo and Stitch, Yuri Lowenthal, Angry Birds, caves and large, colorful rocks. Dislikes: Wolves, rude people, the color yellow, cars from the 1970's, writing scripts, internet drama, people who hate snakes and/or only think fluffy animals are important (Google "mouse plague," kids. You'll LOVE snakes after that) advanced chemistry, balancing equations, slow school computers, and bad CGI movies. Stuff is great. Nuff said. Cheers, Skull |
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Testing, One, Two, Three by Intergalactic Asher reviews
Twilight antific, Portal fanfic. Bella wakes up in an Aperture Science test chamber; lulz and cake shall follow. AU for both verses.I feel terrible knowing I created the Twilight/Portal crossover section, but I hope this fic is worth it.
Crossover - Twilight & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella - Complete
Between Sane and Insane by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
Crazy people don't know they're crazy, and there's no one left to reassure them otherwise. Not with words, anyway. Oneshot.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jack R. - Complete
Upon Reflection by CrimsonCobwebs reviews
Thinking is overrated. Oneshot.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
Take Flight by DestinyIntertwined reviews
Her heart started to beat almost painfully against her ribs as she balled the fabric of her dress in her dainty hands, petrified by the seemingly unknown presence of the beast that belted out such a powerful shriek.-Based on Bioshock Infinite-
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2010
Shutter by Honeyfish reviews
3 and 4 find a warning in an old film reel, but danger is in the eye of the beholder. After all, what is living without taking some chances?
Crossover - Doctor Who & 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, 4 - Complete
The Animal Lover by Midwich Cuckoo reviews
An old man, whose two pets were the sole joy of his life, dies.
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Jon Arbuckle - Complete
The Omen by Invader-Hime reviews
Foreboding Gwevin One Shot. Gwen can't shake the feeling that something is wrong...that something is about to happen. There is an omen in front of her face, but for the life of her, she doesn't know what it means.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
The Shadow And The Flame by Twilight Destroyer reviews
From the darkness...has come a terrible evil. He does not want the Omnitrix. He does not want to conquer the world. He wants Benjamin Tennyson. DEAD.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Ben T., Gwen T.
The End of the Universe by The Smiling Shadow reviews
At the end of the Universe everything becomes clear and calm. Everything died but he remained up until the end. And at the end the Doctor after all his lives is able to reflect and finally reach utter joy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Rain by Twilight Destroyer reviews
A story of how somethings must come to terms with their existance. And how others will defy their very life.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006
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For Your Kindness reviews
As far as you knew, you were doing the right thing. You turned the other cheek. What a terrible monster you are. Post-BS2
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - G. Alexander
The Average People reviews
Nobody is normal. To be totally average is the opposite of normal. Sometimes we see people that we think are strange, abnormal-something to be gossiped about and avoided on the street. We never realize how strange we are ourselves. :Post Minerva's Den:
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011
Sunday at the Beach reviews
I left the beach on a Sunday. The shore seemed close enough. As I set my boat in the water, I thought that anywhere would be better than here. :Survival:
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
What We Leave Behind
People don't consider how different we are from them. Our friends, our companions, our defenders-Pokemon do not see this as we do.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gastrodon/Tritodon