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Hi ppl of the world!! My name is Laura and I don't usually tell a lot about myself but I do live in the US.

Tell my heart to stop beating. Tell my mind to stop thinking. Throw a stone into the ocean and tell it to stop sinking. Tell the sky not to be so blue. Well that's like telling me not to be in love with you.

“The future is knocking on the door. Once we answer it we welcome a new journey, but let us not forget the previous journeys we have traveled for it is those journeys that define who we were, but not who we become.”

"It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you can still love them with all the little pieces"

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

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Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
New Life by cowza reviews
After their marriage, Bella has disappeared, shattering Edward and the Cullens. When Emmett finds her, alone in a strange city, can he figure out what has happened and make things right? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,525 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
My Major by Major Whitlocks Little Soldier reviews
What if in New Moon Bella found a new mate? Jasper was never apart of the Cullen coven he is Major Jasper Whitlock the most feared vampire in the world also known as the god of war.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,627 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Anything For You by Bob The Builder Of Stuff reviews
When Arya Svit-kona is sent out in search of Eragon after his mysterious disappearance, something completely unexpected folds out. Read this adventurous story that will keep you constantly on your toes! NOW INCLUDES GREENIE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
A Different Life by rockchic777 reviews
Selena decided to keep Eragon instead of giving him away to her brother. But was that the right decision or would things have been better if she didn't keep him? Plz R&R. Brisngr spoiler in chapter 8
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Eragon S., Murtagh
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,607 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Deloi, Vindr un Brisingr by highandlow reviews
This my view on book 4 from the inheritance cycle. where there will be a lot of ExA moments but dont worry it will not be all out love at the start i will pace it also i do not know if i will ever finish it but that depends on my reviews so please do
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Arya, Eragon S.
Writer's Block and Complaints by Witchy Pixie reviews
Christopher Paolini is paid some visits.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Isabella Marie Swan Princess of Volturi by Vampiregurl26234 reviews
After the Cullens left Victoria found Bella and changed her into a vampire. After 10 years she went to the Volturi and they made her the Princess of the Volturi. Sorry I stink at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Going Up In Flames by X-Awsome-UserName-X reviews
One-Shot. After the final battle, Alagaseia is free. But how did it finally happen and where are Eragon and Saphira now? Arya's heartbreak becomes our final chapter. Based on events up to the end of book 3.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Newborn by Bloody-Mad reviews
A half-vampire child is found by the Cullens in a forest. Her name is Bella. As she spends time with the Cullens she grows and learns and loves, but will she ever learn of her gruesome past? Will she want to? HIATUS pple, sorry bout that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,377 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Volturi Princess by MysteryGirl5425 reviews
Bella is running away from her father, Aro Volturi, so that she doesnt have to be apart of his guard. I suck at summaries. My first Fanfiction! normal pairings! please tell me if i can make the story better or give me some ideas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Isabella X by mrsnessieblack reviews
Isabella X is an Angel experiment designed by the Volturi to destroy vampires. She discovers her fate and races to hide from the Volturi, efficiently landing in Forks, Washington. Takes place in Twilight through Eclipse. Full summary inside. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,789 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fate's Game by Burrosis reviews
-Chapters edited- My version of Book IV. Hope you like. I don't think anything else needs to be said. ExA
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Arya, Eragon S.
Triplets vs Triplets! by deductivereasoning reviews
Bella, Alice & Rosalie find out they're adopted, and are Carlisle Cullen's triplet daughters! They move in, to find out that Edward, Emmett and Jasper are living in the mansion along with them. Will sparks fly? Better summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Adopted by 1-twilighter-1 reviews
Bella is being abused by Charlie, But When Someone she never expects shows up at her door, Everything Changes. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Time, a friend or foe? by Woody2792 reviews
After Oromis' and Glaedr's deaths, Eragon find life hard to cope with. With Arya's help, they form a team that they hope is strong enough to beat Galbatorix. Along the way are many obstacles to overcome... 4th book interpretaion, ExA. post Brisingr.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,562 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Tomorrow You'll Be Worlds Away by Schizophrennic Muffin reviews
Eragon and Saphira are thrown into the world of Twilight. How will they deal with the fact that they're not present to help the Varden and Surda overthrow the Empire? Can the Cullens be of any help to them? Read and find out.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Twin Sapphires by ragnorokrising reviews
Brom's dragon survived the attack that fateful night. He goes into hiding and only resurfaces when the red and blue eggs are stolen to get them back form morzan. Now he must raise Murtagh and Eragon in Ellesmera as Dragon Riders. I hope Oromis can help
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Brom, Eragon S.
The Adventures of Emmett Cullen by Mrs Emmett McCarty reviews
Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time? OOC at some points. This story is not finished and won't be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Just a Game of Truth or Dare by InheriGirl reviews
Just a normal game of truth or dare...right? Oh no, definitely not with your favorite Inheritance cycle characters, especially when they start to go a little whack!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Crash Into a New Beginning by Mimidearr reviews
Bella & Alice both love their lives,they wouldnt ask for more or less.When a devastating car crash takes their parents lives and threatens theirs,how will these tramatized twins react to being saved and living in a house full of vampires? all reg pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Alice, Bella
Wings and Immortals by Bella-Piano reviews
Bella Swan isn't human. She moves in with her uncle to learn more about her kind. When there she meets Edward Cullen, the vampire. What happens? Read to find out! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,276 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Mystical Cullen Diaries! by onpermanenthaitus reviews
Mwhahaha the cullens get online diaries! rated T because I have recently found out it is against my very being to write a child appropriate story, there is some swearing and suggestive themes. you've been warned... R and R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
A Song of Ice and Brisingr by You Can't Stop The Pain reviews
A collection of parodies that are actually written grammatically correct. If you are a fan of A Song of Ice and Fire, Sword of Truth, Star Wars, Conker, Twilight, and many more, this will have some...shocking surprises. Please R&R. Flames are welcome.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
Eragon Truth or Dare remake by worm78921 reviews
What happens when Eragon, Arya, and the rest of the Inheritance gang join up for a game of truth or dare?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Won't Say I'm in Love by Drownedinlight reviews
Arya is in denial about her feelings for Eragon? Can Islanzadi, Nasuada, Katrina and Human!Saphira convinse her otherwise? In song? CH7: To the market with Ichiro!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,921 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
A Simple Mistake, a Twist In Fate by Drownedinlight reviews
That night when Durza ambushes her, Arya casts a spell to send the egg away. The only thing is she does not let go. [Alternate Universe]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2007
Beauty and the Beast by Silence is Silver reviews
Sequel to A New Bella! What happens when Bella's alter ego comes back. This is the story of the beast inside the beauty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
Alagaesian Computers by Jedi Master Evenstar reviews
Oh no! People in Alagaesia have discovered the Interenet! How long will it take for them to mess it up? Read and Review. Flames will be ignored, but constructive critisism is always welcome. Rating for language in later chapters
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
A New Bella by Silence is Silver reviews
You Know the story Edward leaves and Bella gets turned into a vampire. Well in my story Bella gets turmed and she is one of the most powerful vampires in the world. She is differant. She is no longer the weak Bella,When the Cullen family meets her again!p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,251 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Isabella X reviews
Isabella X is a part of the Volturi's plot to create a new species to create an army. They are natural-born vampire hunters, with wings, sharp reflexes, and the instict to kill. Bella is not as helpless as we thought... *This is an adopted story*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bella, Edward