Well I finally felt it time to actually write something here (yeah okay my ex-housemate, vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge, finally wore me down to doing this). So where to start...

Not much to say really. Am 22. LOVE fanfiction, anime & manga!!! Have become totally addicted (am sure it will eventually(already has) ruin(ruined) my life, but who cares about that now?!). Also love CHOCOLATE!!! (I mean who doesn't?(bar lactose intolerant people, and them I just feel sorry for :C ) )

Sort of a mental, easily distracted chibi (shorty for those of you unfamiliar to Japanese). This is probably why I will, with much difficulty, SLOWLY update my FINALLY posted fanfiction (too easily distracted see?). But yeah am sure I'll eventually get round to it so please just be patient :P You will be rewarded (I hope) :)

Not really big news anymore - Have begun to publish a chunk of stories I've been writing (with more soon to follow, hopefully). This includes another joint venture with vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge and possibly another chapter of 'Homeward Bound' if we can squeeze it in round work and all these other stories :D

EXTENDING CONTINUAL APOLOGIES - I understand that it has been quite some time since I posted/updated any of my stories. For this I truly apologize and the only reason I can offer is that I am being constantly ambushed by plot bunnies, but not for the same stories/fandoms (which is SO INFURIATING!!!). So once I get seriously writing there will probably be a huge splurging of stories onto here. And if vegetablewillhavetheirrevenge and I can wangle it (cause we now live some distance apart and so have trouble finding good times to co-write) we shall endeavor to finish writing and post more chapters of those stories you lot love :)

Good Quotes/Stuff I find amusing

I thought if I threw the mushroom into the river the world would explode with flowers and rainbows. - Fable

Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Realists know that someone will have to wash the glass. - Unknown (like this quote and it's many variations a lot. For the record I'm a realist)

Optimists think the glass is half full. Pessimists think the glass is half empty. Gamers ask 'I drink it, what happens?' - Unknown (also like this quote a lot. And if I'm not a realist, then I'm a Gamer for sure - probably both tbh)

The 50-50-90 rule – Anytime you have a 50:50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% chance you’ll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

It's all fun and games, until someone loses an eye...then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. - James Hetfield

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Oprah Winfrey

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ... words might hurt me deeply, causing great emotional, mental, and psychological damage leading to a lowered self-esteem and decreased work-related efficiency.- SNL

Experience: The most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my god do you learn. - C. S. Lewis

It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. - Woody Allen

The angel on my shoulder was gang raped by the devil from the other shoulder and the voices in my head - Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! - Sherrilyn Kenyon (my kind of thinking)

If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time - unknown

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't exactly give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it to be improved. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

TOP 10 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME!
1. You're never alone. You can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jackets are one size fits all.
9. You always take drugs and they aren't illegal.
10. There's no need to worry about people annoying you, they generally give you a wide berth.

Will update if I think of anything relevant, interesting, mildly amusing or just plain odd.

So until then...well hopefully anyway...\('_')/

Also if you enjoyed any of my fics (especially the collaboration pieces) I suggest you head on over to my co-author's profile to view her stories. Search for vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge.

And lastly: Don't tell the normal people about the bunnies! The bunnies'll get you nowhere but committed!!