Gender: Male

Age: For me to know and you to guess and be horribly wrong.

Birthday: January during one of its 30 days

Residence: middle of nowhere somewhere East

Religion: unspecified on the is God real or not concept, and I really like evolution with all the DNA and other things like fossil records or carbon dating that place this earth much older than the good book says. This is my OPINION okay just want to get that clear.

Family: One sister, no brothers, have both parents, four dogs

Hobby's: Reading, Playing any thing, proving teachers wrong, making my own programs on a computer in binary code, playing clash of clans, making lists of my hobbies, talking to random old people and convincing them i am their relative.

Favorite Food: souls of the innocent creatures that fell into my vicious hands and are mutilated by steam and butter, then served with a plant torn from the ground and viciously chopped into edible pieces. But after that it has pepper delicately peppered atop its mountain of the savory flesh and destroyed plants. (shrimp with a salad and pepper.)

Favorite Quotes:"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

"It couldn't have been that bad of a decision if they didn't come back in time and stop you."

A How To Guide to Rember PJO And HOO

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…:

• There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

• Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

• When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

• You burn food to see if it smells good.

• You sometimes try to control water.

• You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

• You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

• Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

• Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

• You are a PJO character for Halloween.

• Recite lines randomly from the books.

• When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

• You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

• You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

• You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

• You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

• You give all your siblings god parents.

• You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

• You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

• You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

• You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

• you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

• you watch the movie and read the book every chance you get.

• you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

• you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

• you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

• you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

• every-time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

• every-time somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

• you talk about them nonstop.

• You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

• You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

• Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

• You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

• You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

• You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

• You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

• You think George Bush is a son of Ares

• You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses??)

• When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

• You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

• Every-time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

• You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

• Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

• You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a test.

• And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

• You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

• When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

• Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

• You're in love with a fictional character

• You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

• You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

• You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

• You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

• You know which pages the good parts are on.

• You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

• You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

• You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

• You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

• You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

• You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

• You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

• You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

• Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

• You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

• You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

• The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

• On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

• You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

• You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

• You know PJO better then most sane people

• You have links to every great PJO site

• You add things to the list every day

• You know what you would do if you were Percy

• You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

• At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

• You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

• For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

• Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

• You are trying to learn Greek

• You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

• Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

• You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

• You just have to research more about greek mythology

• You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

• About 75/100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

• You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

• You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

• Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

• A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

• You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter/son of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

• You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

• You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

• You want to learn Latin

• You copy/paste this onto your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.

xYou love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

xYou've played with/against boys on a team.

xShopping is torture.

xSad movies suck.

xYou own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.

xSports are fun

xTalk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night