Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Sherlock's little brother pays an unexpected visit to Baker Street, and, much to John's surprise, it turns out that Sherlock isn't that bad an older brother. (Sherlock/Skyfall crossover)

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

While chasing down a pyromaniac with a fondness for burning down museums, Neal is forced to go undercover as a prostitute. When things go wrong, Neal & Peter must face up to the fact that once a fire's kindled, it's hard to put out without getting burned.

Sherlock Holmes, criminal genius and greatest business rival to Jim Moriarty, is in need of a doctor with loose morals and a quick trigger finger. Lucky, then, that he has a debtor whose brother is a retired army doctor, recently returned from Afghanistan. AU; John/Sherlock; OCs

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.

Much of Sherlock's past is ugly and troubled, as John abruptly finds out - and almost wishes he hasn't. Yet maybe he can be the one to reconcile that past with the present and future? **Some scenes will be of a disturbing nature** Please read & review

My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.

Sequel to "Promise to the Living". Sherlock, John, Mycroft, and Lestrade investigate the devil's reappearance in Devon County after 160 years. What they find out places their lives- and John and Mycroft's relationship- in jeopardy.

Sherlock has very dangerous information, which very dangerous people want. They have Sherlock. Imprisoned, almost helpless, can Sherlock's brilliant mind overcome pain and terror, to keep the secret, and John, safe? Same title for chapters 1-3, rated T

When John is broken, Sherlock should be the one to pick up the pieces. There's a problem though - John's determined to keep this from his housemate. Mentions of violence and rape with eventual hurt/comfort goodness.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

Neal, Jones, Diana and Peter are all absorbed in paperwork they would rather Elizabeth not know about.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

John Watson once heard that if you make one thousand paper cranes, you get one wish. AU Post-Reichenbach as of 1/15/12. John/Sherlock. Soft spoilers for series two.

After the Reichenbach Fall, John doesn't want to go on without his best friend. Mycroft Holmes acts on his promise to keep John safe. Rated T for attempted suicide and depression.

There are people in this world who do terrible things, depraved things. There are some cases that even Sherlock Holmes doesn't want to solve. He is human after all, he does have a heart: one he's hidden away, and with good reason. Even from John.

Sometimes people make crossroads deals you wouldn't expect.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

"The Holmes brothers had a culture all of their own making; when it came to what the rest of society would do there was quite a clear 'them and us' divide" A look at snippets of Sherlock and Mycroft's rather complex relationship.

I was doing one-word Sherlock fic requests. I had a lot of requests and I decided to compile them here. My favorites are 'Sorry' and 'Don't'. You can decide yours, if you'd like. No smut, really, but there are vague sex scenes.

He didn't know whether it was all an elaborate test or a halfhearted suicide attempt. He wouldn't put either one past Sherlock, and it could very well have been both.

'"You know I don't like storms, John. They unsettle me," Sherlock sleepily stated into John's neck.' Slash JW/SH fluffy fic.

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

Draco has a thing for Harry, but is so sure that his feeling aren't reciprocated that he wastes his chance. Pansy takes matters into her own hands to ensure a happy ending. Hogwarts fic, 8th year. Adult content.

" He briefly wondered if he could reasonably call off 'on account of kidnapping and sedation'..." -Mycroft's 'interview' techniques have not evolved much over the years; Lestrade's first meeting with 'big brother'.-

There are so many different ways to die. Written for the 2011 Holmestice December Fest.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Sherlock returns to John post Reichenbach and attempts to atone, but the memories of his downfall are fresh in his mind. Sherlock/Moriarty, Sherlock/John.

A bit of non-crack, non-slash humor, focusing on the "domestic" relationship between John and Sherlock and some of the facepalm-type moments they have together. Rated T so I can freely employ some Sweary!John and maybe some SexuallyOblivious!Sherlock

Christmas with the Holmes family. Johnlock, angsty Mystrade. Rated for eating disorders.

Grieving over Sherlock's death at Reichenbach, Mycroft tries to kill himself. The botched attempt damages his heart and leaves him with two weeks to live. He never expected Gregory Lestrade to come along.

Another chance for Vanyel & Tylendel, but nothing's ever easy. [ AU right after Staven. YAY CHAPTER 6! ]

Of first meetings. My first feeble attempt at Mystrade!

Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!

The Tenth Doctor - bearing the burden of a prophecy foretelling his death - visits an aged, dying Donna Noble in her hospital room and gives her the option to remember him - and her adventures with him - in her last minutes. Warily, she accepts. Oneshot.

Can you really trust your first impressions? An adaptation of the simply wonderful novel, by the genius Jane Austen.

Moriarty gave Sherlock and John an iPhone. But no charger. The battery won't last forever, so they decide to buy as many things as they could before it dies. Because hey, they're not paying for it.

John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.

AU HOGWARTS. Hotson & Mystrade. John and Sherlock have been friends since their first day in school, but when John begins to feel that friendship isn't enough things get complicated. Set during their sixth year. And now a prequel: Stay where I can see you

How did it get so late so soon?

The first time Sherlock Holmes says 'I love you' to John Watson, he is standing next to him in a small church. The first time Mary Morstan says 'I do' to John Watson, he is staring at Sherlock Holmes with wide eyes. warnings for angst and eventual slash

Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.

After the events of Reichenbach, John is injured and gets amnesia. Mycroft, who promised Sherlock he would care for John, steps in and acts as John's older brother. This causes problems when Sherlock returns. Eventual J/S.

Somewhere in the depths of the universe, and somewhere in the middle of Sherlock's chest, a star goes into supernova.

After Mycroft meets Detective Inspector Lestrade he invites him to lunch. Pre-Mystrade because I have so many Mystraders as friends .

Sherlock and John go out to dinner for a case. Shenanigans ensue, squid is almost eaten, pianos are played, and maybe some crime will be solved if they have the time.

John would shield Sherlock from anything if he had to. Even if that meant protecting him from the truth. Implied S/J. Dark.

Their old world has crumbled around them and he relishes the thought of rebuilding it; imperfect and broken. Theirs.

In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.

...You see the battlefield. John Watson knows this, and he still can't keep away. There's something both men see in the other, that pulls them together. A series of vignettes of 221b Baker Street. Slash, or Pre-slash - JohnSherlock.

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

Alternative ending to Reichenbach Falls - John knew all along. J/S friendship.

Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...

"You see, you made a real hash of things for the people upstairs. You're not supposed to die today, but you've obviously gone out and seen to that. So, yeah, you did die, but now you're getting the opportunity to fix that."

Pressing shuffle on my iPod and seeing where it takes us. Oneshots. CONTAINS PRESLASH/SLASH. T for safety.

WARNING for implied torture. Jim Moriarty cares about three things: mathematics, the game, and understanding what makes Sherlock Holmes tick. John becomes a victim of all three. Mathematics-heavy. De-anon from kinkmeme.

Sherlock Holmes vanishes at Reichenbach Falls, presumed dead. John spends the next three years trying to move on. J/S

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Just as they are about to celebrate their first anniversary as a couple, John is seriously injured. Sherlock, and other's wait and hope for a happy outcome, while trying to find the responsible parties. S/J established relationship.

Not all TARDISes are the same. In the "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective, and a Scot" verse. John/Sherlock

He's in shock. It's the only explanation for why, as he looks at John standing by the pool, Sherlock ignores the clues and concludes only that his friend was Moriarty all along. He's never been in shock before. But then, he's never had a friend before.

Torchwood crossover. John and Sherlock meet Torchwood for the first time. J/S

I was enjoying myself immensely until I died.

John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson

No dragon or consulting detective can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it. Even if it's a silly, pointless fantasy novel. And after all, Sherlock is BORED. Oneshot; Sherlock reads "The Hobbit." ;

Weddings suck. Torchwood/HP crossover. Ianto/Draco, mentions of Ianto/Jack, Draco/Harry.

All Sherlock wants is to go home; home to John.

...Indeed To Keep Anything He Ever Wanted To See Again in the Pocket of the Blue Raincoat He Bought On Sale Last June, and One Memorable Time He Didn't ; cusp of relationship

Tell me if you heard this one. Sherlock and John go camping...

A Shakespeare-Sherlock adaptation. T for infrequent language, some Sherlock OOC moments, just a bit of fun for when I'm supposed to be revising. I don't own Twelfth Night or Sherlock or there'd be much more Sherlock/John love...

John, Sherlock, a violin and an accident with lasting damage. Rated for permanent character injury.

Jisa/Treven need help with Council matters and disturb Vanyel on his night off. Total fluff. All characters belong to Mercedes Lackey. Reviews welcome!

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.

Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.

The five times Sherlock helped John deal with memories of the war, and the one time John helped Sherlock. Requested fic. Rated for my own safety. John/Sherlock established relationship.

"Oh that's right, you love me! I never quite got the definition of that word did I? Very complicated. Too many variables." A look into the relationship between Mycroft and Sherlock. M for language and brief violence. Slash S/J Written as a gift exchange

When Sherlock and John broke that morning, Lestrade picked up the pieces. Now who would pick up the pieces of Lestrade?

What Lestrade needed that night was distance. What he wanted was a few hours alone in which to grieve. What he got was Sherlock Holmes picking the lock of his front door.

One sided John/Sherlock. John and Harry have tea. Preslash.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

The first and only time John saw Sherlock and Anderson work well as a team without complaint, they were performing CPR on Lestrade.

If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.

Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen

Lestrade left his wife for Sherlock two and a half years ago. Now John Watson has arrived and Lestrade can feel the world he knows shifting around him.

Ate some bad oysters while on my Hiroshima area vacation. This story is the result: sibling bonding and vomit. It came out way more serious than I expected. You have been warned. John & Harry Watson. Rated T for lots of profanity. Genfic. no bulimia

Sherlock is taken during a case and comes to some realizations. Buried alive. Non-explicit slash. Partially stolen from an old episode of CSI

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

This is a goofy filk to the tune of the "Firefly Main Theme," dedicated to all of the Browncoats who are fans of Sherlock.

A series of drabbles written for the Valentine's Day theme. Pairings: Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock/John, Clara/Harry, Mycroft/not!Anthea, Mrs. Hudson/Skull

Written for SherlockBBC fic Prompt: Sherlock is injured badly after TGG & paramedics cut off some of his clothing revealing his body is covered in scars. Now everyone knows something very bad happened to Sherlock. How does Sherlock react? Pt. 2: Slash

After things go south with Cuddy, House does something he knows is stupid. But it never crossed his mind that it could go so terribly wrong. WARNING for violence, sexual assault. Not explicit but NOT a pleasant story.

How Sherlock met Sebastian from The Blind Banker and just how very wrong it all went… And how John unknowingly made it all better years later.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

When John is 17, he wishes goblins would come take his annoying little sister away.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

The aftermath to torture will never be fun. Slash, mentions of toture, John/Sherlock, slight mention of jokey John/Mycroft. An epilogue to Bound and Gagged.

Draco and Harry finally take their rivalry a step too far and, along with the rest of their Houses, are severely Punished. Will they finally start learning to get along? Cuteness, bickering and fluffy slippers. Pre-slash. Set around 4th year but AU to GOF

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

A little fic for Halloween. John has apparently made some unusual friends in his travels - this one has popped up just in the nick of time it appears... Bad news for breathing, if your name begins with M.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Sherlock attempts suicide. John finds him in time and is able to get him to the hospital. When John runs home to grab some things he happens to find Sherlock's suicide note and its addressed to John personally. What does the note say?

AU. Harry is Sorted into Slytherin, and it changes everything.

A seventh year story in which Draco has issues, Harry has bouts of insomnia, and they both share a strange, dysfunctional relationship. Post Deathly Hallows, disregards epilogue.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

When generally decent people are incapable of understanding each other. A sequel to Remain with Me and The Hollow Men.

... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff

AU where El is an artist who photographs nudes and Neal pretends to be a model to steal something. Not cracky; mostly UST- sexual tension, either Peter/Neal slash or Peter/Neal/El.

How Harry Learned to Keep His Hands To Himself Most of the Time . Summary: When is a Crup not a Crup? When it's a teleporting, time traveling, energy guzzling alien, that's when. HP/TW crossover. HP/DM, CJH/IJ pairings.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

before the Doctor, during the Doctor, and near the end of the Doctor. they have met

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

This is just a bit of nonsense written as a gift for a friend. A young art student helps Peter and Neal catch a thief.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

A series of little snippets in our favorite duo's lives. Not slash.

Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Mid-Season 4, Buffy and Spike are compelled by forces beyond their control to do 'the wild thing' for hours... in Riley's bed. What will happen when they finally snap out of it? / Originally published in 2001

Mozzie and Elizabeth bond over tea whilst Peter, Neal and Hughes find themselves in the middle of the worst timed robbery ever.

Pre-series, /those/ bonds: Neal's accidentally working for the mob, Kate is probably considering a new client list, Mozzie's waiting for The Man and The Man is a little more amused than it should be -- NOW COMPLETE

Neal and Peter are too clever for their own good. They keep almost kissing, almost being honest, etc. But then they don't. Neal/Peter pre-slash, don't read if you don't like. Not OT3. UPDATED

Sometimes it was hard to remember that one of them was a federal agent and the other one was a convicted criminal…

First rule of Quidditch: Never trust the words of the bludger-addled. But words and a kiss…that’s something else entirely. Something that just might change Harry Potter’s life. Draco/Harry

Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?

He conceded that it was more than a bit sad that Captain Jack Harkness – intergalactic Lothario – had to resort to such a clichéd scheme to get a snog, but Ianto, despite their crazy hot chemistry, had remained annoyingly immune to Jack's charm so far."

Peter tries to lecture Neal after a job gone wrong. Neal keeps falling asleep on his shoulder much to his chagrin and Elizabeth's amusement. Friendship fic.

Neal puts himself in danger which Peter thinks is unnecessary. Peter is angry. Neal is snarky.

... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.

There is nothing Remus Lupin likes better than the dawn, and nothing he hates more than a secret exposed.

Sequel to Volunteers, written for the livejournal community hdsbeltane. Main fic complete, DVD Requests complete. Final DVD Extra, February 10, added.

When Burke goes on vacation, Neal isn't allowed to just sit around at June's house, and no one else is trusted to supervise him. Burke gets back to find Neal spent the week in jail.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

Faith is all about helping troubled slayers now, and Satsu's trouble is being in love with Buffy.

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.

Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

Like the title says. Remus/Sirius slash, obviously.

Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content

Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Au DH. Harry is captured after setting off on his own to find the remaining Horcruxes, and is kept alive for Voldemort's own nefarious games. Draco Malfoy is assigned to look after him, and does so to protect his own self interest. Or does he?

Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.

HPDM oneshot. After Harry and Draco confiscate a tapestry as part of an Auror investigation, Harry starts to notice that something is not quite right with Draco. Very fluffy. Complete.

Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.

It's been one hell of a week for Torchwood, but Jack has only just realised that there's one person who can always make it better. Janto. Fluff.

GinnyLuna femmeslash. When you follow dreams and sorrow into the Forbidden Forest, you never know what you might find. Maybe death, maybe love, and maybe the fae. Oneshot.

James and Lily. Sirius and Remus. Their hopeful first kiss. Their tragic last kiss. Written for serindraxx.

Oneshot. "One fine morning, Draco Malfoy walked into the Great Hall completely naked." HarryDraco.

After her ordeal in the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny is in the Infirmary. Someone unexpected keeps her company and asks her strange questions. Ginny/Luna friendship, post book II.

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Now she's got a half Time Lord - half Human lounging on her couch watching the X-Factor, and a TARDIS growing in a jam jar in her kitchen. Femslash.

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

Sequel to Vice and Virtue. Even the stars and the planets can't predict where the lives of River and Jayne Cobb will lead them. Rayne. CHAPTER 10 FINALLY UP!

HIATUS - After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Draco find themselves standing on shaky ground, uncertain of their future. Over the years, they must discover that when the floor is crumbling, they have to hold on to something. Maybe even to each other.

Full title: 'Why Harry Should Not Let Draco Read Muggle Literature.' HPDM. Harry thought it was a good thing when Draco started showing an interest in Muggle culture. Ha. Oneshot, complete.

Do you ever get the feeling that we're the best two?

Ianto asks for a personal day, which in itself is an oddity. Jack's curiosity gets the better of him and before he knows it he finds himself in the middle of Ianto's family. Set from Jack's POV. Complete.

Harry Potter could never be certain why he had taken in Draco Malfoy like a stray cat off the streets, but in retrospect it seemed terribly simple and somehow inevitable. Post Deathly Hallows.

In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Oneshot. 'You are not here anymore and those moments are only moments. I held you when you were breaking, but who will hold me now.' HD slash.

In which Wilson screws up, Cameron pressumes, and House, despite much scowling and protests to the contrary, kinda “does” pets.

The crew of Serenity acquire an usual, and furry, new crew member.

Oneshot, HPDM slash, fluff. Hermione has wondered for years how Harry got Draco Malfoy to act like a civilized person in public. Now she thinks she's figured it out. Hermione POV.

Six times Inara Serra ran into Jack Harkness. ::Crossover::

House hires a male hooker who looks like Wilson. Slash: HouseOMC, HW

Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!

House, Wilson, dinner. Postep for HalfWit. Slash.

Post DH...What were they expecting George to do, jump off the Astronomy Tower or something?

Mal can fly, but Serenity needs a real pilot. Contains spoilers for the BDM, if anyone still cares at this late date. Crossover!

Written for livejournal's Beltane Fic Exchange: Harry, Draco, and a volunteer position that was supposed to be quick and easy. Now complete.

In which there are phone calls, text messages, friends who let friends drunk dial and Torchwood. PostS3 silliness.

Sequel to SENSE series. Rayne. A series of interconnected oneshots based on the vices and virtues of this strange new relationship. COMPLETE!

Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.

MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.

“Sirius? What is it?” Remus asked hurriedly. Swallowing hard, Sirius only raised a shaky finger to point at the television screen. In large, bold letters, across the bottom, it read: “John Lennon Assassinated”. ONESHOT. Implied RLSB.

At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

On the first day of your internship at PrincetonPlainsboro you hear five different conversations about Dr. House. Gen, hints of HW

A few short vignettes because sometimes...just because. Some humor, some angst. HouseWilson, but nothing explicit.

HouseWilson. A mostly fluffy examination of their relationship over the course of a year.

When House starts receiving mysterious postcards, he realizes something about Wilson ... and himself.Last chapter up story is complete.

House declares his love for Wilson like a man should: over beer and pizza.

When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.

The only food Harry has in his cupboard are cans of peaches and Draco is having nightmares filled with green light. HD slash, complete.

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

There's a reason none of Wilson's wives like House.

Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.

The diagnostics team that quotes Firefly together stays together. Come on, you know you want to read it.

AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.

Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!

COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

Lily hadn't been sorted into Gryffindor for nothing. Warning: Minor Slash

Oneshot. All dialogue. Peter's unsure about something, so he asks James. 4th year. implied future slash SBRL

[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness

Five ways in which the Duckings didn't find out about House and Wilson. HouseWilson with additional loosely implied pairings. A Five Things story.

House has a fit of possessiveness. Wilson copes. HW, and one of those dreaded 'established relationship' fics.

[Complete] Post PoA. Remus has just resigned his DADA post and returns home to find Sirius on his doorstep, claiming to need a place to hide. Twelve years worth of starved desire culminates in a painful and passionate reunion. SBRL slash

Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!

Remus is tired of Sirius' attempts at matchmaking. Slash

SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.

Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

Harry can't spell, Draco can't lose.

Following the second task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Ron finally lets the pieces click together. HarryRon slash.

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

Er...I wrote this at about 4am, I think it defies summary, but I'll try. The characters are reading fic...randomness and odd pairings ensue...

In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.

Sirius has secretly loved Remus for years, and James is sick of watching his friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. RLxSB. Slightly AU since HBP.

Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.

Post-Chosen Spike Fic: 'No name, no money, no cigarettes and no idea what he's doing lying face down in the middle of a desert' NOW COMPLETE!

Ginny and Luna discuss the merits of upsidedown book reading.

Luna kissed like she did everything else in life, as if it was something she had drifted into accidentally. Slash, Ginny/Luna

When Spike and Buffy make a journey to China to dispatch a demon (for a hefty reward), they never imagined that they would have an ill-fated enounter with a sinister place...a place called Jyusenkyo.

Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !

My version of how I'd like the show to end (with shameless stealing from the movie "Casablanca").

X-Files/BtVS xover: Welcome to Sunnydale, Mulder & Scully.

'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.

Old friends Spike and Angel begin to exchange letters on the variety of subjects they now have in common.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..

Season 4 Spike/Buffy. Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? Sure they are!

A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.

Set in my "Pawn to Queen" universe--- why is Ginny the only one not surprised that Hermione trusts Snape? (I promise--- this is NOT Snape/Ginny! [For one thing, Hermione would kill me.... :> ])

Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)