ME: I am a simple girl with simple needs and likes.

HOBBIES: singing, writing (stories and songs), reading, surfing (the internet^_^), and dancing

FAVES BOOKS: Twilight Saga

Maximum Ride Series

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

Lost Heroes

Kane Chronicles

Wuthering Heights

Pride And Prejudice

Sense And Sensibility

Odd Thomas Series

AMAZINGLY IRONIC AND SARCASTIC QUOTES:

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant

It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.Paul Newman

It's a catastrophic success.Stephen Bishop

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.Stephen Bishop

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.Abba Eban

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.Groucho Marx

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.Groucho Marx

A man is as young as the woman he feels.Groucho Marx

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.Groucho Marx

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.Groucho Marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.Groucho Marx

STATEMENTS FROM MY LIFE (oh the humanity!):

"You know, I really suck at counting in Ramen noodles... wait, what?" (My boyfriend, Kyree, in art. He was half asleep and meant roman numerals. And I'm dating him... why?)

"My buzzer's broken!" (Kyree, again. Why is it funny? We were reviewing for a test with our friend, Molly, and we didn't have buzzers, just our hands. *shakes head in wonder*)

"We're white, we can't rape. I MEAN RAP!" (My friend, Kaila, and I listening to Eminem. I said this to her when she and I couldn't sing along)

"With great power comes great respo- EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!" "What?" "NO SHAME!" (My pimp, Master 'Sassin, and her mom. I love my pimpalicious love!)

"WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? I MEAN... YOU CAN'T JUST STAB PEOPLE!" (Master 'Sassin playing Assassins Creed)

"This is such a whore!" "I heard whore, you called?" (Master 'Sassin and I)

"Seven second dance party!" (Master 'Sassin and I)

"I will slap the bi-racial black off your face!" "I will slap the whore right off your face!" "Go for it! It's more than skin deep!" (Me, Kyree, Then me again. You would be surprised just how often we have this exact same conversation)

"Fine, let's go and talk like we've been best friends for hours!" (Kaila, in the morning. 'Nuff said)

"SEWING FUCKS YOU UP!" (Master 'Sassin)

"I busted my nut against the can!" (Derik on the last day of english. He was eating peanuts and drinking Coca-cola in honor of The Secret Life of Bees)

"You are the Malik to my Altair" "The counter to my sass" "And I love you so much" "Cuz' you have a nice ass" (Me, Master 'Sassin, Me, and Master 'Sassin. Don't judge us!)

"And your point is...PILLOW FIGHT!" (TheDNDWizard)

"I'm not wierd, i'm just...special. In an olympic sort of way" (TheDNDWizard and I)

"I got a retraining today in math. We were doing arithmetic sequences, and she asked us what came after 69. Apparently, mouthwash is NOT the answer." (My "daughter" Kaila. She gets it from me. So Proud *manly tear* xD)

ddd

QUOTES FROM FANFICS:

"I can make you no promises. This is Jasper we are talking about, random nudity is always a risk." Calamityjen story: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

"This is the story of Thunder Cock. Ok, well no, no it's not. Well, it kinda is. That damn thing got me where I am today. It's like… the dick of destiny." Carolina Rose story: I Object

MY PIMPALICIOUS LOVE: Master 'Sassin http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3637884/Master_Sassin

MY WIFEY 4 LIFEY: TheDNDWizard http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3598187/

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter.Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on your scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and I mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or Jell-O. Crazy is when you argue with your friends at lunch with who you would rather date, Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fan fiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you’re mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fan fiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you’re supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don’t stop cackling like an idiotic hyena.Crazy is writing a fan fiction (for your own amusement) about Edward Cullen falling in love with a turtle who loves a monkey, but Emmett loves the monkey and threatens to squish the turtle which makes Edward go all PMSy! Crazy is freaking out because you saw a silver Volvo and tripped on the sidewalk laughing like a maniac. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is having an argument with your best friend about who gets to date Edward Cullen. Crazy is when you compare everything and everyone to Twilight. Crazy is bumping into the wall and yelling at it for being in your way. Crazy is when you see a really pale guy on the street and yell, “Vampire!” Crazy is naming your favorite stuffed bunny Esme, and dropping her off a cliff in the hopes that Carlisle will find her and turn her into a vampire bunny. Crazy is stealing your friends cookie and then blaming the non-existent dog. Crazy is humming whatever messed up tune comes into your head and lying in the middle of the street for the hell of it! Crazy is bro-fisting your pimp while yelling out, "SAFETY AND PEACE, BRO" then skipping away. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Friends/Best Friends

Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you

Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart

Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince

Besat Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friends: Will ask you if you're ok when you're crying

Best Friends: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person who made you cry

Friends: Will pass you a soda

Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you

Friends: Will help you learn to drive

Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

Friends: Gives you their umbrella in the rain

Best Friends: Takes yours and runs

Friends: Will help you move

Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies

Friends: Will hide you from the cops

Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place

Friends: Will bail you out of jail

Best Friends: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink

Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost

Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Friends: Asks you to write down your number

Best Friends: Has you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back

Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"

Friends: Only know a few things about you

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life...

Friends: Would knock on your front door

Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best Friends: Already know not to tell

Friends: Are only through school/college

Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

Best Friend: Will look at look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"

Friends: Would ignore this

Best Friends: Will re-post this shit

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

if you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Ha ha u fell for it!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more) 9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like NIKE says: just do it) 10) Thou shalt not help old ladies across the street (just leave them in the middle)

Stereotypes: If you think people should lay off and stop bitching, put this on your profile. (BOLD = the ones that apply to you)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

when you live: live like your dying.

when you laugh: laugh until you cry.

when you love: love them like they're leaving forever.

when you dance: dance like nobody's watching

when you learn: study like there's a huge test every day

when you speak: speak like its judgment day

when you sin: sin with the knowledge that Jesus died for your sake

when you sing: sing like a mute person who just got their voice back

when you read: absorb the words as if you were there

when you pray: pray like your talking to your best friend

when you eat: eat with the knowledge there are others who haven't eaten in days

when you drink: drink with the knowledge that people have died from dehydration

when you walk: walk with the knowledge Jesus is walking with you, and there are others who cant walk

when there are only one set of footsteps in the sand: know it is then that Jesus carried you

when you're hurt: heal with the knowledge that there is always somebody who has it worse

when your sick: get well with the knowledge people die from worse diseases every day

when you run: run as far as you can, but make sure you find your home

when you party: party hardy

when you make a goal: exceed it

when you cry: cry knowing that eventually there wont be anymore tears

when you get mad: take it out on an inanimate object, not a person

when you read this: read it with the knowledge that i sin, and although i wrote this, i don't always follow the rules

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two moose be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. I like crayons. i REALLY need a milkshake! VIVA LE CITRUS! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.

Her name was Nicole She was only five This is what happened When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, post this on your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you always forget what you're about to say, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends groan whenever you talk about your current obsession copy and paste this into your profile with your obsession! (jaspurrfect; Jackson Rathbone, Gir, Italy from Hetalia)

If you read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, well, you know the drill...

If your weirdness scares your imaginary friend, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever mixed a bunch of sodas together, add this to your profile

If you've ever watched a movie just to make fun of it, add this to your profile

If you've ever laughed at a corney joke that wasn't even funny, add this to your profile

If you are distracted by things that are shiny, add this to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

My hair is kind of fluffy. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile (lol i did that as i was reading it XD)

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Jonas Brothers said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that makes you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laphante, Gamergirlv,CamsGirl, MassieGurl,dakrazykat1030, ClaireBear0-0. Hippies Rule and Vampires too,rawr-x-10495, jaspurrfect

If you think that those stupid kids should just give God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just sat somewhere for minutes infront of a tv, computer, or something else, and you had no idea what to do to keep yourself occupied copy and past this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something and people have told you that you are crazy copy this to your profile.

You have been diagnosed

║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen

║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your

╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you have it too.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

Bella: Your pale white and ice cold, i know what you are Edward: Say it... Out loud...SAY IT! Bella: Vanilla Ice-cream ... --LMAO!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know wI'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT To sєє thє NΣW MOON And ιf I'm luckч I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN And thє wholє tιmє I'm sιttιng with чou Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUNhat the Twilighters know

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series)Edwardcullenrocks(Edward Cullen-twilight, Yuki and Kyo Sohma-fruits basket, and Alexander Sterling-vampire kisses series)Cocoloco123(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight ), Rath101(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight), chambook0(Jasper Whitlock-Twilight, Jace Wayland/Lightwood-City of Bones, Harry Potter, Fang-Maximum Ride), jaspurrfect (Jasper Whitlock- Twilight, Iggy-Maximum Ride, Ron Weasely-Harry Potter)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Lunamione7, Sunshine0235, Edwardcullenrocks,Cocoloo123, Rath101, chambook0, jaspurrfect

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put this on your profile if you are still 5 inside...no matter what age you are!

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

I want to share three stories with you,two will show how sometime things don't always go for the worst.The last will show you need to be acreful!

Story one.Across the Seas: A guy was driving down the road.He saw someone on the side of the road just walking.Normally

He didn't just pick up strangers,but he figured why not?So he picked the guy up

and the guy said "Do you believe in god?" the guy driving answered yes

The stranger once again spoke saying "Are you saved?"

The driver said "No,Not yet.But I will Probably get saved awhile down the road".

The stranger said "yOU NEED TO GET SAVED YOUR TIME IS COMING.

by now the driver thought he picked up some wacky preacher.

"I will probably get saved later down the road,my whole family is religious."

The stranger spoke for the last time saying "No you need to get saved soon.You time is coming and in order to save your family you must be saved."

The driver turned to his left,when he looked back at the starnger,he wasn't there.The door was still locked

the windows still up,but the stranger was gone.

That sunday the guy got saved.

A week later his wife and kids got into a car accident.The doctor called him saying that his family would die.

The guy called his preacher asking him to get a prayer group and pray for his family.

The preacher did as asked and prayed around the clock.

Not even 23 hours later the guys whole family was walking out.

California story 1: like the last the guy didn't normally pick people up off the side of the road,but

when he saw this guy he thought was a hippy he picked him up.

Now the stranger was wearing a robe,sandals,had blonde hair and a beard and mustache.

The driver had been sick for awhile when he went to the doctor he found out he had something seriously wrong with him.

"Do you believe in Jesus?"the stranger asked.

"Yes,with all my heart."The driver replied simply.

"Then why don't you think he could heal you?"once again the stranger spoke.

"I do,I just think he is to busy right now to think about me."

The stranger reached over putting his hand on the guys shoulder.The guy felt something strong go through him

Whe he looked at the strangers hand there was a whole there.

"Remember I am never far away."The stranger spoke for the last time

Clifornia story 2:

Another guy was traveling down the same road as the guy before him.

HE to stopped to pick up a stranger.

Now there was nothing that put this stranger out making him look dangerous.

But this man was hacked to peices.

They found the pieces of his body on the side of the road next day.

Do you believe these stories are true?

No:Get over it because they are!

Yes:Good.

Now how do you know if you should pick a stranger up?All three men went on impulse.2 of the men are still alive the

last was murdered.

I am not saying that everyone on the side of the road is dangerous but I am saying be very careful.The

best bet would be dont act on impulse.

dont pick strangers up.If you know them thats different if not and you still pick them up pray to god they are the

good and not the evil.Post this on your page if you believe this is all true.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

the six truths of life (i love this one!)

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE

Some boys aren't jerks. (but most of them are)

Girl: Slow down, Im scared. Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No its not.

Please its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you.

Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe

(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If u love any one this much re-post this

Guys Post This As "I would do this 4 my girl " Girls Post This As "Some Boys arent jerks

I'm new to writing on ff.net, and I am terribly afraid that I will screw it up by posting a story that nobody will like. So, on the offchance that someone actually reads this, if anyone has an idea for a Jasper/Bella fic that you would like to read, I would appreciate it. And I will try to do my best in writing good stories. Thank You for reading.