A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost

age: non ya

GENDER: girl can't you tell bye the sassyness?

GRADE:don't you think if i wouldn't tell you my age you would've known

FAV SINGERS and bands: neon trees the script the fray jessie j micheal jakson coldplay maroon 5 taylor swift amber riley and demi lovato (and alot more)

TV SHOWS: young justice,glee,h20,doctor who,and house of anubis

BOOKS:pjo seris kane kronicles and hoo

Favorite couples

spitfire, everlark, jasper,supermartian, powerhouse,makorra, irhosami,bosami, zarter ,salt sanubis

MY QUOTES:

"HIT HIM, ANNABETH!" My mother screamed. "SHOW HIM THE POWER OF ATHENA!" Rainbow lagoon on chapter 4 of maybe

no kiss last forever

i'm going to sit on the ledge and think. la cupcake

learning another thing about me is like reading another page in my book

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''

''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''

"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Now for more favorite quotes:

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Lasers! He has lasers!" Nightwing

Keep saying those words. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

I'm sorry I don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin, the straightest teeth, or the best body. I'm sorry I don't doll myself up all the time and that I wear those baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry I'm not like some of the other girls. But the funniest thing of all is that I'm not sorry at all.

Hi, I’m a girl. I don’t spend hours on hair and make-up in the morning. I don’t always wear the color pink. I don’t flirt with every guy I meet. I don’t think it’s cool to fail a test. I thank you when you compliment me instead of denying it and putting myself down. Yes, I exist. Have fun meeting all the other girls who do the exact opposite.

Teenagers: the most misunderstood people who are treated like children but are expected to act like adults

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.

Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY

1.OOPS!

2.Has anybody survived 500ml of this stuff before?

3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?

4.come back here with that, bad dog!

5.DANG! page 47 of the manual is missing!

6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.

7.What edition is your manual?

8.Steril, schmerial.

9.the floors clean,right?

10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentraion off.

11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss Baywatch.

12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People call me crazy, but I'm just random

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that]

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care what you think.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't care if you care what I think because I don't care what you think, so you needn't care what I think and I don't care.

I'm the kind of girl who plots against fictional characters.

I'm the kind of girl who would scream "Boo!" at a football game and then ask what the bad call was.

I'm the kind of girl who thinks that as you read this, you will laugh and nod and repost.

I'm the kind of girl who believes in equal rights, and doesn't care if I sound cheesy.

I'm the kind of girl who wishes there was a law against stupidity.

I'm the kind of girl who finds what's lost where I already looked

I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay. -

I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it. -

Yeah, I'm a freak. BUT I'M THE COOLEST FREAK YOU'LL EVER MEET!! -

If you sometimes say random things when you have no idea whats going on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

"Freeze was under-whelmed! You're over-wheled! Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?" -Robin/Dick Grayson. Young Justice Episode 01: Independance Day

"If 'like' is the opposite of 'dislike'... is 'aster' the opposite of 'disaster'... obviously, you're not feeling the aster." Robin/Dick Grayson. Young Justice 05: Schooled

"Sorry you're 'disturbed'. Maybe you'll be more turbed once we kick your can!" -Robin/Dick Grayson. Young Justice Episode 02: Welcome to Happy Harbor

"Ooh! Oooh! He hit on teacher and got served?"-Robin/Dick Grayson. Young Justice Episode 05: Schooled

"Just stop... I can't let a bad battle pun be the last thing I hear!" -Kevin Levin. Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

"Where do baby alien X's come from?" "When two constalations love each other very much..." "Kevin!" "What? Just trying to help the kid out. I had to learn this on the streets." -Ben Tennyson (age 10), Kevin Levin, and Gwen Tennyson. Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

"I can hear you glaring" -Kaldur'ahm/Aqualad. Young Justice Episode #6: Infiltrator

99.5% of people think Justin Beiber is amazing and worship him. If you are part of the .5 percent who think he is secretly a 10-year-old girl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

If you can't beat them, join them If you can't join them, sue them, then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person? Hello?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

Act your Age, not your shoe size.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! (hee hee. I frequently tell people that...right before slapping them.)

90 of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

Not Funny"

It's funny how 'hello' is always accompanied with 'goodbye'.

It's funny how good memories always make you cry.

It's funny how forever never seems to really last.

It's funny how'd much you'd lose if you forgot your past.

It's funny how "friends" can just leave you when your down.

It's funny how when you need someone they're never around.

It's funny how people forgive, even when they can't forget.

It's funny how one night, can contain so much regret.

It's funny how ironic life turns out to be.

But the funniest part of all? None of that's funny to me.

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP. "Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS. "Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever gotten annoyed with all of these 'copy and paste this into your profile' sayings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13, Something Lacking, Destiny868

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13, Something Lacking, Destiny868

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who hasn't yet converted to rap music and likes rock still, put this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13, Something Lacking, Destiny868, LA CUPCAKE THE AWESOME

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this into your profile

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Dear 4th graders on facebook,

How are you in a complicated relationship? What’d he do, steal your animal crackers?

Yes it's friday. No, you do not have to start singing Rebecca Black.

The awkward moment when you get out of the shower and suddenly the house is empty...

The awkward moment when you accidentally type a wink instead of a smiley and make whatever you just said sound seductive...

When I was your age, we had theAmanda Show. Not iCarly...

Remembers back when Blackberry's and Apple's were still just fruit...

The word lie sits right in the middle of the word Believe

That scary moment when you're about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your head D:

I hate it when skinny people call themselves fat...

That awkward moment when your talking and your gum falls out of your mouth.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Life is short, so smile while you have teeth

Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself at a different point of view?

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.

I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where is my cell phone?" & it would be like, "Its under the couch dumb ass"

8 year olds today have facebooks, twitter, phones, ipods. When i was their age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination...

I love those moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."

Dear Algebra, I'm a bit worried about your obsession with your 'EX'. Sorry but they're just not that into you so do us the favor & move on!

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

If you listen too much to what people say about you, you will never be who you really are.

Money is made out of paper, paper is made out of wood, wood is made out of trees... therefore, money does grow on trees!

Don't worry about the people in your past; There's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

I think there's a smudge on.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨your screen.

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears

That horrifying moment when your mom says... "I need to talk to you." And u think of everything you did wrong this week.

I miss the days when you could simply push somebody in the pool but now you have to worry about their phone!...

So I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull and BAM!...It drowned...

When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.

There's a million fish in the sea, infinity stars in the sky, six billion people in this world, but there's only one nemo, one sun & one you.

Best friends...You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid tail.

Spelling M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I was a big thing when we were little.

Dora: what part did you like? Me: :D Oh! I liked the part where...- Dora: I liked that part too. Me: Bitch I wasn't done!

That awkward moment when Dora finds out about Google Maps

Dear room,

I only cleaned you because I had homework.

Sincerely, procrastinator.

Why is there a show called "When animals attack"? It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

I wonder how many Dads name their boy's Luke just so they can tell him, "Luke, I am your father."

I believe the word 'studying' was derived from the words 'students dying'...

Everyone says don't say 'hate' because it's a strong word; why does nobody say that when someone says 'love' without reason?

when ppl in movies cry they look beautiful.When ppl cry in real life,ur face gets red,ur eyes get puffy,& then theres the whole snot thing

Dear sock,Please leave 1 million dollars behind the sink if you ever want to see your twin again. Sincerely, the washing machine

Rumors- As fake as the people who made them up

Wake up in the morning feelin like P. Diddy. "No, actually I feel like going back to sleep." :P

SMASH!* Mom: what was that? Me: uhh, nothingggg...

When I Was Younger,

Hannah Montana Was That's So Raven,

I-Carly Was Drake & Josh,

Justin Bieber Was Jesse Mccartney,

Lady Gaga Was Britney Spears,

Wizards Of Waverly Place Was Phill Of The Future,

And Spongebob... Is STILL Spongebob

Justin Bieber walks by*

Elementary school: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Middle school: Oooooh, a famous person!

High school: OMFG, WHERE'S MY SHOTGUN?!

Dear life, Can we go back to when boys had cooties, HW was 22, & the drama was over who stole my crayons? Sincerely, over-stressed teenagers.

Elementary School: I cant wait to go to middle school! Middle School: I cant wait to go to high school! HS: Send me back to kindergarten...

crossing the road* Age 5 : Holding mommy's hand. Age 10: Stop, Look, Listen. Age 13: FUCKINGG RRRUUUUNNN!!!

A paper cut is the paper's way of saying,"If I was still a tree, I would give you a damn splinter,but this is the best I can do"

the awkward moment when you're at someone's house and you HATE the food for dinner...

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No, you are NOT what you eat. Otherwise we'd become SMARTER when we eat SMARTIES...

Like this if you remember on nickelodeon shows like; The Wild Thornberries, Double Dare 2000, Legends of the Hidden Temple, All That, etc.!

Mom: You ready to go? Me: Yeah.. Mom: Alright, let's go. Me: WAIT! I HAVE TO GET MY SHOES ON!!

That super awkward moment of silence in class... and then some stupid kid yells out "WHY'D IT GET SO QUIET" then every one starts talking...

Oh PLEASE. We all know those celebrities don't get flawless skin from Neutrogena or Proactive. It's called a shitload amount of makeup and airbrushing

THE AWKWARD MOMENT

When you realize that if Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner got married, they'd both be Taylor Lautner...

People say "thank God" all the time, but if a giant voice suddenly said"YOU'RE WELCOME" back, you know it would scare the sh*t out of u O_O

Pretending to die in front of your pet, just to see how they would react

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. - (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you and (S)tand by you. (my friends listen to this carefully0

Spongebob: ''Aww cheer up Squidward, it could be worse!'' Patrick: ''Yeah you could be bald and have a big nose!''

Someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming twilight

GO TO GOOGLE. TYPE IN "WHOS CUTER?" THEN CLICK THE FIRST RESULT. like this if it made you Smile.

"Mario, he's all like"hello, im Mario, Im an Italian plumber created by Japanese ppl, who speaks English and looks Mexican""

You were swimming in a mud puddle and shouting I’m swimming in Willy Wonka’s chocolate river!

You sat in my fish tank singing under the sea.

Then why were you jumping on the trampoline singing I believe I can fly?

On Halloween you told a ghost to get a life.

Then how come you kept punching bricks hoping coins would come out? (it’s possible…)

You picked up my dog and threw him screaming underdog your back!

You spent two hours trying to drown your pet fish

You broke into a pet store and got all of the birds started to throw them and chanted Angrey Birds over and over

You were yelling Trix are for kids at my rabbit

You were trying to get my ferret to dig a tunnel away from the hyenas

You were giving SpongeBob cpr and screaming SpongeBob come back!

You were hugging a hobo with a white beard screaming Dumbledore your back!

Have you seen the pictures on facebook?

You gave a sock to a midget and screamed Dobby you’re free!

You cut up all my pineapples and kept yelling Spongebob where are you?

You were in my fireplace screaming Diagon Alley!

I found you in my closet screaming the passage to Narnia has been sealed!

You were asking your girlfriend if she was single

You were yelling never at my Justin Bieber posters

You kept screaming at my toilet saying come back nemo

You broke up with your ex-girlfriend

You went up to my Kelly Clarkson poster and said oh, your back

You were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa

You were trying to hook people up with your girlfriend

You started making out with my Justine Bieber poster

You were running around with a stick in your hand screaming avada kadavra

You were watching Dore screaming backpack backpack

You were yelling at my goldfish saying I want my fairy godparents back

You were asking a chauffeur if he needed a ride

We found you in a bush…’nuff said

You were standing outside in the snow yelling where’s the beach?

You were chasing lightening bugs around screaming Tinkerbelle, come back!

You went up to Voldemort and said I got your nose!

You bought Justin Bieber tickets

You went out with my guitar and started singing the campfire song

You smashed my ipod because I was listening to wiz kalifa and you thought he was trapped inside

You heard thunder and yelled the gods are angry! Someone return the lightening bolt

You ran around yelling who you calling pin head, dirty dan?

You went into walmart and when someone spoke on the intercom you dropped to your knees and cried God has spoken!

You were making yo mama jokes to your own mom!

You went to the pool screaming we found Narnia

You were prank calling my dad and asking if my mom was free this weekend

You got on my dog and yelled giddy up horsey

You jumped off a building yelling come on spidey powers!

You held my cat in the air and started singing the circle of life

You were looking in my freezer for santa

You kicked my sister’s stuffed squirrel and asked where its nuts were

You turned over every rock in my driveway trying to find Patrick

Talk about others and you’re a gossip. Talk about yourself and you’re a bore.

Whenever one office door closes, 50 browser windows open

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell

When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension

H.A.T.E.R.S. Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success!!!

You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you

The awkward moment when you're with your dad and he's looking at your phone while you text.

The awkward moment when a cute guy tells you to meet him at the mall but you're too afraid to go.

Mom says, "If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair."

Every time I pull a flash drive out of a computer I feel like a spy.

If ants are so busy, why do they go to so many picnics?

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Life is harder for the beautiful people. I’m sorry you’ll never know.

Facing your fears builds strength, but running away from them makes for an excellent cardio workout.

Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Arguing in sign language must be a workout.

I get a lot of mental exercise by thinking up exotic ways to avoid physical exercise.

Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.

There’s a new way to transfer funds that’s even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Learn from the past

Live for today

Look for tomorrow

Take a nap this afternoon

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you feel productive when you’re really just lounging around.

Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.

WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.

To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don’t care, and the other half don’t know.

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute then forget the fruit!

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we’ve got.

Dr: “Why so nervous?”

Patient: “This is my first operation.”

Success comes in cans…

Failure comes in can’ts.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”

My dad said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.

My conscience never stops me from doing anything. It just stops me from enjoying it.

Shallow minds drown in deep thought.

Best friends: they know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and funny as hell.

Worrying is so dumb. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain

Dear Teachers,

If I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her.

It's your choice

Today, an insect settled on my monitor. Being lazy, I tried waving my mouse at it, but it wouldn't move. So I loaded pictures of Justin Bieber. Worked like a charm.

When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.

Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was little, but now I can't get enough of you.

Fun Things To Do #2

1. Buy a parrot.

2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help I turned into a parrot!"

3. Leave it in a public area.

To all the girls who die for a "zero figure," remember, real men go for curves; only dogs go for bones.

My neighbor is stealing my WiFi so I renamed my Router "THE CIA is WATCHING YOU REUBEN"

All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

Fun Things To Do #12

Take mentos. Freeze them. Offer friend a diet coke. Put mentos-ice into their drink. After a few minutes, watch their drink explode.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

I like to test my friendships by walking around with food in my teeth and seeing who points it out.

If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way.

First rule of real world: Not everyone around you is your friend.

It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.

I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.

Minds are like parachutes; they only work when they are open.

If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -Steven Wright

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else’s blessings instead of your own.

Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over.

Waiting for my dad to tell a story is like waiting for a document to open in adobe acrobat.

My doctor gave me 6 months to live. When I couldn't pay the bill he gave me 6 more.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.

I've always admired ants, because they can sneak into any concert for free.

Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?

People are quick to find faults in others than facing their own.

Don't let people who are living their nightmare tell you that you can't live your dream!

My curiosity and common sense are arguing as usual.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it's understood.

A good friend will say "Don't Do It!"... Your best friend will say " We Need More Fireworks!!!"

ROFLYSHST = Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Some How Still Typing

Every time someone says "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" I can't help but raise my hand and offer to top it.

When you’re mad at someone, stop, close your eyes and take a deep breath. It helps your aim when you punch them in the face.

Dear fridge,

I will be back in fifteen minutes. Please go shopping.

Sincerely, Hungry

Don't think of yourself as a failure, think of yourself as unspoiled by success.

Mind over matter. Because in my mind, you don't matter.

Your friend would bail you out of jail

Your best friend would say… lets do it again

Sometimes I think about how different my life would have turned out if nobody had invented the snooze button.

Time flies when I can't find the snooze button.

The hardest part of letting go of someone you love is… the splat when they hit the ground.

There's a good chance you don't like me. But an even better chance I don't care.

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

If God opens a window when he closes a door there's a good chance he's in the bathroom.

As I see it the more people who hate me is less people that I have to please.

Dear Dinner,

They're only using you to get to me.

Sincerely, Dessert

A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.

I try to enjoy life's simple pleasures. Like hanging out in the grocery store and switching all the stickers on the fruit.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.

When the Game is over, the King & the Pawn both go back in the same box...

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means only left handed people are in their right mind.

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Dear Lord,

If you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat.

My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet that the water bill is higher.

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Some people hear voices … Some see invisible people … Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push!

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays.

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.

Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.

Some days just don't feel right until you've closed a car door on somebody's head.

The customer service in my bank is so bad; when I asked the teller to check my balance…she leaned over and pushed me.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

I have a hidden talent… I wish I could find it.

People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

"Denial" means never having to admit someone else is right.

When someone tells you it's impossible for you to do something, prove them wrong.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

Success should not go to head and failure should not go to heart.

You were born as an original. Don't die as a copy.

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.

I think he was right.

I've only been jogging once and feel ten years older already.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time.

But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment.

Wisdom has two parts:

1. Having a lot to say.

2. Not saying it.

Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory.

The law is a rule to the fool, but a guide to the wise.

Dear Boys ...

flipping your hair is cute until it looks like

you are having a neck spasm

If someone throws a skittle at me and says "Taste the Rainbow!" I'm gonna throw an M&M at them and say "I'm not Afraid!"

Some people attend church three times in their lives: when they're hatched, when they're matched, and when they're dispatched.

If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all there.

Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake.

Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of lifes hardest tasks.

Your friend's parents will welcome you graciously,

but your best friend's parents will ask "WHERE THE HELL HAVE U BEEN? I WAS ABOUT TO CALL THE POLICE!"

Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle?

Me: Just some water.

Cop: Ma'am that's wine...

Me: Jesus did it again!!

Never run after your own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.

That terrible moment when you are halfway across the room with the food you just microwaved and your hands decide it's too hot.

I am the author of my life. The only problem is, I'm writing with a pen, so my mistakes can't be erased.

Dear Curiosity,

Just put the gun down and lets talk this out.

Sincerely,

The Cat.

Psychology – the art of pulling a habit out of a rat.

You’re only young once. If you act like a fool after that, you’re gonna need a new excuse.

Killing time murders opportunities.

LUUUVVV U ALLL!!!

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

Friends or Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandpa by grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad grandpa gramps.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'Damn we really messed up.'

FRIENDS: Never see you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore..

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you 'My bad... Here's a tissue.'

FRIENDS: Know only a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say 'I'm home.'

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'Run bitch, run!'

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FREINDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore

Guy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?

Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

PLEASE post the following 3 things and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!

Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Add this to you profile if you think it's funny,

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"

Child: "I didn’t do anything!"

Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"

Child: "It was an accident!"

Father:"In the Face...?"

Child: "My foot slipped..."

Father: "Five times?!"

Child: ...

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" (or would be the one who tripped you, laughed, helped you up, tripped you again, and continued to laugh)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Would've already killed the person who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs, while looking back and yelling, "RUN BOY,

RUN!!!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Will teach me how to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will go to the concert with me

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Will hide me from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason there after me.

FRIENDS: Will let me make a fool of myself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Are making a fool of themselves next to me.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.