Chilamala
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Joined 01-26-02, id: 160382
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
"The Greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return" --Ewan McGregor [Moulin Rouge]

Ahoy hoy! It's me, Chilamala (formerly Suga Baby). That's pronounced Chi-LAW-ma-la, not Chee-la-MAH-la. I'm sorry, it just annoys the crap out of me when names are pronounced wrong, and people have a tendancy to do that with me.:( Anyhooz, I'm 15 and live in and around Toronto, Ontario, Canada. That makes no sense but too bad.

Name: *a la Brittany Murphy in Don't Say A Word* I'll never tell...
Country: Canada
Religion: Catholic
Fave Movie(s): Moulin Rouge, Lord of the Rings (all of 'em), Harry Potter (both of 'em), Life As A House, Pirates of the Caribbean, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Knight's Tale, The Sixth Sense, The Ring, Edward Scissorhands, aaaaand Beauty and the Beast (animated Disney version)
Fave Bands: Evanescence, Nirvana, White Stripes
Fave Songs: "Bring Me To Life" by Evanescence, anything by Nirvana, "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes, "I Believe In a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness, "The Show Must Go On" by Queen, and "Lazy Gun" by Jet
Fave Actors: Orlando Bloom, Hayden Christensen, Elijah Wood, Heath Ledger, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp and Diego Luna
Fave Actress: Nicole Kidman
Fave TV Shows: The Simpsons, Smallville, Gilmore Girls, Everwood, Spongebob, FairlyOdd Parents, and 24
Fave Books: The Harry Potter books (particularly the Prisoner of Azkaban), The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, Things Not Seen, Scribbler of Dreams, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (the movie sucked ass, though)
Bad Habits of Mine: biting my nails, falling down stairs, asking questions I already know the answers to, laughing/talking too loudly before I think, forgetting important things and remembering unimportant things, talking about people when they're right behind me, losing textbooks and pencil crayons, procrastinating, drinking way too much coffee/Coke/anything with caffeine in it and consequently going on a caffeine/sugar-high
Fave Food: Chinese food, Rolo ice cream, gnocchi, Cadbury Cream Eggs, grilled cheese sandwiches (the most underrated food of our time), Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Blizzards from Dairy Queen, and chicken burgers (chicken's the only type of meat I eat...except for processed hamburgers and hot dogs and all that other crap they call meat)
Nationality I Wish I Was: (not that I have a problem being Canadian :D) English, Irish, Australian, or COMPLETELY Italian...I mean, being able to speak the language and all
Random Things I Like: glow sticks, the words "pyromaniac" and "kleptomaniac", things that rhyme unintentionally, people who like the things I like, Tim Horton's French Vanilla cappuccinos (my fellow Canadians know what I'm talking about), Greek mythology, supernatural shtuff, the Medieval time period era thing, inside jokes, Chinese food, randomly changing accents/languages in the middle of talking (this normally scares people who are not used to me)
Things I Hate: Emma Watson, Gimli, Vanilla Sky (did anyone understand that movie?), when people slurp their saliva while they're talking, when people pluralize things that aren't supposed to be pluralized, or when people put the emphasis on the wrong syllable (my mom does this all the time..."are you watching Top GUN?" "It's TOP Gun, Mom" "Oh, sorry. I haven't seen Top GUN in a long time" The madness never stops), 50 Cent and Hilary Duff

Other Facts About Moi:
•I'm a Canadian with an entirely Italian family and I speak French better than Italian (sad, I know...but thats what you get when you're forced to take French everyday in school)
•I'm a Sirius Black fanatic (the CHARACTER, not Gary Oldman *shudders*), as well as a Legolas fanatic. Surprise!
•I have an inability to use my Shift key. I swear the thing hates me.
•I also have an inablilty to type the word "the". I always write "teh", and it pisses me off, man!
•I just learned how to say "you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny" in Elvish! *does happy dance*
•I'm addicted to Ice cappucinos. I'm drinking one right now! I think I have a problem.
•What do I look like? I'm 5'4, thin, with long curly brown hair, and blue-grey eyes. Nuttin special.
•My birthday is in july...my shift key is at it again!
•My umbrella is possessed
•My blow-drier and TV are also possessed
•Guess what? My radio's possessed too!
•It's time for me to get an exorcist

Mottos:
"Live everyday like your ass is on fire"
"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."

GO CANADA!

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Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Wrong Path by White Wolf1 reviews
After apparently taking a wrong turn in a mysterious forest, something happens to Legolas. Aragorn doesn't know what's wrong or what to do, so he takes the elf to his father in Rivendell, but Elrond has no answers, either.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,887 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil - Complete
Leaves of Glass by Angel With No Wings reviews
Pain. Heartache. Sorrow. Loss. Betrayal. These are the things the Prince of Mirkwood has known in his long life. Sometimes it seems to the young human that wishes to befriend him, that the elf is as hard as stone. Sometimes, he fears he will shatter him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,654 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
And then by Imprisoned in Cork reviews
Legomance .A little angst at the begining. It's a girl falls into ME but I think its a bit different. Please R&R...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,332 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Legolas
Captain's log by darkdancer reviews
The Captain's Log of Captain Jack Sparrow. What else do you need to say?No pairing. It's PG-13, but it's Jack so what do you expect? All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional. (He's a pirate! not a scribe)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Fading Legends by misscam reviews
Rumours speak of one of the seven rings, and Gimli convinces Legolas of one more adventure. But the Middleearth of old is fading and the sea is calling and not just to Legolas...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
I am Sirius Black parts 1, 2, 3 and 4 by Andromeda1 reviews
Sirius' account of his troubled life...disturbing, sad, and depressing. All 4 parts of the story...I'm just re-posting for those who want to read...Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2000 - Sirius B.
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Who Wants to be a 500 Galleonaire! reviews
10 lucky contestants get to compete for the grand prize of 500 galleons(!) Starring Regis Philban and a cast that is slowly driving Regis to the mental hospital. Editing the chappies now cuz ff.net keeps messing them up...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 6/7/2002
Mixed Up reviews
Things are totally messed up at Hogwarts. How will Harry get things back to normal? Featuring crossovers from The Sixth Sense, A.I, Bring It On, Jeepers Creepers, Blue Crush, and MORE!! R/R plz! *Chappy 2 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002