"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!"

^^ best quote EVER!

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Hello, this is Zinc.

Life is a prank waiting to be pulled yes, that is indeed my motto

So here are some basics:

Name: Yannic, but call me Zinc

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Relationship status: Taken :)

Interests: SOCCER! Writing, reading

Anything else: Don't think so :)

Oh yeah. Music.

Favorite song: The Only Exception by Paramore

Favorite bands: Paramore, the Beatles, Abba, Billy Talent, Pink Floyd, Green Day, Hans Zimmer, John Williams

Okay, so to all those out there who think it'd be cool to have ADHD and dyslexia, it isn't. Trust me, I've barely scraped a B- in art class.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Yannic

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Yanizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Jaguar

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Don't Have A Middle Name East

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Colyabar

6. YOUR SUPER RO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Bitter Lemon

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alarfn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Frances

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Zak

ACWH (Awesome Conversations We Have)

-At lunch...-

Me: Aw, Gel, if you love me, why don't you say so?

Gel: "You are such a frdelsjdfgdkdkje KOALA BEAR!" (Don't ask. Just don't)

-Strangely, yet again, at lunch-

Gel (to Dylan): "You have a creeper coat. You have creeper glasses. You look like a creeper."

-At lunch. Dylan normally wears glasses, but he has these awesome clip-on shades-

Gel (to Dylan): "Put on your creeper glasses"

Me: "Wtf"

-So, the kids who are taking German at our school need to carry a gnome around for six weeks (don't ask, the teacher is crazy)-

Larry: "My sister's gnome apparently doesn't like snow. She threw him out of her window and into the snow this morning."

Gel: "What a bitch"

-Ahem, real conversation while walking home Ahem-

Talking about ways for Dylan to earn money in the summer...

Gel: "So if I pay you five dollars a day, you will wear a miniskirt every day in the summer."

Dylan: "Okay. What do I have to do for fifteen dollars?"

Gel: "Ooh, if you want fifteen dollars, you'll have to straighten your hair, put on makeup, wear a tanktop and a push-up bra, a miniskirt that could pass for a belt and stilettos every day."

Dylan: "Okay."

Me: "Oh, dude, you gotta wear jeggings."

Gel: "Yeah, with Uggs."

Dylan: "I will not dress like a bitch!"

Gel: "But you are a bitch."