Well what can I say ?

I'm female

19

I'm at college...

I live in a perfectly normal house... although my ideal perfectly normal house wouldn't consist of a creaky door and floor boards. So when I leave my bed at 2:00AM in the morning to go to the loo. I normally end up waking the whole house hold followed by an ear bashing the next morning with 101 questions about what the hell was I doing up at that time? So regretfully my ninja tippy toe sidesteps to get from the bedroom to the bathroom while trying to make as little noise possible has completely failed...

Fan fiction is my absolute saviour besides my iPod in which I can switch of being me and allow myself to be absorbed into many of the fabulous stories you can read on here. And once in a while you come across those one of those special stories, where all your hopes and prays have been answered, it just the suddenly appears out of nowhere. And when it does you never want it to stop ( well not until the ending chapter anyway ) So after reading chapter after chapter, paragraph to paragraph, word for word you reach the limit of the page. You click the button to read the next chapter and low and behold you have come to a rather absurd end. But that's fine it’s OK all we have to do is wait for the author to update, no biggy it could be a matter of days, weeks or even years for some ... you’ll just never know!

So this is where I stand, I have a whole lotta stories, good decent unfinished stories. And I think I'm on my last stance waiting for some of them to be updated, and who can blame me? After 4 hours of none stop reading and the occasional twitch and itch, just when I think my mind can’t take anymore of the suspense and anticipation. I have no choice but to stop reading and regain my posture realizing I'm currently half hanging of the bed, I have chewed off the ends of my pillow, and I have the most unbearable neck ache. But if it wasn't for the sudden lackage of reading material I wouldn't have noticed any of this. So I'm grateful for the hours of amusement that had been bestowed up on me after my reading marathon and whoever the author of the story is, has now been crowned as my new best friend. However 4 weeks 2 days and 17 hours later I'm not so grateful, I start acting like some mad women. Who killed Bob? Will Yin and Yang just get it on already, RUN FOREST RUN!!! With questions and possible scenarios like these running though my head all day every day for the past 4 weeks 2 days and 17 hours can you blame me for acting like derange psychopath?

You know I do love you oh wonderful selfless BIG hearted authors on Fan fiction, I thank you for being so giving and spending your precious time writing and posting these lovely stories onto Fanfic for the rest of the world to see, and as an fellow reader I know Fanfic would be nothing without you guys !!

However I know you guys would be nothing without us readers with our raving reviews of praise and support and maybe even the odd constructive criticism (Pffttt like we know what we’re talking about). I doubt many people publish stories onto here just for the heck or fun of it ... then again on second thoughts you probably do get people who do that. However when you write and publish a story on here you would at least expect somebody to read it and acknowledge it. Hoping to get a review or two and some praise or else it would be pretty pointless. So going back a paragraph or two on this mini essay the whole point of me writing this is because I don't actually plan on writing any stories for Fanfic ... who knows maybe in the future I might, I have always been interested in writing and I do love reading so putting the two together would result in my own story, but at the mo I'm much more interest in being the reader not the author. So the before I stray of again I simply made this account on Fanfic to so I can review all the wonderful stories :)

I must admit even though I love you authors, I HATE YOU at the same time when you leave us readers in the dark on a cliff hanger and not update for months... IT ISN'T FAIR on weak minded people like me, I'm usually very patience and I'm capable of compassion and understanding but that all goes out the window when I get into a good story. It’s even worse when a story comes to an unseemly finish and it stays like that on a permanently basis. I can’t magically draw you authors to your computers / laptops then pop up through the screen and force you to update and finish the story, so the next best thing I can do is review and give out words of praise. So when you authors do decided to get your backside back onto Fan fiction hopefully my review will be there to inspire you to continue the rest of the story and help get me out of this black hole of questions of who, how, what, when, where and why ?

Gosh this essay seems a bit much when I'm only really trying to say love Fanfic, love the stories and their authors who are all doing such a terrific job, but as an author update regularly, we readers will review and give you that boost you need to keep on writing then everyone will be happy:) yayyyy !!!

xo