Hi people! My name is Julia. I absolutely LOVE Rick Riordan and cats. I'm really sorry about the spacing in my stories, my computer won't accept the stupid enter key!! Believe me, it annoys me as much as it does you. (If you're wondering, I have a mac. The enter key works every other place, why not on fanfiction...)P.S. Cocoa and Flash are my cats.

I love the pairings Percabeth, Jiper, Jover, Claris, Frazel and sort of Lazel. I HATE Thalico, Rico, Thapollo (Thalia/Apollo), Octeyna, Perthena, Pothena and the gay pairings. I don't really like Jeyna. The whole Pertemis concept is wrong, but the stories are okay if done right. The WORST THING ON EARTH is a Mary Sue.

I only post occasionally, because I have no free time. If you want to quickly want to get to the stories, click the hide bio, because I love posting ridiculous things.

Funny Quotes

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of guy who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your princess will come. Mine? Oh, she took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,l just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap the idiot who made you sad.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hands lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"

Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."

Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when girls had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of guy who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real guys aren’t perfect, perfect guys aren't real"

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.) olympianchef213

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods")

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

Youv'e called someone you know a satyr.

You ran down your street/through the park with a plastic sword/stick screaming your Olympus/god or goddess.

When your mad at your parents you tell them you'd rather be god/goddess you hate's kid.

When you hear about an earthquake on the news you start scolding Poseidon.

You try to talk to horses telepathically.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Annabeth

2. Percy

3. Thalia

4. Artemis

5. Bianca

6. Zoe

7. Poseidon

8. Nico

9. Luke

10. Grover

11. Rachel

12. Hestia

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

ZOE AND RACHEL?? What in Hades? Never have hopefully never will

Do You think Four is hot? ...How hot?

ARTEMIS?!?!?!?!!? That's plain wrong. NO she is not hot

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Mental permanent scar. Hestia getting Nico pregnant?

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?

Yes. A lot

Would One and Two make a good couple?

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO PERCABETH!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Bianca/Luke or Bianca/Grover. I hope never to see both

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Sadly yes. NICO AND PERCY ARE NOT GAY! DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE!

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Annabeth and Poseidon are in a happy relationship until Luke runs off with Poseidon. Annabeth, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rachel and a brief unhappy affair with Zoe, then follows the wise advice of Bianca and finds true love with Hestia .

Um… ?? Three words. WHAT IN HADES!?!?

A good friend would visit you in jail. A best friend would be right next to you saying "HOLY CRAP! That was awesome!"

A good friend would lend you an umbrella. A best friend would take yours and say "RUN! RUN! (evil laugh) RUN!"

A good friend wouldn't be mean to you. A best friend would have the dignity to laugh behind your back.

A good friend would review your stories and give you friendly critisism. A best friend would have the courage to say: "This sucked."

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day.

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

Hes lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

List Twelve of your favorite Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus characters in no particular order.

1. Percy

2. Annabeth

3. Thalia

4. Bianca

5. Hazel

6. Frank

7. Piper

8. Nico

9. Mrs. O'Leary

10. Rachel

11. Zeus

12. Poseidon

(5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Hazel, Bianca, Piper, Percy and Thalia are playing Truth or Dare (*chews nails nervously*). Hazel asks Piper, and Piper says Truth (*starts chewing toenails*). Hazel asks who Piper loves (wrong move), and Piper, confessed their true love with Bianca. Bianca does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Thalia. Piper is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Percy (Umm...) while Thalia and Bianca run into the sunset together. However, Hazel is secretly in love with Percy, and become so jealous of Piper (uh oh), who, after the comfort from Percy becomes in a relationship with Percy, and so Hazel decides to murder Piper (NO!!), but is stopped just in time by the police officer Rachel (the oracle has to do all the work around here) and is sent to prison (NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), allowing Percy and Piper to continued their relationship.

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The beach, or my cabin, maybe arts and crafts area

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Percy

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Annabeth all the way!!!!!

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Gabe Ugliano

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Tough one... I'd say The Lightning Thief or the Last Olympian

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Annabeth

7. Favorite god or goddess?

god: Poseidon

goddess: Hestia/Athena (can't choose)

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Ask if I can get a signature

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Depends what concert it is

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Percy because it's an island. It has water around it. Duh!

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

I'm eleven...

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Percabeth :)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?

Please don't kill me! Meep

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Hanging out with everyone at camp or reading a book while listening to music

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried." He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)Percy, Nico -The Titan's Curse

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

That's a LOT! I won't answer this. It would take too long.

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he found out he was a demigod and when he asked Percy tons of questions especially the one about Annabeth being his girlfriend.

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

A god named Fred

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

When he went head over heals for Artemis

20. Favorite Random Moment?

When Kronos/Luke got sat on by a Hyperborean / When Percy named the cow serpent Bessie.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Your boy side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans
Dogs are better then cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (gymnastics)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats.
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

TOTAL=11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
You have worn dangly earrings.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the Star Wars movies.
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray.
You wear flip flops.
You have put makeup on others.
You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.

TOTAL=13

RICH KID

You go tanning.
You own something from Coach.
You have over 10 pairs of jeans.
You own something from Prada.
Usually when you ask your mom for money she gives it to you.
You like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat. ( by a sister)
You have tons of shoes.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
TOTAL: 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death. (Only when my grandpa died, I thought about it)
You've attempted suicide.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You have/want piercings.
You're going to/or have a tattoo. (I want one... But idk...)
TOTAL: 0

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You wear plaid.
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had/want/wanted blue, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate preps.
You wear/have worn skateboarding shoes.
Shop at Pac Sun.
TOTAL: 0

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Star Wars.
You are supposed/wore/wear glasses/contacts. (Contacts:p)
You get straight A's.
You like reading.
You were/are in band.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You always go to school unless you're sick.
TOTAL: 5

EMO

You've been depressed.
You have black-rimmed glasses.
You like the band Thursday.
You cry easily.
You hate being called emo.
You keep a journal/diary. (Where I write story ideas... Does that count?)
You have written a sad poem.
You have/had a sad MySpace layout.
TOTAL: 1

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are in a gang.
You wear rubberbands in your pants.
You have had a freestyle battle.
You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out.
TOTAL: 0

HARDCORE

You like loud music.
You love the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You love Normal Jeans.
You wear band t-shirts.
You love to 'hardcore' dance.
Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
You wear blue jeans.
TOTAL: 0

PREP

You love The OC.
You have a tiny dog.
Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors.
You LOVE buying shoes.
You shop at AE, HOLLISTER, A&F. (Once in a while. I sometimes buy jeans & bikinis at A&F and Hollister and shorts from Aeropostale or bracelets & stuff from all 3 stores)
You like jeans.
You love/like to shop.
You like Paris Hilton
Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
You wear big sunglasses.
TOTAL: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch the Super Bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have/have had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
TOTAL: 2

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You Like Being in Charge

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

u like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

6/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

7/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

2.5/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

7/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments. Just one...

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. Never been in one but I'd like to try

You have straight As in Art on your report card. (i have never taken art since i've been in high school)

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

8/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

9/10 YAY :)

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 wow...

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless. Sometimes... I wouldn't be a demigod with out it!

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements. That's my life!!!

6/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition. Not all the time...

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

4/10 Jerk anyway...

So I'm a daughter of Apollo who is a Hunter of Artemis. YES!!!!!!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What othertime do I have to work on my hair?).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On a steak: Serving suggestion: Freeze (But wouldn't that hurt your teeth?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words. Wow. Just Wow

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Really?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Julia

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Julizzle (ummmm...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Faye Melrose (It sounds like someone's actual name)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Warjuerg (what?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Fizzy Apple Cider (ummm)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Fayeolle (no)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lee

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Flash (all mysterious like)

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Mango Chocking (EPIC!)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Purple Dagger (YES! Wait, is a dagger a pirate accessory?)