Bienvenido, forastero, a mi pequeña burbuja... no hagas mucho ruido y cierra la puerta al entrar.

You want me to talk about myself? Right. Have you ever meet that kind of person that inmediately catch your attention?; that you don't know why but you feel like you could spend days and days listening to them? Well, I'm not that person... I'm the one who's making farting noises and asking dumb-ass questions about life.