GET TO KNOW ME. LIKE A STALKER.

Okay um... well... I... I'm shy. But online I'm really not, I'm totally up for expressing myself here, so let's just go, let's just- do it.

Names are important. Mine happens to be Rachel.

MUSIC:

SIMPLE PLAAAAANNNNN- best band ever. Done.

All Time Low

Green Day

My Chemical Romance

A small bit of Fall Out Boy and Good Charlotte, when I actually know and like a significant amount of songs by them, I will inform you.

TV:

K this is a bit obvious: Danny Phantom

Big Bang Theory

OLD Spongebob

Fairly Odd Parents

Yeaahhh I don't really watch much.

Movies:

ANYTHING DISNEY. (When I say Disney, I mean REAL Disney. None of this "Disney Channel" crap, unless you mean the old stuff that was actually good.)

ANYTHING PIXAR. (As ling as it's not Cars 2, sorry that sucked. WHY??? WHY DID IT HAVE TO TARNISH PIXAR'S PERFECT RECORD????)

Shrek 1 & 2

SCHOOL OF ROCK

I discovered yesterday that I like Spiderman... a lot...

BOOKS:

Harry Potter (YES).

Hunger Games 1 & 2 (I was too bored to finish the 3rd... sorry)

I've read Shiloh... then wrote a sequel in 6th grade... (don't mean to brag, but I did pretty well...)

I find it really sad that I'm an avid reader and that's the best I can come up with... sigh.

Games:

I'll just say Guitar Hero and be done.

YOUTUBERS:

Okay if you know any of these guys, you're cool.

DANISNOTONFIRE, OHMYGOD

AMAZINGPHIL, OHMYGOD

Crabstickz

KickThePJ

charlieissocoollike

michealaranda

Nerimon

OFFICIALsampepper

Key Of Awesome, I guess...

I used to really love Cute Things Exploding, not cuz I'm evil or anything (I like my share of animals...)

There's totally more but I can't come up with them at the moment.

AND I LOVE SCIENCE. AKA BIOLOGY.

AND PALEONTOLOGY.

AND PHYSIOLOGY.

A LOT.

K DUN

yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!*

ALRIGHT: if you are reading this, please take note of the following message:

You rock.

2 OCs:

Jess(ica): Danny's younger sister. Basically looks like Danni, because Jess is a female version of Danny. However, her face isn't as round, and she looks a bit more mature. She's two years younger than Danny.

Rachel (IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE HAVE THE SAME NAME!): Sam's younger sister. Best friends with Jessica. She's the same age as Jess. She has Sam's head shape, nose, and eye-color but her mother's eyebrows, eye-shape, and… yeah that's it. But she also has black hair that goes up to her chest. She's basically a Sam with longer hair, if you think about it.

YAY! I'm making progress with Fun, Friends, and Most Importantly: Romance. I'M SO HAPPY!

There are quite a few chapters left... but since the summer is coming to a close, so is the story. We've passed the halfway mark, because camp ended, and... well... hell is starting. Can't write a summer story based off of hell. It just don't work :/

I have a one-shot in progress. The title kinda sucks, but for some odd reason, I like it a little. I don't really want to give anything away, but I'm pretty sure you'll like it (I'd say that I know, but that would be like bragging, and I hate braggage unless it's as a joke...).

COPY AND PASTY STUFF! YAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Danny and Sam stood on a balcony alone. Sam was scared but she began asking because she felt she had to know.

"Danny, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Sam, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Danny's hand grabbed her wrist. She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Sam's eyes widened at this statement and as Danny wraps his arms around her and continues speaking,

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Sam starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness.

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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You know your obessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know what Esperanto is.

You know a few Esperanto words.

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius

You've gone looking for ghost portals

You want to dye your hair white

You know the theme song by heart

You can quote parts of/entire episodes

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled

You cried when Phantom Planet ended

Pssh. 'nuff said.

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost

You know the importance of Emergency Ham

You think hazmat suits rule

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"

You don't go near beauty pageants.

It's not Eragon, it's Aragon.

You like read berets

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White

You've tried to capture things in a thermos

You named your dog Cujo

You were excited when you turned 14

You searched Google maps for Amity Park

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street

Whenever you get Fruit Loops you search the box for Vlad

When you're shocked you shout out a book title

You've tried to walk through walls

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks

You don't want locker 724

You support Frog's Rights

You don't like biker dudes

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.

You brought the bat with the word Fenton on it

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.

You never eat oatmeal at camp

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Dani.

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people

You've tried to fly

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD (on Amazon!)

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island

You named your cat Maddie

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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if you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Kina lupi, Dragonluvr1993, UniqueMelody, XxSpiritWolfxX, MillionDollarNinja, VampireFrootloopsRule, chocolatechips84

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

MOO... I'm a fish

Silence is Golden, Duck tape is Silver

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do

Love isn't about joy, it's about endurance

Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde

You Know You Live in 2008 When:

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reasons for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just pushing the button on the TV

6. You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesn't have buttons anymore!'

7. You just realised that you were defending yourself from an inanimate object.

8. Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (It is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9. You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report full of cht spk typose, nd smily faces.

10. You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12. You were too busy to notice number 5.

13. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your ass off.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend time reading such things as these and find the as intriguing as I, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of teens have been drunk or high. paste this in your profile if you like bagels.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

If you believe in world peace, paste this in your profile.

If you believe in recycling, paste this in your profile.

If you sing in the shower, paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

On a can of cashews:

Warning: May contain cashews.

(Really? I never would have guessed!)

if this has you wondering where we became sooooo stupid paste this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!).

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Some of these I haven't done, so what I have is in bold:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (if you don't know how that's possible, shame on you!)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/tv/cell/mp3 or ipod, weird a.k.a. us teens we get freaked out if we get grounded from micrsoft word/fanfiction/books if you're a weird teen or kid copy and paste this onto your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'mBLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you hate Twilight with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, copy and paste this into your profile, grab a bat, and let's find Robert Pattinson!

If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile.

Things to do in Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

My Super iPod Life Challenge!

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: I Just Can't Wait To Be King… okay then :/

Waking Up: This is Me (Acoustic Full Version) this is awkward… I didn't even know that I had that song

First Day of School: One Last Hope (Hercules) LOL

Falling in Love: Good Morning Baltimore (see, I Can Hear the Bells would have made much more sense)

Fight Song: The Gospel Truth II

Breaking Up: I Won't Be There by Simple Plan (now we're getting somewhere!! freakishly accurate!)

Prom: OKAY… HERE GOES… Bad Day. Epic fail.

Life is just...OK: Pulling A Snitch/Big Hullabaloo/Battling The Baduns-Disney's 101 DalmatiansSoundtrack (Bad Day would have worked HERE.)

Mental Breakdown: Feed the Birds (Tuppence a Bag)- Mary Poppins (the sound people totally screwed this up)

Driving: He's a Pirate- Pirates of the Caribbean (you know, I can live with that…)

Flashback: Heigh-Ho (The Dwarfs' Marching Song)

Getting Back Together: Mickey Mouse Club March (I DON'T EVEN KNOW HALF OF THESE SONGS!!!) I'm kind of scared for the next one...

Birth of Child: Stacy's Mom- Fountains of Wayne. I had good reason to be scared.

Wedding: A Star is Born- Hercules (you know, that would have worked well for the last one.)

Final Battle: All You Need Is Love- Beatles. I actually find that funny...

Death Scene: Bootstrap's Bootstraps- POTC 1, again...

Funeral Song: I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You- HSM. That's pretty funny.

End Credits: Okay… I'm scared… *holds breath* My Darlings/99/Better Be Off/Fire One/All Clear-Disney's 101 DalmatiansSoundtrack

YAY! If you're normal... you probably haven't read all of that. Stories downstairs. BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ALREADY.