Name My pen name was once Neko2003 but i felt it time to change so it's now Horshi-Hikari...

Birthday 17th December

SexFemale (well duh lol)

Favourite films Rose red (it’s a film by Steven King thou i love all his films and books).Princess Mononoke.Howl’s moving castle.Spirited away.The brothers Grimm.(The list could go on forever!)

Favourite anime/cartoonsFull metal alchemist.YU-GI-OHShaman king.Naruto.Beyblade.Digimon series 1 and 2.Teen titans.Wolf’s rain.Any many others (would be here all day if I wrote them all down)

BioWell what to say, first things first, I’m mental, I mean, I’m the kind of person who will do anything if dared to, one time I was dared to run through my college with no top or bra on and hell ya I did it! I’m that kind of mental, not the whole straight jacket and padded room thing, thou the straight jacket sounds kinda fun…hmm….well anyway…….I’m shooting off, got fanfics to write, catch ya later. xx

would just like to let all of you know that my Hall of Shadows Fanfic will be back, i didnt like the way it was heading so im re-writing it. it will return soon.

(i would just like to say that i know that i sometimes dont punctuate properly but i have Dyslexia and i know it pisses some people off but i hope you can all look past my mistakes and just enjoy what i write. big puppy dog eyes)

Favourite QuitesAll of them come from the amazing YU-GI-OH Abridged series if you have never watched them then you should, you will be rolling on the floor laughing,

(this is brought to you by Yugios, because he’s Yami-licious….)

Abridged Episode #45

YAMI: I just realized what the "G" stands for in "Yu-Gi-Oh! GX". Don't watch it!
SETO: Mokuba, have you finished translating the Egyptian text on that God Card yet?
MOKUBA: No, but I did download the trailer for the Yu-Gi-Oh! Tenth Anniversary Movie.
SETO: Does it look any good?
MOKUBA: Well, we're not in it.
SETO: F*ckers. I mean... carry on.
MOKUBA: It appears to be about this guy Paradox going back to the past on his time-travelling motorcycle in order to play a children's card game with the three main Yu-Gi-Oh! protagonists.
ANNOUNCER: (echoing) IN 3D!!! (text on screen: "3D!!!")
SETO: Just like James Cameron's Avatar, only instead of intergalactic Smurfs fighting giant robots, it's a children's card game.
ANNOUNCER: (echoing) IN 3D!!! (text on screen: "3D!!!")
SETO: Sounds awful.
MOKUBA: Did you wanna go see it, bro?
SETO: Mokuba, we're in the middle of a tournament. We'll just download it illegally like everybody else.

Abridged Episode #40

YAMI BAKURA: I activate Dark Sanctuary! Now the duel will take place in a twisted and horror-filled environment where only the bravest souls dare to venture!
YAMI: An anime convention!?
YAMI BAKURA: Close but no cigar. Here the spirits of the damned roam freely and every second is like living in a wide-awake nightmare!
YAMI: Still sounds like an anime convention.
YAMI BAKURA: Look, we're in Hell, okay?! Did the giant bloody eyeballs not tip you off!?
YAMI: I thought they were cosplayers.

(brief silence)

YAMI: Really good cosplayers.
YAMI BAKURA: No such thing I'm afraid.

episode 11

BAKURA: By the way, where are the others?
YUGI: Joey and Tristan are busy guarding Téa. For some reason, ever since we got back from the Shadow Realm she's been under the impression that she's a caterpillar.
TÉA: (thinking) Soon I'll be a beautiful butterfly, and then Yugi will love me.

episode 14

KAIBA: You may have beaten me before, Yugi, but this time I have the upper hand. I've placed my faith in the heart of the cards, and without Exodia, you have no chance of overcoming my unstoppable Blue-Eyes White Dragons!
YAMI: Yeah, well at least I'm not adopted!
KAIBA: What did you just say?
YAMI: Oh, sorry, did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and cry to mommy? Oh that's right, you don't have one!
KAIBA: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child then-
YAMI: Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock, from Pokémon! Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!
KAIBA: That's it, Muto, you're f*cking dead!

episode 25

YUGI: (approaches Téa) Ah, there she is. Okay, Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickeys! (switches with Yami)

YAMI: Huh? Yugi, you little [bleep]! You son of a [bleep]ing [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]! (Téa overhears) I'm going to tear off your [bleep] and shove them right up your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] and then [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] on your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] with [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] in the [bleep] [bleep] and [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] your [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] so then you'll have to [bleep] sideways! (slight pause) [Bleep]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) hi there.

Episode 25

TÉA: (singing "Something There" from "Beauty and the Beast"

There's something sweet, and almost kind,
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined.
But now he's dear, and so unsure,
I wonder why I didn't see it there before.

YAMI: [Bleep]ing birds! (singing same tune, but altered lyrics)

This date is lame, it's such a bore.
I'd rather be home playing card games more and more.
If you ask me, Téa's a whore,
But then that's nothing new, she was like that before.

Some more random stuff

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it."

"In life when one door opens, try not to let it hit you in the face."

"Whenever I'm angry i think to myself 'what would Alphonse do?' Yup, Alphonse is Jesus...in a can!"

Be the kind of woman who, when her feet hit the ground in the morning, the Devil says, "Oh crap, she's awake!"

poem:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

How to Tell if You're a Writer

(Sad part is...everything on this list is true for me ... -_-)

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

(another one that rings true for me!)

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (nope...)

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. (...heheheheh...)

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities .(I've always supported gay rights! The other stuff is just a perk!)

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (Actually, I celebrate because now I can do it LEGALLY)

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

You know your crazy when...

-for christmas every year since you were 4 there's allways one person that buys you a straight jacket

-when your house names it's self Robert and begins cussing at you in a british accent

-when you have earned the title 'Crazy Child' from your friends and family

-when even after you found out were babies come from you still insist that the stork brings them to you

-when you draw little smilely faces all over you body and name all of them Bill Beckerson

-when you begin everything you say with 'Muwahahaha I am the artist formerly known as satan...'

-when your mom puts foam padding on your bed room walls

-when you run screaming down a hall and you friends yell back "What is it this time?"

-when your laughter is creepy enough it scares away small children

-when the bullies at your school start to avoid you

-when the voices inside your head decide you need to build character and start bullying you instead

-when your medications name is longer than 4 words

-when your friends say "Danm you are crazy"

-when your friends then say "Thank god, it'd be creepy if you were like the rest of the doofus' I know"

MORE RANDOMNESS!!

1.YOUR NAME: Victoria

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Vicizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Amy Berry

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Frevicley

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Fanta

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Iearese

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black bubbles

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH? WELL, A BITCH IS A DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE A PART OF NATURE, AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL, SO YEAH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!

98 of People would scream if Hannah Montana was on top of the Empire State Building, copy and paste this in your profile if you would be the 2 screaming, "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!"