Yume: Hello, and our names are Kitana (Ki-ta-na) and Yume (Yoo-may... call me Yumi and you die))! We write stories together about stuff... like, hentai! Hahaha. Just kidding, you sad poor pathetic souls who look at that stuff and read it. Anyways, typing this now is obviously Yume, although I'm sure at some point Kitana will come in here and type her own thing, separate from mine. Ahhhh... yeah. That's about all I have to say for now. Oh, and other people on the sight know me also as Dark Magician Fairy. So read my stories there if you want. They are my own separate little thing. Kitana also has her own name too.

Kitana: YAY! I, Kitana, am here! ...Why did I just type that? Mwahaha... anyways, if you like, check out my other works on fanfiction.net You can find me as The Incredible KittyKittyHunter... uh... let me rephrase that... you'll find me as just plain old KittyKittyHunter! lol Our website of DOOM will be up very soon! Yaye! Anyway, I don't really have much to say, so please just go ahead and read our fic! Oh yeah, we have rules in our writing, very important ones.

1. We will NOT write Yaoi, Yuri, or slash of any kind.
2. Yume will let her characters swear freely but I don't because I prefer not to.
3. Because we live in too very different places, I will type things like 'colour' while Yume will use 'color'. Got that?
4. We will use Original Characters.

Yume: 5. Updates will be when we are able to do them... which is when my stepdad is not being a douche-face, or when skool is not taking up my valuable time... (or when I am not being a lazy crap-for-crap...) Kitana prolly has more important things to worry about or do, so she can update whenever she wants as well.

Oh, and here's a rant for you silly little flamers!

Those of you who think our story(s) arefilled withMary-Sue(s), you really need to look up the meaning of it. After all, a Mary-Sue has no life and only exists in the story to pursue after the main hero (or whatever character he/she wants) for reasons… er, use your imagination. There are lots of other things a Mary-Sue does to piss people off, but I doubt our characters do any of those things.

Also, you flamers are wasting your time. Why do you read our stories if you’re just going to diss them? And even if you don’t read them and just get straight to the dissing, then you are lame and don’t even look past the so called “Mary-Sues” to even read the detail or the plot of the story. That’s what counts in fanfiction. It’s not the OC’s that make up the story. It’s the plot and the diction and the dialogue the author portrays to impress the reader so the author can get praise and constructive criticism. If you don’t like OC’s; then welcome to fanfiction.net people! There’s LOADS of them. Get used to it. So instead of complaining to get no benefit or results, you should get a life and do something better with your time. Because your wasted efforts only make me want to rant on about your utter pathetic stupidity.

Kitana: ...Whoa, Yume, breathe! But I completely agree with her. We have nothing against constructive criticism, and personally, we prefer signed reviews.So now that we've got that straight, READ OUR FIC!

Yume: What she said. Read it now or I will open yer chest cavity and stuff human skulls from my collection in you...