I may (finally) be submitting a new story to this site.We'll see- I'm working on a lot of stuff at the moment.

Oh- and for all of you who have received anonymous reviews from someone called 'the crazy pineapple lady' and other assorted pineapple-related names- that was me. I'm lazy. I like pineapples. Any questions? Good.

I like stand-up comedy, chocolate, chocolate coveredthings, chocolate covered chocolate and books.Even crap books can be a wealth of amusement. I also like writing. Even...poetry. You will. Never. Ever. See my poetry.

Idislike meat, the dude who did 'Is This The Way to Amarillo' and my prime minister (Hey- I didn't vote for him, people). I alsodislike having to get up so early in the morning that it's still dark. Because of this, I hate winter unless it's either Christmas or snowing.

Mary Sues annoy me. people who rite like this reeeeely anoy me!1!1!1!

Also, possiblyirrationally, I loathe an exclamation and question mark together, i.e. '"What!" said Bogey McSnot '. Pick one. Not both.

Hope you had fun, ladies and germs. I know you didn't.Now go do something constructive. Toodlepip.