Hello there, wandering stranger!

You have ambled into the realm of Sekowari's foolishly outdated, bland excuse for a profile.

Here we arrive at a chance for me to talk about myself. I'm certainly not one to be even the slightest mysterious. In fact, I declare that mysterious writers on the world wide web would weep to have me among their ranks. I will proceed to crash straight into the following intro of fame (self proclaimed only).

Age: Younger than the dust on the forgotten textbook at the back of your closet, and older than my stationaries. Although, I have slowly accumulated vintage stationary so that must be saying something about me.

Home: is where the heart is... unfortunately I don't see myself living in Middle Earth ;-;

Likes:

-much sleep

-cinematic trailer music

-clean and unused erasers at the ends of pencils

-that brilliant feeling when you wake up early and realize you have more time to rest (clearly my love for sleep is showing)

-my endlessly growing list of books to be read (but also a source for strong feelings of inadequacy)

-daydreaming...and you must never question what indiscreet writers daydream about

-will add to this list much later in the future when something witty pops up

And if you really must know, I shall be the saint that I am and tell you my real name No sadly, though I've always secretly wished I had an exotic one, not unlike that of a Mary Sue. Did I really just admit that?

Have a wonderful day!

I congratulate you in awe for getting this far and spending your precious time reading this horrifically bombastic self-introduction.

If reading the above has so much as made you cough up a chuckle, chortle, or, dare I say it, a smirk of derision, then that will really have made my day! If ever you're just too bored, feel free to drop by.

& by the time anyone's read this again, it will have been updated (thank the rainbows for that), deleting my outdated attempts at humour as I went along. Who says laughs are forever?